The Crazy Horse
980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102

Overall better than I first expected....

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bh01
Dec 3, 2011, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Thursday Afternoon

Overall better than I first expected. Good value in perv row and private dances were high mileage.

Visited after work ended early on a Thursday (approximately 4 pm). Note that street parking is by meter at 2 or 3 minutes per quarter so either bring ALOT of quarters or find a lot. A couple of lots wanted $15 for the evening but found one around the corner and up the hill (sorry, did not think to grab the address) for $7 for two hours. Was a $20 cover to get in, with re-entry privileges if they stamp your hand. There were 6-12 customers and about 6 dancers working. As others have mentioned the seating is a bit unique with stadium seating facing the bottom of a T shaped stage. There are also seats along each side of the stage. Standard 3 song set per girl with an annoying blank song between each dancer. YMMV as it was pretty dead but if you sat in perv row a couple bucks per song got you a mini lap dance with contact above the belt. Customers moved between perv row and the general seating area to either avoid tipping a girl onstage or to make themselves more accessible for girls to approach and ask about private dances. Dances are $20/bikini, $40/topless, or $100/30 min (I think) for a private booth (which is not blocked off in sight but not in sound from other booths). I suggest trying out a girl with the $20 or $40 dance before the private booth as there seemed to be different menus available. What happens in the private booth seems to depend on the girl and the size of your tip, but it seemed clear you could at least leave happy. Based on what I overheard, the girls worked hard to get you into the booth before they would commit to pricing out the menu so I suggest negotiating up front. I also overheard OTC being discussed but no did not hear details.

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Overall better than I first expected....