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Strip Club patrons: left, right, or middle of the road?

I've spoken before about my surprise at how many posters here to TUSCL seem to be from the "right side of the road" (conservative). I often assumed that most strip club patrons would be more liberal-minded, since they apparently…

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Question for Dancers - If you were owner, how would you set lap dance prices?

If you were owner, how would you set lap dance prices?

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Rating Dancers in addition to Clubs

Here is a radical concept. I have patronized and rated the #1 club on this site, Adelita's (Tijuana), despite my protests that it is not a strip club but, distinctly and differently from that, a whore house. There are…

Flamingo Showgirls

Anaheim, California

Stopped by here on a Friday...

Stopped by here on a Friday night around 8 and paid $15 cover, which includes the first drink. There were many pretty ladies I'd rate from 6-9. I saw latinas, white, asian and…

Industrial Strip

Hammond, Indiana

IS had undergone a major renovation....

IS had undergone a major renovation. Club is nice. Girls are nice and very friendly. Good drinks, not watered down like some clubs. My boys and I went there in December and hungout with the…

Déjà Vu Erotic Ultra Lounge and Fusion After Hours

Las Vegas, Nevada

Seamless has been our regular stop...

Seamless has been our regular stop for the last couple of years. We're in Las Vegas for a couple of trade shows every year, and at least once a trip our female coworkers get a…

Rick's Cabaret Raleigh

Raleigh, North Carolina

Since they had a porn star...

Since they had a porn star feature Wed-Sat I made a Tues night visit to avoid the extra cover change for the rest of the week. It wasn't real busy or real dead sort of…

Penthouse Club Tampa

Tampa, Florida

Stopped in this evening, a big...

Stopped in this evening, a big night in Tampa, just a day before the annual Gasparilla parade. I was not sure if anything would be happening, but as it turns out the place was packed.…

Imperial Showgirls

Anaheim, California

stopped by here on a saturday...

stopped by here on a saturday night around 11:00 p.m. and paid $10 cover. There were over 40 excellent looking girls here, but the place was packed, as always with customers. I got…

Malibu Bay Lounge

Urbana, Illinois

I had a really good time...

I had a really good time here but it was not really because of anything this club did which is why I rated it really low. The girls here were about 6's to 7's, except…

Mickey's

Fayetteville, North Carolina

Went by Mickey's Friday at 3pm....

Went by Mickey's Friday at 3pm. The $10 dollar dances b4 6pm are the bomb and seem to go a long way mileage-wise - 2 way touching. Quality of the women was about 6…

Rick's Cabaret

Portland, Maine

I hadn't visited Platinum Plus for...

I hadn't visited Platinum Plus for a while, and sadly, the place seems to be going down hill. It used to have high quality, very professioanl and gorgeous young ladies who were there srictly to…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Hallandale Beach, Florida

I stopped in at Scarlett's on...

I stopped in at Scarlett's on a Wednesday afternoon last week. I didn't expect it to be hopping but the ghost town I found led me to conclude that while Scarlett's may be a…

Cheetahs Cabaret

Salem, Oregon

Cheetah's is a juice bar with...

Cheetah's is a juice bar with no liquor sold, no smoking allowed, and no food served. However, it is in my view still the best club in Salem. Why? Beautiful girls with good mileage. I…

Club Rouge

Richmond, Virginia

The club itself is located in...

The club itself is located in a part of town that feels sketchy (lots of nearby buildings in decaying condition) but is actually quite safe. It's within a few blocks of Richmond's small financial…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

This was my favorite club before...

This was my favorite club before I moved and it was good to get back for a visit. I always go during the day. Like most clubs, the atmosphere is very different at…

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

I stopped in just for old...

I stopped in just for old times sake. Very different from it's heyday. The club was very slow, with maybe 4-5 customers in the short time I was there. There were maybe…

Platinum Dollz Lounge

Passaic, New Jersey

It was a very clean place...

It was a very clean place that had some classy women. The lapdances was about average but the women were worth more. The only complainst that I had was that the girls would come to…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Great place! The first good...

