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Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

First time at Bogart's or any...

First time at Bogart's or any of the Inkster airport clubs. Here's what I experienced. $5 cover. $6.75 beers. Three stages constantly full (this has the affect of reducing the number of…

Club Fantasies

Providence, Rhode Island

Made my monthly pilgrimage to CF...

Made my monthly pilgrimage to CF last Tuesday. Spent my time mostly with Camilla, who by now I have gotten to know quite well. Seemed to me that dancer quality was a bit…

Little Darlings Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Stopped by around 7:30 p.m. on...

Stopped by around 7:30 p.m. on a Friday. Good variety of dancers. One, Kate, a pretty blonde with a buxom figure, came over and we had a nice conversation for a…

Evolution Gentlemens Club

Portage Lakes, Ohio

Rolled in around midnight after checking...

Rolled in around midnight after checking out a few other clubs in the area. Same as my post before, but on this nice late summer night the club was crowded with less dancers than…

Girls of Glitter Gulch

Las Vegas, Nevada

My wife and a buddy dipped...

My wife and a buddy dipped in here for a laugh when we were drinking on Fremont St. My wife likes getting lap dances from pretty brunettes. Unfortunately out of (they say 75) dancers working…

Henry the VIII South

Southgate, Michigan

Here's the deal, yeah they've done...

Here's the deal, yeah they've done a bit of redecorating. But the place is still a crap hole. The thing is, its a neighborhood bar feeling crap hole where naked chicks dance, and…

Desiree's II

Norton, Ohio

nice place.decent dancers.lyndi is a very...

nice place.decent dancers.lyndi is a very good bartender and not bad to look at.ask for britney.she's the best dancer by far.lyndi also dances.

Mermaid

Palm Springs, Florida

Stopped in on Saturday PM. ...

Stopped in on Saturday PM. Blondie was there. And previous poster ain't lying. She is a knockout. Maybe even a young Thumper. Tried to get to dance with her, but…

Big Al's

Peoria, Illinois

This was my second time to...

This was my second time to Big Al's and it was another fun time. The place was packed and with more then 1 stage it helps to move around to see all the dancers and…

Lucky Devil Lounge

Portland, Oregon

Things to like: - Non smoking. - Service...

Things to like: - Non smoking. - Service is outstanding. - All the women were not only good looking, they actually put on a performance. - Outdoor seating is terrific. Things not to like: - Around eight thirty, the talent walked…

Bandaids Showclub

Phoenix, Arizona

Visited on Wednesday night, August 20....

Visited on Wednesday night, August 20. Paid my $5 cover charge and after paying, was frisked down by security, looking for weapons I suppose. The club wasn't too busy, as there were only like 8-10…

TD's Show Club East

Tucson, Arizona

Was here a week ago on...

Was here a week ago on a Tuesday, and I must say - I was pleasantly surprised, and not disappointed at all by this club. A few things stuck out in my mind. Was there…

Camelot

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

Camelot is interesting. It's a place...

Camelot is interesting. It's a place to go if you want to have a drink, watch some sports and stare at some good bodies and/or fake tits. It's not a place you want to go…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

This was...

This was my third visit, and it is clear that the large number of young people who have moved to Arizona in recent years has resulted in a bonanza for strip…

Déjà Vu Showgirls

City of Industry, California

My recent visits to this club...

My recent visits to this club haven't been ones to remember so I thought I'd check out what it would be like during a Thursday night to see if it had more of a punch…

Blue Mirror

Baltimore, Maryland

Walked in briefly and the place...

Walked in briefly and the place didn't make much of an impression, good or bad. Since I was trying to catch the goings on around the entire Block, I put this one on the…

Plaza Saloon

Baltimore, Maryland

This is the last club on...

This is the last club on the North side of The Block heading away from the police station. It's a downstairs club, with nothing that really stood out about it during my brief visit…

Jewel Box

Baltimore, Maryland

Stage right bar. The place...

Stage right bar. The place looks a little worse for wear, even by Block standards. Walked in feeling the same. Voice had gotten a little raw from having to scream to communicate…

Jewel Box

Baltimore, Maryland

Had a better, but not great...

Had a better, but not great visit the second time around. For whatever reason I couldn't remember which club was which between Chez Joey, Diamond Lounge, and this place so I took another look…

Diamond Lounge

Baltimore, Maryland

One of the more generic Block...

