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Spearmint Rhino

Dallas, TX

First time to the SR in Dallas. Easy to find, right off the interstate. Club has valet parking and a modest cover charge. Once inside, most of the girls seemed pretty lazy, particularly given there…

Pink Diamonds

North Hollywood, CA

Went to this club on a Monday night. It was pretty dead. I parked out front but it looked like they had valet. Went inside and found a range of girls. Mostly 6-8s, no 10s.…

Centerfolds

San Francisco, CA

Good number of hotties, range of 6-9.5s. Was able to get a good variety of dances...Tuesday seems like a good night in terms of range of girls to customers. The girls were appropriately aggressive. We…

Stopped in on a Friday night after 10 pm. Most customers I’ve seen in there in a long time. A whole bunch of new girls—it seems like the last of the old guard is finally…

I went to the club at 8pm, I was at the reception/check in where a girl asked for a cover fee of $20 and I got a drink. They let me in and the club…

Well one more try Me and some friends were grabbing dinner in the area, and while heading home, I decided to drop in to kill a little time before getting on BART. It was around 8:00 PM…

Walked in and paid the cover. Went around the bend inside and this place seemed like it used to be darker. It's still dim, but it's bright enough to keep track of people,…