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shadowcat
Atlanta suburb


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THOMAS TOWNSHIP, Mich. — Police say a Michigan man has been arrested after "receiving sexual favors from a vacuum" at a car wash.

The Saginaw News reports the 29-year-old Swan Creek Township man was arrested Thursday in Saginaw County's Thomas Township, about 90 miles northwest of Detroit.

Police Sgt. Gary Breidinger says a resident called to report suspicious activity at the car wash about 6:45 a.m. An officer approached on foot and caught the man in the act.

The suspect, whose name wasn't immediately released, is being held in the Saginaw County Jail.

5 comments

  • parodyman-->
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    16 years ago
    Now if only Shadowcat could find a vacuum that would give senior discounts!
  • BobbyI
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    16 years ago
    If only parodyman--> could find a brain.
  • SuperDude
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    16 years ago
    VIP could include penis suction pumps, clit vibrators, battery powered dildos and all the rest of the toys. All coin operated of course.
  • ozymandias
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    16 years ago
    I know none of you ever will, but you should all read Cormac McCarthy's "Suttree"...

    ... and that's all I'm saying about this!

    O.
  • Book Guy
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    16 years ago
    Wow, I didn't know those soapy gyrating brass-wire tire brushes could be pleasurable.
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