One of the more generic Block clubs. Downstairs place, stage right. Club has potential but it needs to purge the moody chicks. Might be one to check out if you have the…

Club Pussycat

Baltimore, Maryland

Stage left. One line review:...

Stage left. One line review: You might be the best looking dancer in this club, and one of the best on The Block even, but that doesn't mean I'm going randomly pay out that…

Club Pussycat

Baltimore, Maryland

...a little later the doorman saw...

...a little later the doorman saw me when I had peeked back down Custom House because I'd forgotten what club was to the left of that POS Mouse Trap. Pussycat is on the corner…

Stage Door

Baltimore, Maryland

This place is literally a hole...

This place is literally a hole in the wall. The best thing it has going for it is a full size pool table that takes up about half the club the place is so…

Pussycat's

Las Vegas, Nevada

Took a detour here on the...

Took a detour here on the way to the Rhino because I knew this spot actually shut down for the night. Got here just before close. Actually, they were already closed when I…

Club Cabaret

Creve Coeur, Illinois

great food and dancers, good crew,...

great food and dancers, good crew, variety in girls and routines,very established and clean club with great dance deal specials reasonably priced and great specials on food and private dances. Best in the area probably…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Washington Park, Illinois

1st time visit to Hollywood. ...

1st time visit to Hollywood. Usually go to Roxy's and PT's when in St. Louis but wanted to try a different club for a change. Had an excellent afternoon there, nice upscale atmosphere,…

Stage Door

Baltimore, Maryland

I've been enjoying this place lately...black...

I've been enjoying this place lately...black club. $10 cover but you may get in free on slow days Mon-Wed if the entrance guy see you as pass him on the corner. Mando…

Club Risque Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

I was here Sunday night and...

I was here Sunday night and it was slow. A young girl 20 named Raven gave me a pretty good lap dance. It is her first month and at age 20 it is the first…

Yellow Rose

Austin, Texas

Have gone to this club on...

Have gone to this club on and off for years. Have recently been disappointed by the "daytime weekday" experience, but this time I went primetime with some friends, got a seat in VIP and…

Cheeks Tavern

Eastampton, New Jersey

I went to Cheeks Friday the...

I went to Cheeks Friday the 15th around 4:30pm. Paid the $5 at the door got patted down and in I went. medium crowd good mix of talent on stage. found a…

Booby Trap

Pompano Beach, Florida

I go to the Booby Trap...

I go to the Booby Trap everytime I get in the Ft Lauderdale - West Palm area. However, I have never been during the day shift. I was more than pleasently surprised.…

PT's Showclub Louisville

Louisville, Kentucky

PT's dancers are very hit or...

PT's dancers are very hit or miss. When they're hot, they're REALLY hot. But when they're not..well...they're very average. Still, it's probably the best value around. The afternoon is a great…

Titillations

Bloomfield, New Jersey

Made a trip here on a...

Made a trip here on a thursday about three weeks ago. Kind of disappointing. Only one girl that looked real good - the rest were just kind of blah. Other than the one I liked…

Fox's

Tacoma, Washington

I went into Fox's on Friday...

I went into Fox's on Friday night and stayed there a few hours. There were a lot of new faces since my last visit which was a month ago. The club hasn't changed at all…

Oasis

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

First visit. Place is easy to...

First visit. Place is easy to find. It appears that there is usually a cover charge/entry fee but apparently that wasn't the case on Sunday afternoon. After you pass through entrance foyer, you enter…

Double D Lounge

Huntsville, Alabama

I stopped by Double D's on...

I stopped by Double D's on my way to Fantasia lasst Saturday evening, thinking there probably wouldn't be anything worth while there. Because I knew I would find plenty of dancers at Fantasia, I was…

Fantasia

Huntsville, Alabama

I visited Fantasia again last Saturday....

I visited Fantasia again last Saturday. Still my all time favorite strip club. There were a few new dancers working and I talked to several while there. It seems the mileage factor is as good…

Sugar's

Seattle, Washington

Sugars is still fairly slow, even...

Sugars is still fairly slow, even on Saturday evenings. However, the selection they've had recently is very good. Demolitia, Gia, Irene & more all there last Saturday. The least attractive in the…

Coco's Lounge Living on the Edge

Miami, Florida

Stopped in the early evening and...

