The Crazy Horse
980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102

I liked this club a lot....

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rogerthomson878
Jan 17, 2014, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Thursday Evening

I liked this club a lot. The club is clean; its not very posh, but decent enough. The layout of the stage is very good -- its a thin rectangle, so that some viewers are always very close to the dancer wherever she is on the stage. With just a couple of bucks of tip, the dancer comes down and gives you a few seconds of lap dance, and you are allowed to touch her body (even the b**bs). Its great bang for the buck.

The main thing I like about this club is the dancer quality. Its very good -- most girls are younger adults (not very mature), which I like. Most are very beautiful, tall and sexy. They dont force you to take them for a dance. You can say a polite "no thanks", "not right now", etc and they understand. The lap dances themselves are great. The rules for lap dances are similar to other clubs -- no touching the vag*** and no sucking the b**bs. When I went, it was $20 for bikini lap dance, $40 for topless lap dance, and $100 nude dance which takes place in a private room. There is another private lap dance room (supposedly naughtier) for $140, which I didnt visit.

I suggest $40 topless lap dance. The dancers know how to dance, have great moves, and give you a great time.

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