The Crazy Horse
980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102

Came here to see a feature...

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trapdoor
Sep 8, 2014, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Saturday Evening

Came here to see a feature dancer, so this review is not entirely on the club as a whole.

Must say, the layout is very "unique." Literally feels like you are in a theater with stadium seating. After I found my way down and grabbed a seat, I was immediately met by one of the dancers. She asked if I had ever been there before, and I told her this was my first visit, so she continues by offering me a tour of the club. I accept and she took my hand and guided me around. She showed me the topless dance area which was very wide open and was basically a bench that went around the entire dance area. She then showed me the nude dance area which was quite a bit darker. Then, she escorted me to the private dance booths...For those who have never been here, let me explain to you what I saw. A booth no larger than a phone booth that had a tissue dispenser and a trash can. The trash was overflowing with tissues and there was even a condom on the floor. Needless to say, mileage here can be whatever you want.

One annoying part of the club is the absence of a bar. Only a vending machine. Another thing that was kind of annoying was the fact that you had to prepay for your dances. I don't like that setup as it kills the vibe.

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