The Crazy Horse

Well, so I find myself in San Fran and the various review forums tell me that (a) over on Broadway what you have is a DV near-monopoly and (b) I should really…

On weekday evenings Crazy Horse has a special - you pay the full entrance and you get one free entrance any time before 6 pm. This does not expire. Anyways, I was…

In town for business last month, and I had a free evening. After dinner I decided to head over to CH - first time back in almost a year. Being an out…

first of all u get bang for you buck....almost literally the chicks actually give u some nice attention and it feels more like a big bachelor party where you can actually touch the…

This is my first visit in last 6 years. I used to go there frequently during 2003,2004 years . It used to be a very good club with nice good looking and…

Swung by on free afternoon a couple weeks ago. Typical daytime slow scene. Because I work in the city, I typically visit in the day so I am familiar with the slow…

This is probably the best strip club in SF if you want high mileage LD at some what reasonable prices. I'll just add some things which haven't been mentioned in other reviews.…

The first time I went to the Crazy Horse, I wasn't sure what to expect. But I'm glad I held onto my $$ until the right dancer came along for the…

This was my 1st visit to The Crazy Horse. I had done my fair share of research for clubs in SF area, and zeroed in on this one. The area is not the greatest,…

I have mixed feelings about Crazy Horse. It's probably the best deal in the area for extras ($120 15 minute VIP) but in my opinion the dancers looks aren't that good except…

Hopped on Tuscl.net before picking a club to go to while I was in town. Based on reviews I decided to try out Crazy Horse. I must say that the…

Classic nude style club in a pretty bad part of SF, though it is only a block from Union Square. Lots of homeless folks and drug dealers hanging around the block, pretty…

Totally unique experience. Not like any strip club I've ever been to. They have a porno theatre and girls doing live shows where they rub on each other. Ask for a dance…

Visited Crazy Horse for the first time during the day shift, and had a good experience. For those unfamiliar with the club, Crazy Horse is located on Market Street and is…

I'm not a connoisseur but this is probably the finest club I've been to for overall quality of hotties. Only a handful of duds in the bunch. And one girl - Asian,…

Crazy Horse is right on Market near the SF civic center. Walking over there can be interesting.... most of the street people are quite stoned but don't be surprised if…

Had been to the Crazy Horse before and had a great experience and was looking forward to an equally great second trip. Not so much. Walked in and was immediately approached by…

I got out of work early due to the holiday and headed here to get the long weekend off right. Even though my office is walking distance to the Broadway clubs,…

I was here on May 6th around 2pm. Made it back to Crazyhorse after a long absence and things have changed, not really for the best. They re designed the VIP dance areas.…

I have been here several times over the past few years. The club is different than any other club I have been to with a theatre style set-up that has been…

Went here on a Friday night, and wasn't disappointed. Well...for the most part. Dancers on stage were quite energetic, and as long as you kept the ones flowing then they'd…

Had a pretty good time with jasmin. She's a bit of a ROB but those giant (and fake) tits made up for it. She's down for a lot if you have…

I swung by on a saturday night for a couple of hours or so and there was around 5-6 dancers sitting around (it changed throughout the night) with 1-2 on stage. The…

I stopped in at this club because it was around the corner from the hotel I was staying at for a business trip. The environment of the club is pretty low…

Beautiful and friendly girls, interesting theater set up, not too much emphasis on pole dancing but lots of contact at the runway/stage (lap dances were given at the runway). One engaging dancer…

The good old crazy horse. This place has a lot of reviews so I would not waste time on the physical descriptions but the recent changes in the price structure. Earlier, the…

Visited on a Friday night around 10pm. There were probably 10 girls on shift. There were 3 that were attractive. The dancers were diverse - black, latina, asian. Did not get a…

I have not been having good experiences at this club. This place is too crowded for me. The dancers (at least the good ones) are always very busy or when they come…

This is my go-to strip club in the SF Bay Area. Place is a bit run down, weird theatre style. Went down here on a Monday evening, around 15 or so dancers,…

The Crazy Horse is an excellent strip club that offers what connoisseurs refer to as ''HIGH MILEAGE'' lap dances. As opposed to alcohol clubs such as the Gold Club, Hustlers, Broadway Showgirls…

Lots of girls rating 5-8 one or two nines. Sitting by stage is great with brief lap dances for tips and the occasional motorboat. This is where there is big…

Was in the area on 3/9 weekend and visited this club twice. As I was in the area, it was a few minutes walk on market street. The block this club is on…

The review is for 2/9. This was the second day in a row, I had visited the club. There were about 18 dancers in total at around 8 pm. Got dances at…

