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Deans Gold

North Miami Beach, Florida

Stopped by around 9pm and it...

Stopped by around 9pm and it got busy by 10. Lots of gorgeous girls, most in gowns which is a nice classy touch. Lap dance area is in the open, but dances are only 20…

Scene Restaurant & Lounge

Commack, New York

Stopped in after another long ride...

Stopped in after another long ride on the Long Island Expressway...The $20 massages are the cure for the inevitable traffic...Most of the girls were ok, but there were a couple of standouts who really make…

Diamond Cabaret

Sauget, Illinois

As with all stores and companies,...

As with all stores and companies, the stripclub business is slow now. I would suggest the best time to visit Penthouse is in the daytime- as i feel that their daytime girls are just as…

Xsensual

Portland, Oregon

Hunnies is a lingerie modeling place...

Hunnies is a lingerie modeling place - basically a jack shack. The place itself is pretty unimpressive in it's exterior - looks like a very small house. Parking is located in the rear fenced area,…

Industrial Strip

Hammond, Indiana

This is just a great club....

This is just a great club. If someone doesn't have a good time here its because they are either a jerk or they don't know the first thing about communicating with other people. But…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

This is by far my favorite...

This is by far my favorite bar in TJ. I went here four nights in a row. Parked in San Yisidro, walked across and took a cab here. They charge $3 cover at the door…

Spearmint Rhino

Los Angeles, California

I was in the area and...

I was in the area and decided to stop by and see how this club was. There was a porn star performing that night so there were a decent number of guys but the club…

Déjà Vu Showgirls

City of Industry, California

I have been to other clubs...

I have been to other clubs in COI but this was my first time to Dega Vu in COI. I heard about their lap dance timers and was interested in seeing how they work first…

Chicas Locas

Houston, Texas

Stopped by at 11 for free...

Stopped by at 11 for free lunch buffet with $4 cover. The buffet wasn't that great but hey $4 for some ok food and sitting back and watching girls i'm not complaining. Drinks were $1…

Rachel's Show Bar

Reynoldsburg, Ohio

I stopped in here yesterday afternoon....

I stopped in here yesterday afternoon. This was my first time coming to this place. I liked it and had fun. I came in a little after it opened for the day. No cover charge…

The X Gentlemen's Club

Columbus, Ohio

I saw that Lollipop's gentlemen's club...

I saw that Lollipop's gentlemen's club is now open on 161/71 so I decided to make a trip there thinking it would be just like the old Danny's Gold Fox. I saw the sign…

Vegas Cabaret

Tamarac, Florida

I would pretty much echo the...

I would pretty much echo the last review... the club didn't have that many girls, and even though I had a lot of money on the bar, no one came up to talk. The lap…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Hallandale Beach, Florida

I have been to Scarletts at...

I have been to Scarletts at many different times. Lunch time is ok, with a buffet, and the few girls are cute. The lap dance area and vip are all heavily monitored, so forget any…

Fantasies Nightclub

Baltimore, Maryland

I stopped by on a Thursday...

I stopped by on a Thursday afternoon just to check out the scenery and have a couple of beers. Fantasies has a long single stage with poles at either end, and the bar surrounds the…

Gold Club

Memphis, Tennessee

This club is currently undergoing some...

This club is currently undergoing some remodeling. This seemed to be a big part of the ladies' discussion, but it really wasn't that bothersome, particularly since it was so dark in there. This…

Jiggles

Tualatin, Oregon

I stopped by Jiggles for the...

I stopped by Jiggles for the first time in several months. I had several really nice dances from Pandora, who has been my ATF. In addition I had great dances from Porsche, Crystal…

Treasures Houston

Houston, Texas

My husband's boss was in town...

My husband's boss was in town from Austin and wanted to go out. It was around 10 or 10:30 and it was a Sunday night, so we figured it would be pretty slow, and we…

Penthouse Club Baltimore

Baltimore, Maryland

went in on a sunday evening...

went in on a sunday evening there were seven girls with most of them sitting around looking depressed. you have to beg them to come over to you. lap dances are only one way which means…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

THis is not a review, but...

THis is not a review, but I do have a question. Although the clubs in my area (Providence) provide extras, this place seems wild and as I have one single night to myself upcoming…

Kahoots Gentlemen's Club

Upper Arlington, Ohio

Had a few minutes today and...

Had a few minutes today and decided to stop in. There was a local radio station on-site playing the music. The place was packed as there were over 40 patrons and at least…

Columbus Gold

Columbus, Ohio

Went to Columbus Gold on a...