Stopped in the early evening and the Black dancers were nice. If you like round booty, I highly recommend this club. As the night progressed I found myself feeling a bit scared.…

Daydreams

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Came here on a saturday night...

Came here on a saturday night not sure what to expect. The location is shady, situated behind and between several warehouses along the river, and I found it a pain to get to from…

Pony Birmingham

Birmingham, Alabama

Sammy's used to be the best...

Sammy's used to be the best place in Birmingham before the competitor called the Furnace opened in downtown Birmingham a few years ago. I decided to pay a visit for old times sake just to…

Kenny May's

Hammond, Indiana

I check in here every so...

I check in here every so often. I do this to prove a point to myself. If you see a certain amount of garbage everything else looks so much better. Kenny May's will make the worst…

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Cop: Sex With Hooker Wasn't Fun, It Was Work

A suspended Texas police officer testified Thursday that he was forced to have sex with two prostitutes during an undercover sting operation, saying he was "paid to do it." Officer Keith Breiner testified in Beaumont, Texas, during a hearing to be…

For All of the PLs Trying to Get a "Date" Outside the Club

<span style="font-family: Tahoma"><span style="font-size: x-small"><b>To all of the PLs,<br /> <br /> I have been going to strip clubs for years, ever since a friend took me in October 1982 for my bachelor party (when I lived in Orlando).&nbsp; It can be an addictive experience, like drugs, alcohol, gambling, smoking, etc.&nbsp; I went to different clubs in Orlando, then I continued the tradition of going in Wichita, Kansas.<br /> <br /> I at times thought that I could get a girl to date me outside the club.&nbsp; Well, gents, it has not happened yet.&nbsp; As I write this, it is the 24th of August 2008.&nbsp; Yes, I have gone out to Denny's, IHOP, etc.&nbsp; Well, I do have an exception.&nbsp; There was one girl…

Brad's Brass Flamingo

Indianapolis, Indiana

Composite review of 2 night visits...

Composite review of 2 night visits (Thu. & Mo.) in last few weeks: Only significant change since my earlier '08 review is method of payment for VIP room. Instead of directly paying housemom, you purchase…

The Crazy Horse

San Francisco, California

Stopped in on a recent visit...

Stopped in on a recent visit to the West Coast. I had not been here for several years, but I had good experiences last time. This time - not so good. I…

Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre

San Francisco, California

Could not visit SF without stopping...

Could not visit SF without stopping in, as I have had memorable experiences here in the past. I knew the cover was going to be high ($50) but I was hoping the vibe would…

Fantasy Plaza

Houston, Texas

I usually go to strip clubs...

I usually go to strip clubs to get laid, no such luck tonite at fantasy. Visited 8-23-08 at 9 p.m. Minutes after I got there, a blonde named Nicole plopped down next to me (WARNING-Stay…

Lusty Lady

San Francisco, California

I had never been here, but...

I had never been here, but heard it was worth checking out, so I stopped by. This place is a 'Peep Show' where for $1 you can check out naked ladies in a booth…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

Went to the Bucs game and...

Went to the Bucs game and decided to drop by post game. I expected a packed house so was surprised to find a parking spot right out front and no line to get in. There…

Tropical Beauties

Forestbrook, South Carolina

First time at this club; Most...

First time at this club; Most Women are semi-pretty. (no 10's) Saturday is only day it is crowded. Can't touch women but they are friendly. Also, they don't sell booze. They sell this no alcohol…

Century Lounge

Lennox, California

This place isn't what it use...

This place isn't what it use to be be. The stage show use to be great, now it's ok. The lap dances have always been overpriced because every girl here does a major upsell. The…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

I most often stop by on...

I most often stop by on Saturdays just after opening. Usually have to wait some for most of the dancers to show up, but that is to be expected I guess. Best value is the…

Bliss

Atlanta, Georgia

There is a major remodeling going...

There is a major remodeling going on. It was supposed to open by now, but they've had some small remodeling permit issues that delayed the project. It will reopen in 4 to 6 weeks. …

Show & Tel

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Stopped no last night to see...

Stopped no last night to see if things had changed. They haven't. There are some pretty girls here, but the problem is that they're outnumbered by the incredibly ugly ones who have nothing better to…

Sands Showgirls

Seattle, Washington

The Sands seemed dead when I...