Well I was back in the city and thought I deserved a little celebration. Off to my favorite club in the city after checking the line-up from the club's website.…

Came here in the afternoon -- not too crowded and there were still plenty of dancers working. The problem is there is like 15m between each dancer on stage. Also, the seating…

superb place to go....dancers are very beautiful.Lots of good music was there played by the DJ. Music was loud. Went there after midnight with 4 of my friends..we had a great time…

Crazy Horse Theatre is on Market Street between 5th and 6th Streets. Mid-Market as it's called has been less successful than the booming capitalism just a block away. But things are changing.…

Go during the daytime when it is crowded and splurge a little bit. The dancers will take quite some time over you. Surprisingly good conversation. My favorite was this dancer with glasses (sorry…

So this is a pretty typical Californian Strip Club - girls are friendly and the average is like a 7. I had two lap dances, both of which were very good. For…

I stopped by at around 9:30 p.m. on a recent Saturday. The layout of the club was recently described so I won't repeat. I was surprised that during the 45…

Came here on a feature dancer night Jesse Jane was performing. Entrance fee was only $25.00 even with her there. Movie theater type seating in the back facing the catwalk…

Club layout is somewhat unusual. There is a long narrow stage jutting out into the room with several rows of seats on each side facing the stage. There is another…

When they say theater they really mean theater. Went to visit this club with a few friends and the seating is stadium style with a large stage. There are no…

Right on the border of downtown glitz and glamour and the bad part of the city. The club itself is fine, but has the feel of being a little run down.…

This place really is a theater. Many rows of uncomfortable theater seats...but you don't come here for those seats. Day I was there there were at least 10 girls...about half of them…

Thought that I would give this place a try as I was disappointed with my last visit to MBOT. I decided to walk from my Union Square hotel as it didn't…

I was in SF for business and had time to kill one night so I ventured into crazy horse and definitely did not regret it. There's a lot of diversity: I had…

Was in town so went back to a usual choice for SF. They have made big changes since my last visit. They have taken over the building next door and…

This was a pretty good club to visit. Had nothing else to do on Friday so decided to drive into san Francisco. It is preety easy to find the place but this…

Still the best value in SF in terms of quality of dancers and what you get for the money. $20 entry fee, drops to a $16 early bird special if you come…

It's Saturday night and I'm back this time of time at one of my most visited strip club in San Francisco. I didn't plan to spend a lot of money so I didn't…

If you got the money i suggest you go here. As with most strip clubs the more you get the more you'll receive if you catch my drift...overall it still is a…

I went to Crazy Horse around 11 pm on Saturday. The place was packed with guys. I have never seen such a bad ratio of guys to girls in a strip club.…

I never spent much time at Crazy Horse, due to the close proximity of the Broadway Strip in relation to my ex-employer. Nevertheless, Crazy Horse has become my new favorite club…

I spent an amazing saturday night at the Crazy Horse. The cover is expensive (25 dollars) but you always get a lot for your money when you seat close to the stage…

Had one free night on my visit to SF to go clubbing and after doing some homework, this seemed like the best option for my menu favorites. Typical Monday night at a…

So I was in San Francisco a couple weeks ago, and my hotel was about 5 blocks from the Crazy Horse. What did you expect me to do? I stopped…

Like it's name, this is really more of a theater than a strip club. Many rows of very uncomfortable theater seats all facing the stage. You don't go to this place for…

This is quite a unique place if you have never been to San Francisco before. It is completely different than any of the Chicago clubs I am used to. As…

This place is a hell of a good time. I'm not gonna waste much time describing the layout when literally every other review mentions it. In a nutshell: theatre style layout, 6-7 rows…

So I had some time to kill after working in the area and had noticed this place as I was walking by for lunch. I paid the door fee and asked if…

Yes, the cover's expensive... But I really enjoyed myself here and overall I'd say it's well worth the money spent for what you get in return. The stageshows are excellent, with each…

Avoid at all costs. $25 cover. They short you on your private time and it's a horrible theater-style seating arrangement. Especially avoid Jasmine the scam artist. I was in town and thought I'd…

I visited on a late Friday afternoon after a downtown happy hour with my ex co-workers. We got in around 6:30pm when many of the day-shift workers were wrapping up and the…

Wow...been here a few times times but never a night like this. Usually on a Wednesday near midnight there will be 8-10 dancers the I would rate 6-8s and usually Asian…

great girls! great fun! great private sessions! lots of girls to choose from and not to many of them are fugly! haha! i liked that they offered a wide range of options…

I went here two different Wednesday afternoons. I went the second time after seeing Diana the first time around. She is blonde hottie in her 30s, with D bolt ons. She is…