Went to Columbus Gold on a late Thursday light on April 9. XXX porn star "Nadia Nitro" was dancing that night. There was a lot of people and dancers in the club. Around 20 something…

Crush Gentlemen's Club

West Columbia, South Carolina

went by on a tuesday for...

went by on a tuesday for their $3 special. Drinks were fine. the bartenders were best looking gals in the club. Skinny gal was wasted dancing. Made me buy her a drink and i could…

Lido Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

Nice place to sit and have...

Nice place to sit and have a beer. Dancers vary but are as good as any in the area from a looks standpoint. The layout of the club is somewhat awkward and as an…

Sirens Day & Night Club

Fort Wayne, Indiana

First time in this club. ...

First time in this club. Went on a weekday around 9pm. The club was sorta slow. The layout is adequate with a single large central stage. There's a slightly elevated area…

Rick's Cabaret Houston Intercontinental

Houston, Texas

Arrived at 2:30 on a Friday...

Arrived at 2:30 on a Friday afternoon, the place was dead-there was absolutely nothing going on. The one visible dancer was talking to the only other customer. Five minutes after I arrived, the three other…

D. B. Coopers Mansion

Spring, Texas

Arrived at 3:15 p.m. Things were...

Arrived at 3:15 p.m. Things were a bit laid back, but a dozen dancers were making the rounds. Even though I was quickly approached by a 6, I decided to defer (she didn't like it).…

Rick's Cabaret Raleigh

Raleigh, North Carolina

Visited due to boredom. Place was...

Visited due to boredom. Place was a little crowded but the dancers were not that pushy. Met an very nice Asian dancer. She sat with me for a song. Then asked if I would like…

Chicas Locas of Cabaret Royale

Dallas, Texas

Haven't been in here in quite...

Haven't been in here in quite awhile, so didn't know what to expect, but was Pleasanntly surprised and there were probably 20-25 girls working and most pretty decent with at least 3 really good ones.…

The Lenox V.I.P.

Forest Acres, South Carolina

there was more girls than dudes....

there was more girls than dudes. it had a funky odor of catfish in the air. the security they were tipsy if not drunk by the time i got there. if you like big asses…

Déjà Vu Showgirls

Mount Carmel, Ohio

visited several weeks ago for the...

visited several weeks ago for the first time in a number of years. I'm surprized that the dancers are attractive and as numerous as they are given the number of patrons. I hope…

Show & Tel

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Tons of girls, some chubby and...

Tons of girls, some chubby and some very type. I would say the girls were very mixed in quality but since its all nude it was still worth it. Tons of girls, every variety. My…

Smiles II

Roxbury, New Jersey

Lot of girls and not many...

Lot of girls and not many customers. Unfortunately that means that they were very pushy for the dollars, especially the older past their prime russians. The girls got better look as the night went on,…

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ASIAN DANCERS

every club in ATL seems to have one or two Asian dancers, but wondering if any have a lot of them. other than black chicks , asians are my favorite

Ecstasy Theatre

Santa Ana, California

Visited this club Monday afternoon. ...

Visited this club Monday afternoon. It's my ATF club. Nice ambience, setup, and good attitude from the girls. Saw a few dancers on stage, until Gia sat up next to me. She seemed…

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

I don't know how or why...

I don't know how or why anyone would rate this club so high. It is a bar with a strip stage. Girls were not much either. I was there for 45 minutes and could only…

Club Risque

Bristol, Pennsylvania

Went to the 12th anniversary customer...

Went to the 12th anniversary customer appreciation night. Parking overflowing the lot, and club absolutely packed for the 2 hrs of free drinks. Usual selection of girls, mostly 8's. Only stayed an hour because the…

Shotgun Willie's

Glendale, Colorado

The Shotgun never disappoints. This...

The Shotgun never disappoints. This would have to rate as my favorite SC. The environment is always lively; the dancers are lovely and personable; and the vibe is fun and low-pressure. The club isn't…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Best first-time encounter with a dancer,...

Best first-time encounter with a dancer, ever. I would describe it as GFE, but that would only apply if a smokin'-hot, superfreak pornstar were my GF. Absolutely, positively, an unforgettable experience! She…

505 Club

Gresham, Oregon

This place was dead when I...

This place was dead when I went in there. Only one dancer which defeats the purpose of a strip clubs where you can see variety of women of different shapes and sizes. I…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

I have been to this club...

I have been to this club twice. Once on a weekday and once on a weekend. I can say that I had a better time during the week. There is only one…

Mademoiselle Follie Bergere

Williamsville, New York

I actually had a good time...

