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mr_33, I cannot answer for every club or dancer but I can tell you that at my favorite club it is a very common practice. Almost to the point of being expected.

Ity is a fairly common practice in Houston. I rarely hear "wanna dance". It is usually want some company, wanna play or comments more suggestive. You have to appreciate the creative ones. Some are just blatant and upfront with I'll give you the best .....

It's more common in the Southern U.S. clubs. No reviews, 33?

It not uncommon in the Detroit area.

One of my favs, her opening line was something to this effect, "How much longer till I get to rock your cock? I'm so horny right now, lets go have some fun". She said that as she was rubbing my dick. Yeap, she was horny and she did rock the cock.

Oh, there were two "it"s. The humming thing is more common in the South. What dancers say or don't say is all over the place.

The best is when they greet you with their hand on your crotch. Get that a lot at Cheaters in RI, not so much at the other Boston area clubs.

Never had the humming thing, but I'm intrigued.

Interested in the humming vibrating trick, never had a dancer do that before. Had them grab and play with the goods at the bar before or the handshake as we locally call it.

I take it as a bad sign when a stripper greets me by grabbing my dick. It usually means she's desperate to drag you off for a dance ASAP, which will probably be lousy.

A handful have done the humming thing on me but it's rare here. But that's not really saying much, most of my SC experience has been in the post-PP suckage here in Memphis. I suspect the real girls from the "good ol' days" did it more than the bozos of today. All the ones I recall that did it to me are ex-PP (or at least claimed to be).

Some do it better than others.

Ah yes, the world-famous "motor boat."

The dancer who went by various names, one of the Phoenix Black, in Tampa, was an expert at it. She was an awesome performer. I haven't lived in Tampa for a while but I'd always try to get to the club(s) where she worked whenever I was out on a mongering evening when I was there. I recall one occasion at Seven Seas, when a group from Ohio or maybe Idaho came in, several rather obnoxious and rather large drunk whale male tourist types. They sat stage-side (in so far as Seven Seas can ever have been said to have HAD a stage) as she danced. She leaned into each one's lap and did the motor-boat, in turn. And in turn, each one of these guys just froze up, went catatonic, and just basically drooled in ecstasy. She only gave them about a half-second of buzzing, but for the brief duration, each of them shut the fuck up and enjoyed himself rather than buffooning and loud-mouthing for their friends' benefit.

Phoenix was awesome at more than just the motor boat ... :) ...

Book Guy, you are now the honorary Cliff Clavin of TUSCL.

The hummer as an actual hummer...it's been awhile since a dancer did that move on me, but it used to be fairly regular.

And some greetings are truly memorable... Dancer grabs my crotch, misses nary a beat, "Wanna fuck?"

"Hummer" is simply another name for a blow job, the way I've always heard it. What's being described here is a hum job, or mock hum job with your pants on. They're not uncommon most anywhere I've been in the midwest and the south. Now that I think about it, they've become a lot more common in recent years, with the trend towards higher mileage.

I've received several mock hum jobs at the stage in two clubs. A couple of my faves at Brad's Brass Flamingo in Indianapolis would crawl under the rail between my legs to administer the deed. At Platinum Plus in Columbia, a few girls have done them both at the main stage and the satellites. My favorite move there is when they take a face fucking position - bending over backwards to nuzzle my whole package and make music on my scrotum. Thank you, miss. Here's your dollar...

No no ... "Motor boat" is the hum/buzz thing done through the pants. "Hummer" means blowjob WHILE SHE HUMS. "Apple Pie" means blowjob while she hums the Marine Corps Anthem or "Anchors Aweigh."

Geez, get a clue dude ... :)

Suit yourself, Book Guy. While you're working out what to call it, I'll be getting them.

I can get the hummer crotch here in NEO land too. It's not unheard of, but not everybody does it. (And I don't care about anybody's correct terminology.) Another thing that's interesting for me is when I walk into a certain club and the WAITRESS gives me the crotch hand shake because she's glad to see me. It's fun but it also bothers me because it's right near the entry hall and visible to everyone as you walk in.

It always amazes me how inerrant the grab is, without her looking. Anyway, I've never had a hummed job in a club.

A dancer with the reputation of a ROB at PP Columbia does a variation on that. At the May convention she came up to me as soon as I got there, threw her arms around me and started whispering in my ear what she wanted to do to me in the vip. If I had not known, I'm sure I would have taken her up on a vip trip..at least for one song. I actually asked her name and when she told me "Mxxxx", I politely passed. Afterwards, I was sitting with Shadowcat and TBro and, funny thing, she never asked me again.

Way to go, magicrat. It is always a good thing when a ROB suffers.

magicrat, You can say MEGAN. I always alert the guys in my reviews. She won't even look my way any more. lol...

Never the humming, but I did get the grab with a whisper in my ear of, "I want to suck your cock!"