Having only been to two strip...

Having only been to two strip clubs before, both in the UK, I was tempted to check out the Crazy Horse on a recent trip to San Francisco. It's on Market Street getting towards the slightly scary part but not quite. Walking there from Powell on my own felt fine. There's a check cashing place nearby which had a large group outside but no hassle going by.

I got to the club around 6:30pm so the cover was $15. The stage comes out into the club like a catwalk, with movie theatre style seating on both sides. Plus more further back if you don't want to be upfront for some reason.

There were plenty of seats at the front so I set up there with a nice stack of singles. The first dance I saw was part way through her set. She was hopping off stage and giving the tippers some extra attention - some got a quick grind, others books to the face and some a better view. I put down my dollar and waited for my turn.. Nothing! This happened again with the next dancer. Then I spotted my mistake. Tip $2 if you want some action.