Great place! The first good sign was a packed parking lot during the middle of the week. Once in, it seemed crowded inside as well. Fortunately, there were plenty to choose from.…

Sirens

Westerville, Ohio

The girls are friendly and pretty...

The girls are friendly and pretty good looking... Not a bad club at all the managment is nice and the prices are pretty good. It was an overall good experience. They had girls there for…

Diamonds & Lace Showbar

Chattanooga, Tennessee

This club is a little difficult...

This club is a little difficult to rate. It had a mix off fairly good looking dancers and some real low scale ones. Starting with the yechnical details visited on a Thursday night. Apartenly…

Nitro Club

Boulder, Colorado

I wish I could give a...

I wish I could give a 10+. This is by far the best club in northern Colorado. I leave with a "SMILE" every time. I'm glad to see new faces each visit, along with my favorites.…

Squire Lounge

Revere, Massachusetts

The Squire is definitely the best...

The Squire is definitely the best place to grab lunch when you're in the area, nothing like steak tips and titties, especially if you don't have any appointment scheduled for the rest of the day.…

Henry the VIII South

Southgate, Michigan

Been there a couple times during...

Been there a couple times during the day. Good mileage, exrtas all over the place. Nice girls, though I do like em dirty! HJ at the table which was nice and bbbj…

Downtown Dolls

Roanoke, Virginia

THIS CLUB MAY BE CLOSED. THERE...

THIS CLUB MAY BE CLOSED. THERE IS NO ANSWER AT THE CLUB'S NEW PHONE NUMBER (540) 904-5774 AND THE CHIT-CHAT ON THE OTHER STRIP CLUB SITE SAYS THAT THIS CLUB IS CLOSED. I live in…

Candy, A Gentlemen's Club

Daytona Beach, Florida

Whether I'm in town for Biketoberfest...

Whether I'm in town for Biketoberfest or Bike Week, this place is always high on the list of places to go and I've always had a good time. There's no cover charge and over…

The Library Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Having spent a lot of time...

Having spent a lot of time at the San Diego location I had to check out the LV version. It was a lot smaller club than I expected. The talent was good tho,…

Déjà Vu Ypsilanti

Ypsilanti, Michigan

Things are slow and cold here...

Things are slow and cold here in Michigan these days. January is never very good and it has been decidedly colder than usual of late which has slowed business all over and certainly at…

Stars Cabaret

Beaverton, Oregon

The only way on earth anyone...

The only way on earth anyone would rate this better than a 7 is if they were (obviously) shilling or a nice guy from the construction business in New Jersey. There are tons of better…

Pink Pony

Atlanta, Georgia

Visisted the PP on a Friday...

Visisted the PP on a Friday afternoon with a friend who was in-town on business. The club is my favorite in Atlanta, Main Stage (with features each week), a bar stage, and 2 satalite…

Puss and Boots

Chattanooga, Tennessee

Old habits die hard, I Tried...

Old habits die hard, I Tried this place again a couple of weeks ago on a Wednesday. Went in about 10pm. 4 dancers all white and 4 customers. Two of the dancers were nice (7+)…

Cabaret Club

El Paso, Texas

Nudity is back, with the "6-foot...

Nudity is back, with the "6-foot rule" at the main stage imposed by tables that have been lined up around the former tip rail. Dances rival what they used to be in "the good…

Jaguars

El Paso, Texas

This club remains the hardest hit...

This club remains the hardest hit by the new rules in El Paso, but I gave it another chance and had a very good visit. The only reason for the positive change was that…

Red Parrot

El Paso, Texas

While the Parrot has great potential,...

While the Parrot has great potential, and has benefitted from the El Paso changes (it's outside city limits), a single rotten apple can sometimes spoil the barrel. In this case, a particularly noxious ROB…

Mario's Showplace

Webster, Massachusetts

First time at Mario's, coming back...

First time at Mario's, coming back from Boston. It is in the middle of nowhere and unless your visiting Worcester area it is not the easiest to get to. I…

No 5 Orange Showroom Pub

Vancouver, British Columbia

I dropped into the Five last...

