OK, so I had a blast,...

OK, so I had a blast, no doubt about that. But it is one hell of an expensive place. But let me set the stage, so to speak: About 6 dudes, and then one dude with two HOT Indian girl friends. He's sitting between the two of them right at the stage. Naturally, every stripper pays the girls a ton of raunchy attention as they do their pole thing.

And about four strippers in -- wow, pay dirt. The stripper literally pulls one of the female customers onto the stage, takes off her (patron's) top, and essentially mimics an extremely hot lesbian encounter. I've seen a whole bunch of those "ha-ha" stripper-on-female-patron things before at clubs, but they're all for sh*ts and giggles. This was the real thing; they were both really enjoying one another's bodies. Wow, is all I can say.

Now, I had every intention of spending sparingly; but after I saw that, I was essentially wired and ready to go. So I found a really conversation (smart, actually) Asian stripper, chatted her up, and went back for VIP -- $100 a dance, two dances = $200 plus a $300 tip, and I left both quite satisfied, and also quite shocked that I'd spent so much!