The Crazy Horse
980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102

Sadly because of lack of competition...

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Traveller66
Sep 28, 2010, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Wednesday Afternoon

Sadly because of lack of competition in the San Francisco market, Crazy Horse is emerging as the most reliable, dependable strip club in the group. Mitchell Brothers has gotten way too expensive, there is not enough mileage in the Broadway clubs, but CH can always be counted on for a good dance in the back room.

The layout is generally theater style in the main room with about three rows around the stage. There is theater style seating that faces the stage. To the right is a room for lap dances and another set of rooms for private dances off of that. In general, the private dances are quite good though YMMV extensively based on the girl that you are with. It can range from nude no contact to extensive contact with the girl.

Like most SF clubs, there is no alcohol available and the club is in a bit of a sketchy area in the Tenderloin. Careful walking on any streets other than Market in the area.

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