waitress tips

Usually the waitress just leaves you alone. Really, how can they act as a lookout? They're too busy.

In my experience, if you really want to be left alone, you'll tip the floor manager. But the dancers know the drill, so maybe the way you describe is suitable for her club.

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When in doubt... It's an angle.

How about you go into a club and none of the dancers really do anything for you, but the waittress is a stone cold fox? How do you get her clothes off? Offer cash? Or try building a relationship over an hour or two, then asking her for a dance?

Any ideas?

Dudester - sounds like a topic worthy of a separate thread. My opinion - cash probably wouldn't do the trick. Flirting and subtle promises might though. Or just blatantly suggest you would like to see her naked and what are the possibilities.

I've often got at least a "puppy show" by asking a bartender if she had a nice place for the tip (money) I am holding.

Some waitresses double as escorts it's true!

If she doesn't do escorting then it's a question of how to score with waitresses. (If you offered her money your obviously are going to be SOL for doing her free after that, so choose what you want carefully). Now, I would say that a strip club discussion board is not the best place on the internet to ask for info on scoring with waitresses.

Smile, flirt, get them talking about themselves with just enough information about yourself when they ask. Get them talking. Then you can ask her out or get her phone number if you haven't totally screwed up. This might work better when the club is slow and she's not as busy.

Several months ago there was a waitress at my favorite club that was a 10 in any man's book. Jokingly I asked her when she was going to start dancing. She said "I am thinking about it". The next month I was going to the couch room as she was coming out. She had not put her top back on yet. Great tits. I would have broken my 2 for $20 rule to fondle them. I said "So you decided to do it". "yes". I was looking fore ward to some action with her but have not seen her since. Damn!

Often tipping the waitress is one of the best investments you can make. A couple tips and she will alter her routine and let you dictate the service. This is what you want, control of the pacing and the hustle factor. Besides often times the waitress can be more intriguing than some of the dancers.

On to business:

Shadowcat: “Several months ago there was a waitress at my favorite club that was a 10 in any man's book.”

Parodyman-->: I’m sure the entire body of TUSCL members is enthralled with a story about a waitress we will never see from several months ago.

Shadowcat: “Jokingly I asked her when she was going to start dancing. She said "I am thinking about it". The next month I was going to the couch room as she was coming out. She had not put her top back on yet.”

Parodyman-->: “I’m thinking about it.” Means she did not want to tell a cheap prick like you.

Shadowcat: “Great tits.”

Parodyman-->: Sentence fragment, but not a big deal we get the picture.

Shadowcat: “I would have broken my 2 for $20 rule to fondle them.”

Parodyman-->:Broken the 2 for $20 rule? Say it ain’t so John. A move so drastic could kill an old codger like you.

Shadowcat: “I said "So you decided to do it". "yes". I was looking fore ward to some action with her but have not seen her since. Damn!”

Parodyman-->: Forward mother-fucker not “fore ward” And you haven’t seen her because she is avoiding you.

Childishness but typical of Parodyman. All talk but no pussy.

Actually, the bartender in Platinum (Tampa) is into me. I'm not sure if she's my type or not yet. I usually like long Blonde haired girls and she's a spanish girl, but she was reeaally sweeeet.