I'm thinking this isn't my type of place, so you may want to discount some of my thoughts here. I went one night thinking this would be one of the more mellow San…

Looks a little seedy (and it's not in the greatest neighborhood, though walking with purpose tends to keep folks from approaching you), but don't be put off. If you've only been to…

Strange club, Cinema look/feel, has a runway down the middle, but some seats further back. If you sit in the ones further back you'll get approached more often for private dancers, seems to…

Back to my club. After an OK $20 dance with a very cool girl at The Gold Club I needed some full contact fun at my local club of choice.…

After a second time around at this establishment, I would like to upgrade the club's rating based on the number of women on a Saturday night. There are better clubs as far…

I have very mixed feelings about Crazy Horse. On the one hand, the girls are mostly friendly, a good handful of them are absolutely beautiful, and the prices are not too high. I…

Went in during the afternoon and saw a new Latina dancer I had never seen before, Catalina. Amazing, soft boobs which she uses well and interjects a few head slaps now and…

Been to SF yet again. I always seem to stop by here because it is my old reliable. I usually have no problem going to this club. The women here are mostly…

Stopped by earlier in the day (before 7) to pay the lower entrance fee. Stuck around for a couple of minutes before leaving to meet some friends for dinner. Got a stamp…

I was in SF for a business trip, and MBOT and the Broadway clubs didn't seem like good value so I headed to Crazy Horse. The club has an odd layout, being…

Visited twice on a recent trip to SF (partly because I didn't feel like being a walking ATM for the dancers at MBOT). Came away disappointed both times (one afternoon, one…

I've been reading about major changes happening to CH. Since I haven't been here in a while, I thought I'd better check it out for myself. First change, and the only change as…

Nice,sexy girls that know how to put on a good show with special personal attention (touching). The most fun and value of all of the San Francisco clubs. Jasmine is…

Made a much anticipated return visit to the best club in the city. No interior changes since my last visit except finally there is a passable men's bathroom. The usual…

Crazy Horse is a great place if you are looking for strippers that give good mileage for a decent price. If you are looking for alcohol or posh surroundings look elsewhere.…

First trip to SF in a couple of years, was able to work in a visit to CH. Compared to my last visit, I'd have to say the overall dancer quality…

went in on wednesday evening, paid 20 for admission. there were about 10 dancers working out of which i would rate 4 of them to of 8 range and didn't like the…

Stopped in during a midweek afternoon when I was between meetings. Paid the $20 entry fee, there were maybe 4-5 other customers there at the time. Got a VIP dance from Devine,…

Had a few minutes to kill Friday after work. Had a little bit of cash to burn so headed for the Crazy Horse. I usually like to relax and chill for awhile…

I have been to this club a number of times on different trips. This is one of my two favorite clubs in the country and certainly can be a high mileage one.…

It's my second visit with a friend. We came in around 10 and stay till closing. The girls there are hot, not pushy at all. I saw an amazing looking black girl…

Went on a Saturday. Crowd was a mixed bunch (it's the tenderloin). You can sit away from the stage and get propositioned, or go up front and interact with the…

Club is located on Market Street away from the other SF strip clubs which makes it unique and also why this club is better value than many in SF. The set up…

I had some time to kill before having dinner in downtown, so I decided to stop by here and see if I could get lucky with a dancer. I arrived just before…

To celebrate my birthday, I decided to check out a strip joint in downtown San Francisco on Friday afternoon around 4pm. I chose the Crazy Horse because a few of my friends…

This is a full nude club where the dancers make their money almost entirely off of lap dances. Consequently, the standard of pole dancing is not particularly high...indeed, the stage show…

As others have said, it is a strange strip club. It is probably an old theater since when you walk in there are rows of theater seating and where the screen would…

OK i got there in the afternoon. this place i found to be a total dump. i sat down in the seats and within 30 seconds i got approached by a decent…

Have been to crazy horse more than any other club. Easy to say why. There are always some very hot girls there (though quality does vary) and private shows are a steal. was…

Let me get right to the point - this is not the place to go if you like supermodel pretty girls. Not the place for comfortable classy leather chairs and an upscale…

Came inside, sat at the stage, and the second dancer was wonderfully attentive, frankly nearly embarrassingly attentive with the stage side mini-laps. Petite, very pretty, toned, the only negative for me…

Went to Crazy Horse earlier this week shortly after lunch (it's $10 off admission, so $15, if you show up between noon and 1). Quite a lot of turnover since I…

Just came in town for a short turn around this week and as usual when I am in town I stop by my ATF place CHT. This is one of the few…