The Crazy Horse
980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102

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curious.traveller
Aug 10, 2013, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Friday After Midnight

There are plenty of reviews that talk about the "theater" style seating so I'll skip that. I went there late after a friend's party around 2 am. There was a petite looking girls on the stage playing with a dildo. There were a few girls at the front of the stage but I was expecting more girls and audience. Maybe it was very late at night and therefore there were not a lot of people.

A girl came by and started talking to me right away. She was a tall, built brunette girl with some freckles. When I told her I just got here and I'm not looking for a dance right away, she just stood up and walked away. During the next 15 minutes, was approached by 5-6 girls but everyone was doing the "want a dance" routine. Finally one petite white girl (I can't remember her name) stopped by and we chatted for a few minutes. Then we went to the VIP for a few nude dances.

Overall, the quality of the girls in terms of looks was neither great nor too disappointing. However, I was there very late. I would recommend getting there by midnight if you want to enjoy the strip club atmosphere.

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