The Crazy Horse
980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102

Went here after getting sloshed with...

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remo509
Oct 14, 2014, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Thursday After Midnight

Went here after getting sloshed with a bunch of coworkers. From what I remember the place looks like a 70s porn theater. Although, the set up was not that bad. You got to focus on the stage and talk to some broads sitting to the side. There is an ecletic mix of latinas, asian, white, and blacks you can choose from - all ranging in quality and size (shounds like supermarket, but thats basically a titty bar for ya). I really wanted a dance from this smokin hot asian chick but she was always taken, and I dont like sloppy seconds. Got a few grinds from various girls, all in all pretty good but honestly SF clubs are too expensive and not that fun.

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