The Crazy Horse
980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102

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bruins4lyfe
Aug 14, 2014, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Tuesday Evening

Your mileage will definitely vary at this club. I had a couple lap dances and they range from a girl who wouldn't even discuss anything outside of a nice grind to a girl who was willing to leave you quite satisfied for 100. The latter was a blonde woman with a name that started with a D. Very beautiful but maybe a couple years older than her prime stripper days. We had a good chat too. She even told me which farmers market she goes to but then you can tell she regretted it in case I was a stalker. Couple of Asian girls there weren't very attractive but alot of guys seemed to like them. Overall it's a good club especially in sf where things are very tame. If you don't want to get ripped off for a 40 dollar dance that's barely even topless your best bet is crazy horse.

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