I actually had a good time here. Even though the club is not fully nude (the girls wear pasties and do not take off their bottoms)it is still a good time because the girls are…

Bare Assets Melbourne

Melbourne, Florida

Visited this joint in mid-April. ...

Visited this joint in mid-April. Easy to find and seemingly safe neighborhood. Arrived around 11 on a Monday night. Seemed to be about 15 girls and about the same number of dudes.…

Showcase Theater

Beltsville, Maryland

I hadn't visited the Showcase for...

I hadn't visited the Showcase for a long time so I decided to stop in just after midnight. A bunch of young kids, probably from the Univ of MD (or even high school) were…

Elysium

Detroit, Michigan

Stopped in on a monday at...

Stopped in on a monday at about 1pm for lunch. It was slow and the girl's where trickling in. Saw some 7's and 8's having eye opener's before they would circle the room. Had a…

Crazy Horse Men's Club

Bedford Heights, Ohio

Stopped in on a Monday afternoon....

Stopped in on a Monday afternoon. Not many customers, probably more dancers than customers. There were a couple dancers that were quite attractive 7/8 but most were in the 5-6 range. I…

Oasis Goodtime Emporium

Atlanta, Georgia

finished up my mini tour of...

finished up my mini tour of ATL clubs with OGE. slow afternoon so only one stage being used. girls seemed to be disinterested in patrons as they gathered in groups among themselves.…

Sugar's

Seattle, Washington

I stopped by Sugars on my...

I stopped by Sugars on my way home from a business meeting and I was definitely surprised. There were about 7 or 8 girls there and all of them were beautiful. Lots of variety of…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

This place is the mecca for...

This place is the mecca for awesome strip clubs if money is no object to you. You can get away with a lot of touching on the main floor and even more so in…

Déjà Vu Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

I stopped into Déjà vu on...

I stopped into Déjà vu on a Thursday night around 8:00 pm. It’s located right behind the Fashion Show Shopping Center and near the Mirage Hotel on Industrial. It’s a pretty standard looking place typical…

The Red Leopard

Satellite Beach, Florida

I haven't been here in a...

I haven't been here in a long time so I decided to stop by and check it out again. The club is the typical club for Brevard county. Dancer quality varied with a few 9's,…

Cheetahs

Los Angeles, California

Went here after dinner, I think...

Went here after dinner, I think it was a Thursday. Upon entering we noticed it was busy but not overcrowded. We were greeted, shown to a seat and a bartender came over right away. There…

All Stars

Detroit, Michigan

stepped to this joint round 2...

stepped to this joint round 2 some nice honeys to play on. this spot aint off the hook jumpinor nothin , just some nice big azz' saw round the pole. after drank some got…

Cheerleaders Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

In Philly Friday night w/ friend,...

In Philly Friday night w/ friend, decided to have a few beers & end of Phillies game at Cheerleaders. Club $10 cover at night, beers $5, lap dances $20. Bikini club (tops-bottoms on when on…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Made a Saturday afternoon visit to...

Made a Saturday afternoon visit to PH, alot of hotter girls were working & always enjoy seeing Erica, Talita, Victoria and Ruby there. Erica immediately came up to my stoolside & led me to dance…

The Crazy Horse

San Francisco, California

I was here on April 9th...

I was here on April 9th around 9pm. In the San Francisco Bay Area this is probably the best value your going to find at a strip club, in my totally biased opinion. Door fee is $25.…

Francois's Lounge

Barberton, Ohio

I had driven by this place...

I had driven by this place before, and I had some time this afternoon, so I thought I would check it out. As others have commented, it is a comfortable little hole in the…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

Over the years I have been...

Over the years I have been to every club in Tampa and many in south Florida and none are as good for the consistent high quality and attitude of the dancers as Mons Venus.…

Christies Cabaret

Tempe, Arizona

I was at Christies saturday, it...

I was at Christies saturday, it was very crowded. It had to be 100 girls working asking for dances one after another. I dont know how other customers deal with the over and over asking…

Michelle's Beach House

Derby, Kansas

After making many visits since my...

After making many visits since my last review, there is really nothing new to report. Only changes are in the dancers. Lots of turn-over, and only few dancers stay longer. There were about 10 to…

Union Jacks

Portland, Oregon

Went there the other day with...

Went there the other day with the wife. She likes the place and the type of girls there. We got there too early for a Saturday and only one stage was going with only about…

Bada Bing (was Planet Rock)

Barre, Vermont

I went there on a Tuesday...