I dropped into the Five last night with some friends, my first visit in a couple of years. The cover was $10 and they were checking all IDs. This isn't a large club and it…

Rick's

Seattle, Washington

Visited a few times during the...

Visited a few times during the day in the last couple of weeks. There are some new faces I haven't seen and some of the old tried and true ones are still working there.…

Playhouse Gentlemen's Club

Council Bluffs, Iowa

Went to the Playhouse last Saturday...

Went to the Playhouse last Saturday night and plan to revisted this Saturday. Normally don't care for an all nude bar, but Playhouse has a cool set up and nice looking dancers. Good…

Rick's

Seattle, Washington

I don't understand what happened to...

I don't understand what happened to this place. Several years ago Rick's had an abundance of fine looking girls working there with mileage out of this world. I went in on a Saturday afternoon and…

Headlights Go-Go

Elizabeth City, North Carolina

I came in here on a...

I came in here on a Friday night, the parking lot was packed. Headlights is a "Members Only" club, so I had to purchase a $5 membership card and fill out a short form basically…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

This was a combination of two...

This was a combination of two visits a Thursday and Friday night. Thursday went around 9 pm. I saw Katherine but she was busy with another customer. I ended up getting several dances from…

Crazy Horse Rock Hill

Rock Hill, South Carolina

Stopped in Friday night on the...

Stopped in Friday night on the way home just to see if it is any better. Parking is behind the club, drive down the driveway into the rear, kind of dark. Once inside, it became…

Mardi Gras 2

East Windsor, Connecticut

MGII is, in all honesty, one...

MGII is, in all honesty, one of the clubs I keep promising myself I won't go back to. Problem is, I drive by fairly frequently. It's there. Something in the back of…

Treasures Houston

Houston, Texas

treasures use to be the best...

treasures use to be the best club in town untill they hired to many of the wrong kind of girls but there are still alot of beautiful nice girls there if you look. not all…

Sam's Hofbrau

Los Angeles, California

I think I got this one...

I think I got this one covered. I met a Costa Rican chica named Anaise at Sams Hofbrau in Downtown L.A. She used to work at the goose. Was in Sams this last rainy Wednesday…

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Dancer confiding in you she's about to get evicted, what would you do?

I remember several years ago, I got 2 or 3 dances from a nice looking dancer. Then she sat with me and started talking. She talked about "there's not enough money here tonight." I need a few…

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Dancers with their own web sites?

Do you know of any dancers with their own web sites? Are they interesting? I've run into a few dancers that had their own web sites over the years. One dancer even had a camera she performed…

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Possible scenario, dancer needs a place to stay, would you let her stay with you

Just thinking, what if a dancer fell on hard times and needed a place to stay? Would you let her stay with you? I guess I would be reluctant unless I thought I knew her pretty well already…

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Mileage in the ATL?

Hey, I'm heading to Atlanta later in the month for business. What can I expect in the way of mileage at the local clubs? What are the better clubs to check out?

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What happened to them??

So, I've been gone for over a year. But, what happened to davids/clifar and romantic lover? Are they using different names?

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

After reading some of the reviews,...

After reading some of the reviews, I decided to spend a good amount of time at Scarlett's. I went on a Thursday evening. I went once during the late afternoon (5 - 6…

Rick's

Seattle, Washington

I stopped at Rick's around Halloween....

I stopped at Rick's around Halloween. It was an early Friday afternoon, so there were few visitors. The waitress greeted me at the door with a smile. I paid the cover and made my way…

Fantasy Island

Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

Went last Thursday mid day. Half...

Went last Thursday mid day. Half of the girls were veterans who I had no time for. However, 2-3 were very hot, and very friendly. I got two numbers and will be calling…

Xposed Gentlemens Club & WetSpot Bikini Bar

Canoga Park, California

Maybe my experience wasn't typical, but...

Maybe my experience wasn't typical, but I don't think that I will be returning here. There really isn't anything that makes this club stand out. When I was there on a late Thursday afternoon, not…

Club Royale

Huntertown, Indiana

I'm done with this place now....