The Sands seemed dead when I walked in. Only a waitress, bouncer and bartender no dancers. I was asked to promply buy a drink and then no attention for 15 minutes. I should have left…

McDoogals

Riviera Beach, Maryland

Stopped by with a friend after...

Stopped by with a friend after a day waterskiing. Club is $15 cover, BYOB, but you have to check your drinks with the bartender. About 20 girls working. Girls do 2 songs…

Flashers

Atlanta, Georgia

My curiosity got the best of...

My curiosity got the best of me. I decided to stop in and see how the place stayed open. It's an interesting mixed bag. The girls range from 4 to 8, with 5 - 7 being…

Atlantis Gentlemen's Club

Largo, Florida

I visited this club for the...

I visited this club for the first time on a late Friday afternoon while waiting for traffice to clear out before making my way to the airport. The club is very clean with one large stage…

Beach Girls

West Des Moines, Iowa

My first visit to Beach Girls...

My first visit to Beach Girls was on Aug. 8th. I was in town for the weekend with a little time to kill. First of all you have got to love a club that requires…

Industrial Strip

Hammond, Indiana

Ok, I'll start out by saying...

Ok, I'll start out by saying I'm spoiled when it comes to strip clubs. I've been the best clubs in Texas, Florida Atlanta and Vegas so....... I went to Chicago for a short trip and after…

Chills 'n' Thrills

Ottumwa, Iowa

Chills & Thrills is the only...

Chills & Thrills is the only option in Ottumwa, so despite the overall mediocre scores, I would still return. Arrived at just about midnight and the club had four girls working - a fifth was walking…

Glass City Showgirls

Toledo, Ohio

Stopped by on a Friday about...

Stopped by on a Friday about 7PM. This place is a hit or miss, the quality of the talent varies so much; mileage does too. Drink prices are reasonable and so is their…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

This was a new experience. ...

This was a new experience. I stopped by after leaving the airport a flight had come in about 7pm and I had an hour to kill. This is a small club, it was…

All Stars

Detroit, Michigan

Looks like the construction on 8...

Looks like the construction on 8 mile is hurtin bizness. drove by on fri and sat nite and it was dead like i'd never seen it b4. Good thing is they are just…

Roxy Showgirls

Toledo, Ohio

Stopped here after a disapointing time...

Stopped here after a disapointing time at Bela's on Friday night. This place was dead for a Friday night. There were more girls here than customers for the 2 1/2 hours that I…

007 Club

Detroit, Michigan

Saw this chick browwnie in there...

Saw this chick browwnie in there again. by far the best ass in there. that mufucka is huge and soft. figured out the cover is 10 b4 midnite, and 20 after. the…

Déjà Vu Tacoma

Lakewood, Washington

Guessing around 30-35 dancers were present....

Guessing around 30-35 dancers were present. While most of them were nothing special to write home about in the looks department, there were 4 that were absolutely gorgeous. Lexi is a tall thin…

Augie's

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Went there one day while working...

Went there one day while working downtown. Only 2 or 3 girls working at 5:45pm time I was there. They don't open before 5pm! Sat down with a girl at the bar…

Club Risque Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Wonderful club. The dancers here are top...

Wonderful club. The dancers here are top notch. They do have a private area for couch dances. What you do there mostly depends on the dancer as to if she will let you touch…

Wacko's Jacksonville

Jacksonville, Florida

I went to this club for...

I went to this club for the 1st time on Friday evening. Another club that I went to was closed because of tropical storm Fay. I met Lexie. She wears her light…

Club Onyx

Charlotte, North Carolina

First of all, I must preface...

First of all, I must preface this review by stating that this is by far the nicest, most elegant black strip club I have been to, period! When you walk it, it gives you…

Sinsations

Jacksonville, Florida

I went to this club to...

I went to this club to get the "nude experience" on Friday, August 8th. When I went in to pay the cover charge of $10.00, the man gave me a slip of paper that…

Bar T D Richelieu

Richelieu, Quebec

The infamous Bar Salon Grand Prix...

The infamous Bar Salon Grand Prix that used to be in this neighborhood is no more...not even the building exists, as it's apparently been bull-dozed! This club is a small (new?) strip club around…

Bar Rendez-Vous Erotica

Saint-Jean-sur-Richelieu, Quebec

I guess I was finally able...

