After a night of heavy drinking...

After a night of heavy drinking and watching the bday boy get denied by every woman at the bar, we decided to make a stop at the crazy horse. I must say, this part of Market St has improved quite a bit. There's still trash on the sidewalk, homeless people, and a handful of drug dealers near by, but overall I felt safe! The street was well lit at night, and at no point was I worried about getting robbed.

So the cover was $25, rip off, but whatever it is what it is. The men's room was cramped, but looked pretty clean, and there isn't a restroom attendent in there handing you paper towels guilting you into tips. A huge plus for me because I enjoy frequent trips to the bathroom whenever I frequent a strip club in order to wash my hands. Your hands can never be clean enough in these places.

The girls were surprisingly decent. I was expecting some real dogs, but overall I would say the selection was above average. There were about a dozen or so girls that night, I would say they ranged from 6-8. No jaw dropping talent, but no eye bleach was necessary either. None of the girls that approached us were particularly skilled in the art of seduction, or conversation for that matter. 'Ready for a dance?' is the official greeting here. No real stage show, just a bunch of naked girls walking on the stage to some god awful music. If I wasn't drunk, I probably would have been depressed as hell being there.