I'm done with this place now. After yet another rearrangement, the "private" dance area is up by the bar, near the door leading to the smoking patio. The couple dancers I like seem to…

Brandy's Gentlemen's Club

Fort Wayne, Indiana

These guys did a cool rearrangement...

These guys did a cool rearrangement with the private area, it's now in the back in the elevated section in the booths. A plus is the frosted glass that makes it difficult for guys to…

Score

Los Angeles, California

I remember when this club first...

I remember when this club first opened. This club was one of the best's in the area. You wouldnt believe all the girl action. It was easily 40 girls a night. Now you are lucky…

Boulevard Strip Tease

London, England

Beautiful and friendly women. A no...

Beautiful and friendly women. A no pressure atmosphere. Bar in separate area from strip tease. £15 cover. Reasonable drink prices. Clean and comfortable, mostly free from the typical Soho seediness. The dancers…

The Executive Club

New York, New York

Quite upscale club but don't expect...

Quite upscale club but don't expect to go and only spend $100, especially for the VIP area upstairs where champagne goes up to $3500 per bottle plus 20% tip (i kid you not!). Moderate hustling…

Pure Pleasure

Richmond, Virginia

Stopped by the on Tuesday night....

Stopped by the on Tuesday night. Five dollar cover charge. Happy hour runs from 4pm to 8pm for beers($2.50 bottles/$5 pitchers). The place was clean, but pretty low rent. You can…

Peek a Boo

Portland, Oregon

I stoped in on a sunday...

I stoped in on a sunday afternoon, Only a couple of girls there. Maybe they were all over to chanilly lace. I am not sure if they rotate between the two or not. Just as…

Viewpoint Lounge

Portland, Oregon

I have driven past this place...

I have driven past this place every time I go to portland but never noticed it until this time. I had some time to waste before my plane took off so what better use of…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

When I go to these clubs...

When I go to these clubs I do not want grandmas approaching me. They wish me a lousy Xmas when I don't want to tip them anything. Anyway let me detail what went on…

Lux Views

Wilder, Kentucky

Have visited this club a few...

Have visited this club a few times during various times of the day. First of all, it's not very much to look at and parking is difficult if the club is busy. Most…

King Arthur's Lounge

Everett, Massachusetts

Club is in the news: An Everett...

Club is in the news: An Everett construction worker shot to death in a horrific late-night bloodbath inside the notorious King Arthur's Lounge was awaiting trial for allegedly threatening to kill his ex-girlfriend. Authorities said Jeff Santiago,…

Club Cabaret

Creve Coeur, Illinois

If you like getting hustled every...

If you like getting hustled every hour for a "t-shirt", hat, lighter, etc... then this is your place. It is a very clean club, and very high class looking. It is very bright…

Yellow Rose

Austin, Texas

visited on a Tuesday evening. $10...

visited on a Tuesday evening. $10 cover, free parking. $6.25 for a decent glass of wine. They were offering 2 table dances for $20 til 10PM, then they went to $20. Nice variety of dancers,…

Dragon's Lair

Stillwater, Oklahoma

Went there on a whim with...

Went there on a whim with some buds the other night. College town and a young college crowd. Many college age girls in the crowd and the dancers really liked interacting with the…

Obsessions Gentlemen's Club

Hampton, New Jersey

I went here because the were...

I went here because the were hiring. It wasnt that hard to find but it looked like an everyday bar. I passed it twice cause it didnt really look like a club. Went in and…

Hot Lap Dance

New York, New York

I'm not sure what club the...

I'm not sure what club the 1/10/08 reviewer went to but the Hot Lap Dance club I went to yesterday (1/24) was an amazing experience! The admission charge is $50 but it includes unlimited non-alcoholic drinks…

Camelot

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

Since work is slow right now,...