I guess I was finally able to get Bar Rendez-Vous Erotica added to this site. It's located just south of where Route 133 turns into Autoroute 35 (one of the main routes to Montreal…

Cheaters

Providence, Rhode Island

I agree with the previous comments....

I agree with the previous comments. Its a very run down + dirty place. I had a hard time trying to locate any dancer 5+. Also, beware of the crowd. This is surely the rough…

Club Fantasies

Providence, Rhode Island

I visited Fantasies last Monday. I...

I visited Fantasies last Monday. I have not been there in years. There were about 15 dancers working on a Monday afternoon. I was approached by Arrianna for a dance. At $10 a dance (Monday…

Emperors

Jacksonville, Florida

My last visit to this club...

My last visit to this club was this past Wednesday, August 20th ---- before tropical storm Fay hit and closed this club on Friday (22nd) & Saturday (23rd) --- prompting me to go to Wacko's…

Balloons

Providence, Rhode Island

Yet another run down place. It...

Yet another run down place. It is opposite from Cheaters but seemed less crowded when I entered. The cover was $15 which I feel is steep for a place like this plus the bouncer frisks…

Rick's

Seattle, Washington

not a bad experience considering all...

not a bad experience considering all the hub-bub a couple months ago surrounding the arrest. a friend told me that the cops in town are not going to bother this place that all that…

Club Fantasies

Providence, Rhode Island

This was first of the 3...

This was first of the 3 clubs I went to that night and by far the better of trio. It was crowded when I entered because of the feature performance but it slowly died and…

Uncle Buck's Boobie Bungalow

Huntsville, Alabama

Was at this club a bit...

Was at this club a bit back, had not been in quite a while. Place is easy to get to, on a main fare through town, so like the ease of getting there. 5 bucks…

Sweet Dreams Gentlemens Club

Bluefield, West Virginia

Stopped by Sweet dreams last Wednesday...

Stopped by Sweet dreams last Wednesday night at about 8:00 PM. There were 3 bouncers and no girls. They said the girls would be there between 9 and 10. So I left…

Southern X-Posure Gentlemen's Club

Princeton, West Virginia

Stopped by Southern XPosure on a...

Stopped by Southern XPosure on a Wednesday night. Beers were 2 for $4.00, and the cover was $10. It is a big place well decorated. On this night there were about 10…

Obsession

Heroica Nogales, Sonora

I visited Obsession with a group...

I visited Obsession with a group of friends one evening a few months back. We were looking to have some raunchy fun, and would have picked any old Nogales strip club to terrorize. This club…

Pink Pony

Atlanta, Georgia

I stopped by on a sunday...

I stopped by on a sunday night. Didn't know some of the other places were closed on Sunday. Found out the hard way. Anyway, I haven't been there in over two years.…

Hawaii Theatre

City of Industry, California

Have visited the club on weekdays...

Have visited the club on weekdays and weekends. Very different experiences each time. Generally, a few cute girls to dance with. Usually even the cute ones are worth the VIP. I say "No thanks" to…

Cheaters

Providence, Rhode Island

Unique place. Pretty much delivers...

Unique place. Pretty much delivers what has been mentioned here. It is Dark. Has practically no seating of note. Main room has a bar with stools I guess. Stage on…

The Library Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

I went to Cheetahs for the...

I went to Cheetahs for the first time on a Wednesday night around 10:30. Showed up in a cab and the doorman gave me a card and said I should call for a free…

Babes West

Indianapolis, Indiana

Stopped by last Friday. Hadn't...

Stopped by last Friday. Hadn't been in for awhile. Drinks were good and the bartender was friendly. Spent the entire night with a tall blonde named Carrie. She was smart, funny,…

Choice Gentlemen's Club

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Stopped into Choice for some quick...

Stopped into Choice for some quick afternoon entertainment. The place was slow with only 1 or 2 other patrons. I sat at the bar and waited for a stage show to start..I don't…

Juliet's Gentlemen's Club

Erie, Pennsylvania

Had a chance to go back,...

Had a chance to go back, this time in summer. Got there a little late, shortly after midnight - the closing time was 2. The ladies I did see were 6s or less.…

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Dancers missing stage rotations...

It pisses the DJ's off because it is their job to keep the stage/s filled. It pisses the management off because they never want to see an empty stage. It pisses customers off because they do not want to stare at an…

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Dancers with kids

We've discussed this before - strippers with kids are as common as snow in January in Michigan. Single moms that turn to stripping seem to be so prevalent that it is now just a cliche..."I want to provide a…

Paramount Club

New Westminster, British Columbia

This is an OK club in...

