The Crazy Horse
980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102

I stumbled through the doors a...

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apark
Feb 28, 2012, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Friday After Midnight

I stumbled through the doors a little 2:00 AM. They closed at 3AM on Friday night so this was a relatively short visit.

Totally different vibe at the Crazy Horse compared to Gold Club which I just came from. Whereas the Gold Club has a posh upscale nightclub vibe, this place is an old-school, rundown, converted movie theatre. I walked in and there is a ticket counter where I paid the $25 cover. They stamped my hand and I proceeded past the counter and down the aisle with movie-theatre style seating on both sides of the aisle. Further down is the catwalk runway stage running half the length of the room with theatre style seating on both sides. Plenty of seating along the runway stage to get up close and personal with the dancers. High ceilings, typical auditorium stage at the end of the long room.

The place doesn't have your normal tables and chairs. There is no bar or alcohol or waitress service or anything like that here. I did see a vending machine for soft drinks and snacks. This is a no frills place. You come here for the strippers.

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