Since work is slow right now, I have been going to Camelot's once a week for the last three weeks. While there is one lady I will buy a drink for and have a…

The Lounge

Portland, Oregon

stopped on monday night they had...

stopped on monday night they had about 5 girls which I think has been about average for the times I have been there. This place is like most of the portland area clubs I have…

Honey's Showgirls

Everett, Washington

Went in a week ago, mid...

Went in a week ago, mid week early evening. Saw a couple of ladies that i was interested in. Marilyn was nice. Didn't get the vibe she was up for the task at hand. Correct…

Crystals

Thorold, Ontario

I will need to visit here...

I will need to visit here at night, but at about 4:30 it was pretty bad. There were about 3 decent looking girls, but two of them just sat talking to each other while me…

Foxy Lady

Providence, Rhode Island

I was recently at the Foxy...

I was recently at the Foxy Lady for a friend's bachelor party. Overall, the club was fine, but nothing too impressive. The giant iron gates at the entrance didn't exactly scream class.…

Scene Restaurant & Lounge

Commack, New York

Was here about 9 months ago...

Was here about 9 months ago during the day and it was dead...did have a fun dance. Not sure what happened to the last poster (mets1986), but the mileage was high, even got to make…

Sundowner

Niagara Falls, Ontario

Second visit this month to Sundowner....

Second visit this month to Sundowner. Went up with a co-worker of mine and through Email knew my gal was gonna be there. We went to the Penthouse Club (I will give a write up…

How she became - 6

SOME FINAL THOUGHTS<br /> <br /> Aside from my second visit to an alternative universe, several aspects of this&nbsp;tale still amaze me.&nbsp; Fist of all, timing was everything.&nbsp; If we hadn't met exactly when we did, none of this would have happened.&nbsp; We were each ready for each other.&nbsp; Timing is clearly everything in life, and in this case it was perfect.&nbsp; I also believe that all successful relationships are built on the abilitly and willingness of two people to fill one another's needs.&nbsp; From the&nbsp;very beginning it became obvious to both of us that&nbsp;we each had exactly what the other needed and were willing to share.<br /> <br /> Secondly, when I first met Funny Girl, I didn't think there would be much…

How she became - 5

THE DENOUEMENT AT LAST<br /> <br /> If you recall from the third episode, Snuggles&nbsp;has moved on to greener pastures, leaving Funny Girl as&nbsp;my main attraction.&nbsp; So I began hanging out with&nbsp;Funny Girl&nbsp;on a weekly basis.&nbsp; The thing that initially attracted me to her, aside from being cute and very friendly, was that from the very beginning she treated me differently than any other dancer ever had - she treated me like a friend, I never&nbsp;felt like a customer.&nbsp; I attribute this to two things - first,&nbsp;she had just started to dance when we met and didn't know any better, and second, because she wasn't my number one for the first 6 months that we knew each other, I never really hustled…

How she became - 4

A SLIGHT DIGRESSION<br /> <br /> We're getting close to the denouement, ladies and gentlemen, but before we do a slight digression is in order.&nbsp; This may seem totally irrelevant but it's relevance will eventually be made clear.&nbsp; I also warn you, dear reader, that we get a little weird at this point,<br /> <br /> Our story resumes with FONDL at age 17.&nbsp; At this tender young age&nbsp;he had a serious girl friend and he was in lust.&nbsp;&nbsp;He&nbsp;resided in a small town in a very rural area, and she lived in a separate and even smaller town about 10 miles away,.&nbsp;Their towns were connected by a series of narrow country roads, the final stretch of which was a slighly downhill straightaway about a…

Stiletto

East Rutherford, New Jersey

Went here on a Friday night...

Went here on a Friday night because it is close to the Meadowlands. Aside from the fact that I was able to smoke a joint in the parking lot without anyone say a single word…

Baby Dolls

Topeka, Kansas

Well, unfortunately, this club has almost...

Well, unfortunately, this club has almost reached rock bottom. This review covers the last 6 or 8 times that i've visited the club...in a year or so. I'm to the point that I…

Shady Lady Lounge

Kansas City, Missouri

Very basic club...nothing special. Don't...

