Got a chuckle out of this review....
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Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
Many reviews are pretty boring - same old thing.....lots of attractive dancers, blah, blah, blah. But a recent review for Brad's Brass Flamingo in Indianapolis made me chuckle just a little. The reviewer stated he enjoyed the club and he'd be there more often but that "it was hike from the NE side of Indy to the SE side". What? Did he literally hike there? What are we talking....maybe 20-25 minutes to drive? I guess he is spoiled living in the big city. I know I'm not the only one here on TUSCL that routinely drives 2-3 hours, or more, to visit their favorite clubs. And I can't tell you the number of Delta FF miles I have racked up flying to Tampa just to enjoy the Mons and other clubs. Apparently, distance is all relative.
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Distance is not relative to me or most of use that use vehicular modes of transportation. Christ, I'm beginning to sound like Book Guy (no pun intended BG). I haven't YET flown (not with my wings at least) strictly to visit SCs, but I sure have 'driven' to quite a few of them, mostly east of the Mississippi. Texas, Oklahoma, and Arkansas have been the only three states west of the river that I have visited for road trips.
1) Regular Joe Cheaters - as a previous post said, just stopping buy for a quick beer and a quick feel. Probably prefers the company of a group of men to the company of a solitary woman.
2) Scared Squares - got talked into this, can't say no, afraid the girls will drag him down into a life of hopeless sin, or wife will smell his clothes. Have a million excuses for not getting a dance; still, the naked girls are intriguing.
3) Sharks and Scum balls - Smooth and contemptuous at the same time, looking to manipulate a woman for advantage, playing games and getting played.
4) Lonely Hearts - looking for love in all the wrong places, typically nice guys with a unmet intimacy need; either a learner who figures it out, or a pathetic loser.
5) Pervs and Defectives - all shapes and sizes, from slightly neurotic to borderline psychotic, unpredictable, sometimes dangerous, and sometimes entertaining.
Crud, is there any room for a regular guy in a strip club? Or by definition, are you not regular if you go there? What percent of guys go to strip clubs more than a couple times a year?