OK, so I decided to head...

OK, so I decided to head off the beaten path and drive down in to RI to check out a different club. After reading the reviews here I thought that K2U would be a good option. It's closer to my normal 'stomping grounds' of the Worcester, MA area than the clubs in Providence and although it appears that nothing crazy happens at the club all indications were of a great time. I went to their website and printed out a free pass (I suggest this to everyone who is going out for a planned evening as most clubs now have a pass that is good at least for the weekdays).

I was very dissapointed. I arrived at the club, got a drink and sat down at a table. There was one girl on the dance floor and I counted 5 more among the patrons. All of them were sitting at tables with other guys and not working the floor. I took a closer look and realized that I was happy that they weren't working the floor because there wasn't a girl among them higher than a 5. Most of them were slightly overweight, pancake breasted and homely.

I decided to finish my drink and head out of there to my newest favorite club, Mario's in Webster, MA. Just as I was about to roll a pretty brunette came up the stairs. She was tall and slim and had a great set. She was also pretty with nice eyes and curly brown hair. She saw me and introduced herself as "Haley" and asked if I wanted a dance. I told her that it was my first time at the club so what were the laws of the land. She told me that lap dances were "...$20, full contact", and the champagne room was $300 for a half hour. Frankly, she had the personality of a wet fish but she was pretty hot so I figured I'd take her for a test drive.