Walk south down Market Street and...

Walk south down Market Street and right when things start getting skeezy, there's the Crazy Horse Theater. I paid $25 admission in the late afternoon but the entry fee varies. This is an old movie theater converted to a strip club with walkway stage and private rooms. Although it's kept fairly clean, the ambiance is not high class. The lobby is painted dark, the seats look pretty worn and the stage is unspectacular. Girls will mill about but generally hang out backstage or in the back seats of the theater. No bar that I saw but there's a snack machine when you enter. Very posh.

The Crazy Horse does have a few things going for it. The girls are generally attractive, probably the most attractive dancers in the city. If you sit by the stage and give the girls a tip, they will sometimes give you a mini-lap dance and you can cop a quick feel. Not bad for a few dollars. This is why I always grab a seat next to the runway and bring plenty of small bills cause it's a pain in the ass to get up and get change. There are no waitresses or servers so you have to get change from the guy at the front or ask a girl to get you some change.

Lap dances are full contact but otherwise tame. The couch area is for topless lap dances but there's always a bouncer watching so it's less than private. Private rooms are where you can get a full nude lap dance but they have this weird coin entry system which I really don't get. I've had no luck getting extras at this place. YMMV.