I went there on a Tuesday night, good weather, and was the only customer there. There were two dancers, a 5 and a 6. Both hard hustle. I was speaking to one girl over at…

Port O' Call

New York, New York

This place is close to my...

This place is close to my house and I decided to stop in for a drink. The dancers were mostly attractive. The drinks were reasonably priced. The stage is within the bar, where the dancers…

Silver Reign Gentlemen's Club

Los Angeles, California

I've been to this club a...

I've been to this club a few times. Lately the number of dancers and the quality of dancers has been going down. The last time I was there, the club was mostly empty.…

Club Good Times

Columbia, Pennsylvania

Stopped by for the first time...

Stopped by for the first time on my way to Lancaster. Most of the girls were friendly and there were 2 very attractive ladies who caught my eye right away. Camille and Angelina…

Uncle Buck's Boobie Bungalow

Huntsville, Alabama

I've enjoyed this club for years...

I've enjoyed this club for years when I'm in HSV. Mariah and Lindsay are a couple of 9s with whom I've had fantastic experiences in the "VIP." As I'm sure some have mentioned,…

Mickey's

Fayetteville, North Carolina

Went Early Friday evening. Club seemed...

Went Early Friday evening. Club seemed a little slow at first but definately got going around 10. The dancers were not pushy and the drinks were very reasonably priced. I would definately reccomend as one…

Magic City

Atlanta, Georgia

I usually try to stop by...

I usually try to stop by Magic City when in Atlanta...hadn't been there in a while...some say it has gone downhill so had to check it out myself. I arrived at about 11:30PM on a…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Dancers were average but the club...

Dancers were average but the club was nice. Was VERY hungry and the food wasnt bad at all. The girls were friendly and not too pushy, most would have polite conversation with you.…

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COMPLETELY OFF TOPIC...

Gentlemen, I read in this week's sports illustrated that Ken Griffey's dad and his best friend both have colorectal cancer. I would take bets that neither ever had a colonoscopy. This form of cancer is easily preventable. I…

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El Ranchito - La Paz, Mexico

wallanon made the comment on another topic that TUSCL is not always up to date. I agree but it is up to the members to constantly update. I was surprised to see El Ranchito still listed. My best friend and I…

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tuscl Mobile Site...

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Fantasy Island OKC

Burned down?....Where did all the dancers land?

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Giving the strippers credit...

I still venture out once in a while and on a recent jaunt I stopped in somewhere and it was pretty slow. Just a bunch of dancers sittin around....and sitting and sitting. Now Im all for…

Fritz That's It

Anaheim, California

I apologize for the lateness of...

I apologize for the lateness of this review. I stopped by here on a Saturday afternoon on March 21. It has been several years since I was here last. Not much has…

Allstar's Gentlemens Club

Northlake, Illinois

Allstars is a tough call. ...

Allstars is a tough call. I can see where experiences may differ from night to night. The club does have reasonable prices. Parking is free, the cover is 11 bucks, drinks and…

Rick's

Seattle, Washington

girls were so so except for...

girls were so so except for sunsea who was a bangin broad to say the least. she gave clean dances but i love that ass! I just want to bite it! grrr! yum yum yum.…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

I'd heard about how great this...

I'd heard about how great this place was and how hot the chicks were, but I guess I must've got in on a bad day or something cuz half the gals there needed to stop…

Rick's

Seattle, Washington

Was in on Saturday and was...

Was in on Saturday and was majorly dissapointed in the lack of women. The place has really gone down and the energy level was low. I still however managed to get fs from a hottie…

Oasis Goodtime Emporium

Atlanta, Georgia

Dropped by to see how the...

Dropped by to see how the afternoon shift was now on my way home. Had not been to OGE in a a few months. After sitting a while at the bar I saw a dancer…

Christie's Cabaret

Memphis, Tennessee

When there on a back in...

When there on a back in September '08. Pleasantly surprised by both the money they put into the place (a few dozen flat screens) and the quality of the dancers (six in the 7-8…

Jiggles

Tualatin, Oregon

Cool place. Was there in...

Cool place. Was there in mid-April. I'd rate only a few of the dancers below 6 and there were at least four 8s. Most of them did prolonged flashes or shed their…

Honey's Showgirls

Everett, Washington

This was my first time to...

This was my first time to this Honey's. There were a lot of people there. I think it was $10 to get in, $5 mandatory drink. I just get a $5 water…

Rick's Cabaret Denver

Denver, Colorado

I've been here before, but always...

