This has to be the saddest...

This has to be the saddest strip club I have ever walked into. One Saturday late afternoon / early evening I was heading south on I5 and there was a massive traffic jam. I jumped off the freeway around northgate looking for an alternate way to get south of downtown. Thought... what the heck... I'd heard of this club but never bothered checking it out. So.. walked in. One other guy sitting there watching nothing. 3 dancers, none of which were attractive. The setting is actually kinda nice and the stage is very nice. Too bad I won't be going back there.