Very basic club...nothing special. Don't get too prepared to see superhotties...they aren't here. If you're looking for a place to grab a drink or two and see a different kind of atmosphere, check…

I70 Main Event

Topeka, Kansas

This place has turn into a...

This place has turn into a thug hangout. Every time I go there, there are groups of young punks with their hats turned around and pants falling off. The dancers are about the…

Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre

San Francisco, California

I can't say the experience here...

I can't say the experience here was one I would recommend. I came here and was surprised that it's really not a strip bar. There was a stage, but it was like watching…

Cheetahs

San Diego, California

As I entered the doorman informed...

As I entered the doorman informed me that there was a $10 cover which is for a 1 Year Membership, considering the number of fine women on stage and sitting around I considered it resonable…

Captain's Cabaret & Lounge

Laguna Woods, California

Did another one of my lunch...

Did another one of my lunch breaks here. It's always a good idea because they usually have a decent spread of food while you kick back and chill. The downside to my weekday visits here…

Centerfolds Cabaret

Pleasantville, New Jersey

The closed road (one of the...

The closed road (one of the main drags to/from Atlantic City)right in front of the place is down for the next year and a half and could doom this place. It's a shame because the…

Mario's Showplace

Webster, Massachusetts

I guess I'm becoming a 'regular'...

I guess I'm becoming a 'regular' at this joint. I'm not there even once a week but I'm finding it is just as good a club as anything in Providence, mileage-wise, and the talent…

Sugar's

Seattle, Washington

I don't know why I bother...

I don't know why I bother stopping in here. The interior is dirty and old. The ladies are pushy and few of them are attractive. Perhaps the pressure put on them by…

Cowboys Showgirls

Lexington, Kentucky

Was in on a Thursday afternoon...

Was in on a Thursday afternoon around 2pm. About 15 customers and 12 dancers. Beer was $3.75. Girls were 4 to 8 with most in the 5 to 6 range. Two stages going, girls would…

Silver Bullet Bar

Urbana, Illinois

Not bad crowd for a frigid...

Not bad crowd for a frigid night. About 15 girls working. Theold faces all came up and talked for awhile but the girls I did not know never really stopped by to ask for a…

For Your Eyes Only

Toronto, Ontario

Had a great time here a...

Had a great time here a few years ago, so I decided to stop back on a recent visit to Toronto. The club itself had not changed, it is still an up-scale, white collar…

King of Diamonds Gentlemen’s Club

Inver Grove Heights, Minnesota

This is the best strip club...

This is the best strip club in the twin cities in my opinion. It's the only full-nude one with alcohol that I know of. The staff and dancers are friendly and there's no pressure for…

Rhode Island Dolls

Woonsocket, Rhode Island

OK, so I decided to head...

OK, so I decided to head off the beaten path and drive down in to RI to check out a different club. After reading the reviews here I thought that K2U would be a…

Gatsby's Pub South

Canton, Ohio

It's kind of like the neighborhood...

It's kind of like the neighborhood bar thought it would be good to have naked women running around. The great news is the cost: No cover, $1.50 for a coke with free refills…

The Diamond Lodge

Rootstown, Ohio

Stopped one evening about 9:00. ...

Stopped one evening about 9:00. For the middle of nowhere it's a very nice club, very large, nice furnishings, big TVs, etc. $5 cover and a $3 coke. Girls are on stage about half…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

Bottom line - if you can...

Bottom line - if you can get past the lack of privacy during a dance it's wonderful. Lack of bathroom privacy I couldn't get past, the only significant fault keeping this from a 10. Lots…

Club Fantasy

Mission, Texas

Went to the club during the...

Went to the club during the day. Not much to look at on the outside. Inside was OK, but dark. The first visit there was no cover charge, the second there was an $8 cover.…

Club Risque Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Well - I have decided this...

Well - I have decided this place is a place to visit regularly - but I don't put it quite on par with Oasis(my #1) in terms of Philly spots. I've hit this spot during…

Racers Premier Gentlemens Club

Rome, Italy

Stopped in here on a weekday...