I've been here before, but always thought of it as a nice place to drink a beer and watch a pretty girl or two. Today's experience was a quantum leap beyond that. A…

Rhonda's Place

St. Louis, Missouri

Having read about this on this...

Having read about this on this site I decided to stop in while finishing my day. I went in at 5 in the afternoon. Three dancers were there with about 6-8 patrons.…

Buck's Cabaret El Paso

El Paso, Texas

Saw ad in paper for Tequila...

Saw ad in paper for Tequila Tuesdays -- $5 dances and no admission charge to VIP where dances are $20 -- so went to check it out. A lot of dancers of all body…

Lamplighter Lounge

El Paso, Texas

Went about 7 pm on a...

Went about 7 pm on a Sunday. Unfortunately, I was the only customer and only 2 dancers were taking clothes off (assume other 2 were waitresses). Each dancer sat with me a few…

Zebra Show Bar

Canutillo, Texas

Stopped by Zebra's about 9:30 on...

Stopped by Zebra's about 9:30 on a Sunday evening and they had 7 or 8 customers and an equal number of dancers. This club is just a few hundred yards north of the El…

Fox's Den

Brook Park, Ohio

I've never reviewed this place, but...

I've never reviewed this place, but I stop in maybe once every 2 or three months to see what's going on. It's small and plain and as others have said has been recently reconfigured…

Platinum Horse Cabaret

Brook Park, Ohio

The day bartender here, Bionca, is...

The day bartender here, Bionca, is one of of the hottest I've encountered in a long time. She's on the short side but with nice legs and a great ass. And she knows…

Deja Vu Showgirls Nashville

Nashville, Tennessee

When you combine typical Deja Vu...

When you combine typical Deja Vu and the Nashville rules, you get a very weak strip club. Went to the club with a folks (a couple and a single female) that I met at…

DC's Lounge

New Orleans, Louisiana

Wow this place is bad. ...

Wow this place is bad. The building should be condemned; come to think of it so should most of the dancers. The girls here are pretty much at the end of their careers…

Visions

New Orleans, Louisiana

This club has kind of a...

This club has kind of a strange setup. There really is no main stage club only a show bar with a center portion that they call the main stage. The dancers start on…

Cheetah Gentlemen's Club

Lexington, Kentucky

I have previously visited two of...

I have previously visited two of the PP clubs -- Greenville, SC, and Columbia, SC -- and their offering in Lexington is on par with both of those. Happened by on a Tuesday afternoon while…

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, Illinois

I'm not sure how many dancers...

I'm not sure how many dancers were there. It seemed like more than 10 but no where near 25. I dropped in on a Wed afternoon, cover was $5 and food was free after that.…

Centerfolds

Lansing, Michigan

I stopped in there on a...

I stopped in there on a Tuesday night. Not bad looking girls at all, which is a little different than normal. A couple of the girls I recognized from Flight Club and Omar's.…

Club Fantasies

Providence, Rhode Island

Yesterday was a wonderful day at...

Yesterday was a wonderful day at CF. Tuedays is a great value day because of the 2/20 lap dance specials. Since Monday was a Massachusetts holiday, the club was empty on Tuesday, but…

California Girls Santa Ana

Santa Ana, California

This club recently went all nude....

This club recently went all nude. Just this location; the ones in Anaheim and Fullerton are still topless. This was my first visit to this club. I wanted to check it out…

Body Shop

Brooklyn, New York

Went here on a drunken boring...

Went here on a drunken boring summer night with some friends. The girls varied from girl next store type to somewhat exotic (Brazilian, Caribbean, Eastern European etc.) Most of the girls were genuinely…

Soft Tails

DeLand, Florida

What a shame. I was...

What a shame. I was passing by on a Saturday afternoon, so I decided to stop in for a minute. Dead. Totally dead. Toxic was the only dancer I recognized, and…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

This place is great, been there...

This place is great, been there a few times this year. There's plenty of seats, and lots of dancers. It can get really packed in the afternoon, with all the office workers getting off for…

Pink Diamonds

North Hollywood, California

Was in NoHo on business and...

Was in NoHo on business and decided to check out Deja Vu as I enjoyed myself on my last visit. I had a few drinks elsewhere and came here knowing it was a juice bar.…

Cheetahs

San Diego, California

I used to go to Cheetahs...

I used to go to Cheetahs all the time. About five years ago the owner got into some scandal with the city council and things were never the same. I have ventured back a few…

Pure Platinum

San Diego, California

This is a tough club to...

