My wife and I went and...

My wife and I went and had a GREAT time with a tall, busty brunette who was more than hospitable... MUCH more. Many couples will go to a strip club for a giggle-filled, R rated experience. Luckily for me, my wife wants to get as close to laid by the strippers as she can and likes seeing me do the same. So, we did a little reconnaissance work as we walked by one day. We stepped in the door and asked the door man if there were any dancers at the club that were "into girls". He said Mariah and Mallory. So we came back on a night where both were working.

The club has a great layout. Some may not like the runway style format, but I found it gave a lot more people a chance to get close to the action than just a flat stage front. Everyone was very friendly and overall the girls seemed very playful. It also seemed fairly clean, despite the not-so-clean neighborhood it is in. We sat up front for a while enjoying the show and waiting for our two recommendations to come out. Mariah appeared first and was insanely hot. Curvy with a tiny waist, tall, beautiful face, and some fantastic not-so-natural breasts. Her routine was very erotic, and at one point she pulled an unsuspecting girl out of the audience and onto the runway. This girl was blushing horribly and obviously not looking for this much attention, and then Mariah proceeded to pull the girls skirt up and go down on her!!! We decided it was best not to wait for Mallory (who we later saw was very cute) and get Mariah into a private booth ASAP.

We brought a few hundred bucks and our Jaegermeister bottle we snuck in with us (Mariah appreciated the Jäger), and proceeded to have a fantastic time with her. She and my wife put on a hell of a show and then let me join in. It was an all in all great evening. Mariah had a great personality and was very sweet to both of us. I'm sure this may not have been a typical experience, but our first trip to Crazy Horse SF left a smile on my face