The Crazy Horse
980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102

With a stage like set for...

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voldemort2016
May 31, 2014, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Friday Evening

With a stage like set for a fashion show with a long ramp, Crazy Horse provides lots of opportunities for close contact with dancers on the stage. The customary tip will have most of these beauties in your lap for a mini dance - in my opinion much more value and variety than the 40 dollar private lap dance! I've been here several times. The one reason I go back here every time is for Justine. She's from France, or so they say, and she's HOT! And has a great sense of humour. If France is not your thing, you'll find girls of different ethnicities. I've enjoyed the 40 dollar topless lap dance and the 100 dollar full nude dance that lasts for 3 songs. Your mileage can vary depending on the girl. All I can say is that I've had a few very happy endings. Stay clear of the aggressive ones who are desperate for a lap dance. Most girls are nice and friendly - there were a few Asian girls who were extremely sweet, and made you feel really special. Another time I was there, they had a porn star special - forgot the name of the star, but the energy in the room was superb. This place also sees a lot of couples. I even saw a lady (who was there with her boyfriend) from the audience being pulled in, with her top willingly going off, egged on by the porn star. Overall, an extremely good experience. Don't miss it...easily the best club in san francisco if you're looking for good mileage with reasonably hot women!

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