The Crazy Horse
980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102

I was walking around town trying...

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Trakkk
Jul 8, 2014, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Friday Evening

I was walking around town trying not to get mugged after a Giants game with 3 friends, when we walked up to this place by accident. They wanted a $20 or $25 cover so we declined while chatting with the guards outside, he said he will try to talk us down to $15, which worked and suckered us on in. <br>

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This place was strange for one huge reason: We never got approached for a lap dance EVER. Not one, really! Maybe they had a rule not to talk to patrons or something, or maybe we were too close to the stage. But yeah, we were never asked for a lap dance once. After going to a dozen strip clubs since then, this seems quite odd. It felt pretty small and empty. The girls looked cute, but there weren't many. I think there was maybe 6-10 girls there all night we were there. <br>

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Looking back on it, this was probably the worst strip club I have been to. I mean it wasn't bad, there's just too many better ones for spend cash on. As for the bay area, this is the only one I went to so I cannot offer a better choice. But if you ask me - Go elsewhere!

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