This is an OK club in the Vancouver area. It was very dead when I visited, only 2-3 other customers, but it was early evening on a weeknight so I kind of expected that.…

Rick's

Seattle, Washington

Came into Rick's on a Thursday...

Came into Rick's on a Thursday evening, business has been steadily picking up since all the commotion a few months back. A lot of the old favs are still there and a few hot fresh…

Big T's

Redmond, Oregon

Early evening, not sure what time...

Early evening, not sure what time they open, but the beer was cold and enjoy an hour or so sitting with buddies watching strippers. Not a bad ending to a hard days work... 3 girls…

La Chatte Gentlemen's Club

Houston, Texas

Island Cabaret is not longer here....

Island Cabaret is not longer here. Replaced at the same location by La Chatte Gentlemen's Club. When I drove by in July it was still closed, with a big sign that said La…

Grand Daddy's Gentlemen's Club

Schofield, Wisconsin

Goldilocks is the best. Very nice...

Goldilocks is the best. Very nice girl she's extremely hot and quite a wild one. Poison Ivy is a real sweetheart. Uriah is very personable. The bartenders are hot. The bouncers and DJ's are cool.…

Rick's Cabaret Denver

Denver, Colorado

I was in Denver on business...

I was in Denver on business this week and stopped in to La Boheme twice. Once on Tuesday evening about 9:00 and then again on Thursday at about 10:00. I had a very…

Déjà Vu Colorado Springs

Colorado Springs, Colorado

My last experence here was not...

My last experence here was not a good one. There was so much pressure for dances you couldnt even relaxe. I did get a couple private dances. the first girl was probable a…

Baby Dolls

Harrisburg, North Carolina

We visited the club on Friday...

We visited the club on Friday evening. It was easy to find with OK parking. The cover charge was $10 and beer was $5.50. The club could use some repairs, especially the…

Centerfolds

Neptune, New Jersey

Stopped by this afternoon, the place...

Stopped by this afternoon, the place was dead. There were three patrons and about five dancers around the bar that I saw. Most dancers were just sitting there awaiting their turn. One dancer came out…

Gold Cup

Houston, Texas

I took a couple of co-workers...

I took a couple of co-workers that were in town to the Gold Cup on a Thursday night. This club is in a predominantly retail area, but it is set away from most of the…

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Climactic experience

Have you ever brought a dancer thereto? By lingual, digital, or penile means? My best experience was at a San Francisco club. Two days in a row, a cute and very friendly young girl got exhausted finally after seven.…

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$50 Lap Dances

Just read a new review for a club called in Calif (Ecstasy) where the going rate for a lap dance is $50. I have never been in a club where the price is this high. I suppose it is California,…

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It is all about the money but...

As chandler(you remember her) recently put it to me, we like to have fun too. As she was dry fucking my leg said that (you customers) have to take care of us too. As long as you treat me right,…

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Stripper @ Burger King . . .

I went over to Burger King to buy that new cheesey chicken sandwich or whatever it is called. I don't like the taste of it, but wasn't up to cooking today. Standing in line minding my own business this…

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OT: Official "fart putdowns" thread

Hey guys! I'm not sure what a "fart putdown" is, so someone else will have to start. Let's see if we can hit 100+ posts here. parody? This sounds right up your alley (so to speak)...

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anybody wanna buy a monkey?

I have a 7 yr. old rheus monkey for sale. He is brown with white spots. He likes to watch Baywatch and also is very adept at a yo-yo. His favorite color jello…

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A safer environment

THIS STORY TAKEN FROM YASHOO NEWS COURTESY OF REUTERS: Fri Aug 15, 3:33 PM ET HOUSTON (Reuters) - A Texas school district will let teachers bring guns to class this fall, the district's superintendent said on Friday, in what experts said…

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A pair of D's

Used to be that a woman with natural D's always had a curvy, hourglass sort of figure and if you saw a thin girl with a huge rack you knew it was fake. Now, it seems every woman I…

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Strip Club Transportation

Just wondering if parodyman got his new transportation??? Also on this topic, does anyone try to "hide" their truck/car/bike when parking at a club? I used to have a problem, before I retired, as way to many "knew" my company…