The Crazy Horse
980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102

Was in town for a few...

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jdizzledizzle
Aug 28, 2014, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Monday Evening

Was in town for a few days and checked it out. Be careful to go directly to the club and no further into the Tenderloin. It's like Jurassic Park up in there.

I've seen reviews of this club which talk about it beeing a bit seedy, but I didn't think so. I mean, it's a strip club, so it's not like a bank lobby or something. I thought it was well layed out and I dug it.

I paid the $20 cover and sat down in the theater seating facing the stage and catwalk. There wasn't a ton going on, just music and a few girls in bikinis sitting around texting or whatever. Right away one came up and we chatted for a bit. She talked up the VIP room, which I was planning on visiting, but I begged off because I wanted to watch the dancers for a while first. A few more girls came up too, but I never felt like I was getting a lot of pressure, they were all nice. Also, hot.

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