This is a tough club to review. It is really hit and miss. I have been here a couple of times in the early evening and, on my most recent trip, not a single dancer…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

I have not been to the...

I have not been to the Flight Club in over 10 years. I have been a regular at Henry the VIII's and Bogarts strictly for the mileage and value. I'm not sure what the…

Fantasy's Island Gentlemen's Club

Duncannon, Pennsylvania

Stopped in on my way through...

Stopped in on my way through the other night. They have a cover and offer the option of purchasing a lap dance at the time you pay the cover for a total of $25.…

Choo Choo's

Waldorf, Maryland

The place was dead when I...

The place was dead when I got there being only one other customer there and four dancers. I saw a dancer named Cheyenne after a bit. She is a real beauty from the Phillipines with…

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The Jungle in Phoenix

A few years ago when I lived in Phoenix, there was a downtown SC called The Jungle that was a good place to visit after local sporting events. Does anyone know if it still exists. They used to…

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Slight Off Topic: NBA Playoff Predictions Based On City Stripclub Merits

1st Round East: Another "tongue in cheek" playoff winner prediction based solely on city stripclub merits. Please feel free to comment or add your own on the stripclub merits. For now, here's 1st round East, West to follow on other…

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52- yr-old novice stripper attacked by one in her late 40s (?!)

Police say novice stripper attacked by shoe-wielding rival By Akron Beacon Journal staff POSTED: 12:30 p.m. EDT, Apr 20, 2009 A 52-year-old woman who took a job as an exotic dancer to help make ends meet was attacked on her first day by…

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Improvements to new format

Hey Founder - thanks for fixing the Recent Reviews page. Much improved. I think the original was still clearer, but this isn't bad.

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a stripper rant's...reprinted for the new guys

1) Hey you over there, holding that one dollar bill in your hand with a death grip and waving it around at me like it's the fucking deed to Trump Towers... what the fuck do you want me to do,…

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(off topic) Hostage Rescue-the truth

I can't divulge my sources, but I still have some connections within the Spec Op community. Read this after action report. Acronyms might be difficult. ROE= Rules of engagagement CPN = Captain BHO = Obama CDR = Commander OSC = Operational Scene Commander Having spoken…

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Cognitive Mising as Applied to Stripclubbing . . .

I failed this test, which didn't come as a surprise. John is ogling Mary, the hot stripper, but she is ogling Jane. John is married and Jane is not. Is a married person looking at an unmarried person? A)Yes B)…

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"Are you married?" - A Military Catfight Free Version

So, my post was so long and funny...I had to post it as an article instead of here. Due to my intense battle with insomnia this evening, I cannot promise it will make sense. I blame the wine.

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Strip club hell...Houston is a serious problem

You have no idea.

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Medication 4 Treating Addiction; CNN 8:00 PM Tonight . . .

I was watching CNN this morning and this man was reportedly cured of his alcoholism. It reminded me of a Mr. Tom Hussey who accidentally was cured of alcoholism by taking Prozac. He said it went from total…

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Anyone ever play DJ?

My favorite club has a jukebox and as such, the girls pick their own music. I met a new girl tonight named Toni, who wanted me to pick her music for her for the time she was up.…

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XXX ADULT FILM STARS

this doesn't have anything to do with strip clubs, but wanted opinions. one of my favorite big tit XXX film stars is in the area this week. she is offering private meetings at her hotel. based on TER this…

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I have seen Strip Club Hell, and its name is Chicago

For one of the major cities in the US, I can't believe how lame the clubs in the Chicago area are. I've been out there on business for a few weeks now. OK, technically I'm not in downtown…

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Ever get a really good LD you didn't want to end?

Ever get a really good LD that you didn't want to end? I didn't need any fulfillment, I was loving the fantasy and didn't want her to stop. I dropped $300 on 12 consecutive nude LDs (no extras)…

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yet another reason to not go to the Sportsmans Inn in RI...

They finally had a shooting there last month and might be closed down now: http://newsblog.projo.com/2009/04/providence-poli-32.html http://www.suntimes.com/news/nation/1493714,w-rhode-island-strip-club-shooting-032409.article http://www.wpri.com/dpp/news/local_news/local_wpri_providence_board_hears_sportsmans_inn_license_case_20090413 http://www.wpri.com/dpp/news/local_news/local_wpri_providence_sportsman_inn_shooting_suspect_identified_20090325 I might have been a tad harsh in giving this dump a 1 (maybe it deserved a 2 since I've seen even worse places since that review),…