The Crazy Horse
980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102

Awesome strip club. The cover...

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DrakexWesten
Jan 15, 2014, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Tuesday Evening

Awesome strip club. The cover was $25 on a Tuesday night but they gave me a free day pass (1pm-6pm) to use next time. When you walk in the first part of the room you enter is traditional theater (cinema) seating facing the stage. Then the half of the room opposite of the entrance has a runway lined with rows of seats on each side. On the right side there is an entrance to the lapdance areas. There is the regular lapdance section (2 songs($20 -non-nude) and ($40-topless), the private lap dance booths (full nude) (~$100) and the VIP booths ($140-300+). I was able to to visit all 3. The regular and private places are good. Standard strip club lapdances. The VIP section is awesome if you shell out the money.

As for the dancers, do not believe the strip club stereotype that any girls not working on weekends are not worth seeing. There were dimes all around, from all ethnicities and varying heights. There are petite girls and tall girls, very nice and these girls have nice bodies. From my experience, they do not bother you too much while you are at the runway seats and a stage show is going on and they only occasionally come by in between sets. But if you sit in the back of the room they do sit with you and chat you up and offer lapdances.

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