Extras newbie

Give her $1500 and I am sure someone will get screwed even more.

You should spend the $1000 on getting your nervous tick fixed, the wink wink thing you keep doing could be why she doesnt give you extras.

Thanks for the insightful responses guys.  I really dont have a nervous tick, the wink wink was just a way of saying that "I am in the know."    Anyways, this stripper now wants me to drive into the bad part of the city and pick up some sort of package for her which I have to pay for.  She says if i dont do it then definitely no extras, so I'm gonna do it tonite.  I'm no fool tho, i asked her what is in the package and she said its just baby diapers.  So, once I heard that then I couldn't help but wanna do it for her and her baby.  Thanks for all the great posts guys. 

OK, first the glory hole question.

Then the tranny stripper question

And now this one.

Is this guy trolling?

I haven't looked through all his old posts, but his 3 most recent ones have been suspicious.

The guy is usually legit. Not sure what the deal is.

Yes, you do need to buy dances. But not a $1000 worth, more like $50.

Don't fall for it dickjohnson...she just wants to make money off you and she is NEVER going to meet with you once she finds out you are too easy and are like a human ATM to her.

Just trust me on this...

50 dollars worth of dances... yeah ok. that shouldn't get you much in my book. and if it does, I would use ALOT of protection... perhaps by keeping my pants on. I do not codone extras.. because your there for a dance... pick up a phone and call someone so you wont get dicked around because thats their JOB.. a job of a dancer is self explanatory. Some girls are professional rip off artist btw. and this one who has you running all over town.. well. sounds fishy to say the least.

a package? lol go the speed limit my friend and obey the laws.. you are perhaps picking up drugs...

like I always say... We and when I say we I mean dancers.... LIE

Plane ticket to Houston: 300.00

Pussy at XTC Cabaret: 200.00 + fees

Pussy from Houston Dolls: 100.00 in lapdances-plus her fee at the Scottish (hotel) next door

Pussy from the Mansion: a few lapdances, stick your hand in her panties, ask about the champagne room-so about 200.00 for the bottle and her fee.

Pussy from the Trophy Club: A couple of lappers (stick you finger in her to let her know you're not a cop), negotiate a fee (usually 300.00) plus about 200 for the bottle (VIP Room)

Anyway you look at it, a lot cheaper than 1,000.00

Ok, this is what's next- "once your done picking up the diapers can you get me a roll of quarters and some laundry detergent". Where are you exactly from because your club reviews are everywhere from Florida, Wisconsin, Illinois to Indiana. An escort might be less complicated.

I think Dick Johnson is just havin' fun with us. Good for you, Dick Johnson. We can always use some more humor in our lives.

Go to the other internet sites that are actually dedicated to discussing extras, and you can get all your answers pretty clearly, and leave us here free to discuss more "usual" strip clubbing behaviors without fear of reprisal. usasexguide.info/forum/ worldsexguide.info/forum/ internationalsexguide.info/forum/ theeroticreview.com etc.

And if you happen to get stopped by the police after picking up the package, the police could open it and find a lot of drugs in your possession. You could lose your car and face jail time and tens of thousands of dollars just for bail depending upon how heavy those "diapers" were. If you send me a measly $500 (half price deal off the dancers $1000 price), I could tell you what odds you have of getting something extra from the dancer. Ok, I'll give one freebie here. Give her $1000 a week and you will feel screwed but it won't feel that pleasant.