Stopped in here on a weekday afternoon to meet friends from Louisville halfway. Only two dancers were working and very few customers were in the place. The dancers were very attractive, but did not spend…

Spearmint Rhino

Dallas, Texas

Made it to Rhino for three...

Made it to Rhino for three nights in a row (creature of habit) on a trip to Dallas last week - January 2008. They are not having their Grand Opening until next week, so they…

Rick's

Seattle, Washington

Stopped here a back in October...

Stopped here a back in October and meant to post. I wasted my time at some little hole in the wall club North of here, with scary looking and heavy set woman. Was…

Eden Nude Cabaret

Tucson, Arizona

Nice place, but lots of teens,...

Nice place, but lots of teens, either high school or college age. No liquor served so you've got be content with juice or soda. I felt like a grandpa and I'm only in my…

Ten's Showclub

Tucson, Arizona

Visited Tens around New Years. ...

Visited Tens around New Years. Its was a busy place with a lot of good looking women. Many of the dancers are friendly and take the time to engage you in conversation.…

Scores Chicago Strip Club

Stone Park, Illinois

My wife and I had a...

My wife and I had a good time here, last Saturday night. The last reviewer has pretty much everything right. The music worked for me, the place was low pressure and we had…

The Crazy Horse

San Francisco, California

I had another good time there,...

I had another good time there, even though it was a slow night (Thursday). The stage intro was good fun as always. Two girls came closer than the average. Later, while staying at the back,…

Moochie's (was Blondies)

Washington Park, Illinois

I had a dream the other...

I had a dream the other night. It went something like this: Stopped by Blondies a few days ago around 6pm. Was tentative about parking in the lot as it's not as "developed" as, say, Dollies.…

Shotgun Willie's

Glendale, Colorado

Maybe even an 8+ except for...

Maybe even an 8+ except for the inconsistency. Overall very good experience. Some nights just too many of the young, really skinny, tattooed types wearing the same "schoolgirl" outfit (that kinda creeps me out). But…

Cheetahs Gentlemen's Club

Sunnyvale, California

After being at Fry's I had...

After being at Fry's I had to stop at the KitKat to see how things have developped. The parking lot was filled quite a bit, so I thought this is going to be good fun. I…

Kitchen Cafe-Gentlemen's Club

Newington, Connecticut

I went back yet again despite...

I went back yet again despite my prior experiences. The club is laid out nicely with the bar in front and plenty of seats, a table dancing area in the back, all typical but nice.…

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off topic POLITICS

Decided to talk about Politics, just a coincidence there is Democratic primary in South Carolina this Saturday where I live. Obama was in my small town again I read in the paper. Actually just a couple miles from where my…

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the threads

is it me or are some threads out of wack? Like multiples of the same thing and a couple posts and blogs missing.

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NEWBIE NEEDS HELP?

I'm a Newbie when it comes to strip clubs and I've got a couple of questions. Hopefully, you guys will help me out. I'm thinking about going to Cheetahs in San Diego. First question, what is considered a fare tip…

How she became - 3

JULY 2, 1997<br /> <br /> I've actually gotten PMs from at least one misguided soul asking me to continue this saga, so here goes.<br /> <br /> By the summer of '97 I had been seeing Snuggles regularly for several months and things had deteriorated - she had become very popular and as a result I found myself having to wait longer and longer to see her.&nbsp; When we were together she continued to be nice to me and would sit and talk for an extended period and then give me some very nice LDs.&nbsp; But the waiting was beginning to ruin it for me.&nbsp; I hadn't been spending time with any of the other girls there, but I did watch them dance…

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High Mileage in Chicagoland

Most of the clubs in the Chicagoland area are hands off, air dance places. You can find more mileage to the east (Indiana) but the dancers are mostly black. Not that I don't find black women attractive, but I'm looking…

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How fast can genetic progress move?

