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17 years ago

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THOMAS TOWNSHIP, Mich. — Police say a Michigan man has been arrested after "receiving sexual favors from a vacuum" at a car wash.

The Saginaw News reports the 29-year-old Swan Creek Township man was arrested Thursday in Saginaw County's Thomas Township, about 90 miles northwest of Detroit.

Police Sgt. Gary Breidinger says a resident called to report suspicious activity at the car wash about 6:45 a.m. An officer approached on foot and caught the man in the act.

The suspect, whose name wasn't immediately released, is being held in the Saginaw County Jail.

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parodyman-->

Now if only Shadowcat could find a vacuum that would give senior discounts!

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BobbyI

If only parodyman--> could find a brain.

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SuperDude

VIP could include penis suction pumps, clit vibrators, battery powered dildos and all the rest of the toys. All coin operated of course.

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ozymandias

I know none of you ever will, but you should all read Cormac McCarthy's "Suttree"...

... and that's all I'm saying about this!

O.

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Book Guy

Wow, I didn't know those soapy gyrating brass-wire tire brushes could be pleasurable.

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