I always wondered this about Darwinian evolution. How quickly can genetic change take place? I mean, I know that the factors involved include survival of the fittest, and the nature of productive and self-defensive genes to replicate themselves more effectively…

The other side of strip clubs

I spent a couple hours at Wacko's in Jacksonville FL this afternoon.&nbsp; Wacko's is a small, hole in the wall strip club that is in a strip shopping ctr just off I-95 near downtown JAX.&nbsp; It is technically a bikini bar, but the rules are fluid depending on the dancers.&nbsp; I have been here many times, and as I have stated in my reviews, the club is definitely hit or miss.&nbsp; It was very slow today, about 6-8 dancers and maybe 10 guys.&nbsp; As I sat at a table just off the runway type stage, I watched a procession of dancers in all shapes and sizes do their one dance set, then move on to the smaller stage at the…

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"Do you wanna dance ?": The ultimate answer...

"DO YOU WANT TO FUCK"? If she just laughs, then ask if that is a "Maybe".The results will amuse you.

How she became - 2

SNUGGLES<br /> <br /> On one of my very first visits to Choo Choo's (it may hve been my first visit, I'm not sure) I was seated at a table when a girl came up to me from behind and asked if I'd like company.&nbsp; She was very pleasant about it and not at all pushy, but I hadn't been there very long and&nbsp;hadn't seen her very well (the place is really dark) so I said no thanks and she went back to her seat.&nbsp; This was early evening, probably on a Tuesday, and the club was dead, I was practically the only customer there - although it's a popular club it typically doesn't get busy til later.&nbsp; But after sitting and…

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Dancers think things bad now - wait until recession gets going

Last recession (a very mild one) was not made official until 2 years later. Here's the actual report from July 17th 2003 CAMBRIDGE July 17 -- "The Business Cycle Dating Committee of the National Bureau of Economic Research met yesterday.…

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Should I ask for higher mileage and if so how?

There is this one young dancer at a club I visit that always gives me a high mileage dance. She doesn't mind dry humping and fondling me when I am stage side to tip her. She doesn't mind me feeling…

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Do you believe in ATFs?

Assume for simplicity one can define an ATF as a type of super-regular dancer, one that gives the customer an extra kick of some type, such kick sometimes being of a not specifically definable nature, a dancer generally favored to…

How she became my ATF - 1

Elsewhere I mentioned that, as promised, earlier today I wrote a very long blog on this subject.&nbsp; But when I tried to post it I had timed out and I couldn't.&nbsp; So I'm going to try again, except this time I'm going to do it in fairly short installments.<br /> <br /> As many of you already&nbsp;know, I've been going to strip clubs ocassionally for more than 40 years.&nbsp; I was never a regular but I enjoyed the few visits that I did make.&nbsp; Then about 12 years ago I went into a serious depression, caused or at least accompanied in part by a feeling of intense loneliness.&nbsp; I made a lot of changes in my life to try to deal with…

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Regulars in Love

You fucking geniuses, you. You guys come in once or twice a week and basically give this stripper hundreds of dollars for sitting there to talk with you. She laughs at your jokes, tells you about her brothers and sisters,…

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Figured out where you're going to spend an extra 800 cash yet?

If you're a taxpayer (filing taxes) and you're income isn't too high, expect an extra 800 I think it will be around May before we get it. Have you asked your favorite dancer where she's going to spend it?…

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off topic How low will she go?

If you clicked here thinking about extras, you got a dirty mind, lol. Anyway I'm just speculating about the stock market. I heard Jim Cramer from the tv show Mad Money suggest we could see a 2000 point drop in…

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Feb. 14th, Valentines Day. A good day for strip clubbing or not?

I am planning my next trip to my favorite club on Feb. 14 thru 16th. I really don't know what to expect on Valentines Day. Will the dancers be out in force or will they be spending the time with…

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When did you know?

When did you know that your ATF was indeed your ATF? Did it happen gradually, eventually dawning on you over time? Or is there some specific event or moment that you can point to where you suddenly knew?…

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Got a chuckle out of this review....

Many reviews are pretty boring - same old thing.....lots of attractive dancers, blah, blah, blah. But a recent review for Brad's Brass Flamingo in Indianapolis made me chuckle just a little. The reviewer stated he enjoyed the…