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Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Best $10 Floor Dances in Maricopa County.

I arrived around 2PM. No cover, no ID scan. I saluted the bouncer and handed him $2. He gave me a table near the stage. I gave the rest room weasel $1 and took some…

The Pink Pussycat Lounge

Tampa, Florida

Its little wild

I was in Tampa for a night and wanted to go to one of Tampa's famous strip club. Last time I visited Mons Venus few years ago. Read somewhere its more like 2001 Odessy, so…

Yellow Rose

Austin, Texas

Day shift here a splinter off the old Chicas and cheaper than Diablas

I thought once Chicas closed down, all the girls from there moved on to Diablas. However, as I've grown more and more bored with the day shift at Diablas (though, to be fair, every day…

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Smash or Pass

I like her hair and her walk :D

Players Nitelife

Gold Coast, Queensland

Gold Coast stop #3

Surfer's Paradise, QLD. Saturday night after midnight. Love the Gold Coast such a cool beach city. Big skyline and all that. Area safe, all pedestrian here. I found a spot a few blocks away, it…

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Have you ever heard of a girl working in a brothel refuse a john outright?

I mean have you seen some of these guys walking around? Have you ever heard of situation maybe in FKK or something like that where the girl said no way Jose. I mean everyone has to have a red line…

Hollywood Showgirls

Gold Coast, Queensland

Gold Coast stop #2

Surfer's Paradise, QLD. Saturday night. A lot night life around, on this street no cars, all pedestrian. I parked a few blocks away an walked on up. You walk in an alley past a restaurant…

Toy Box

Gold Coast, Queensland

Gold Coast stop #1

Surfer's Paradise, QLD. Saturday night. Gold Coast is like the Miami of Australia, cool area. Parking at night is tough but I found a spot on one of the side streets. Walk on over. Area…

Allure

Mississauga, Ontario

Second time just as amazing as the first!

Second time here, very, very happy to be back! As noted in my previous review, it is located in a light industrial area, not too far from the highway. As I was there on a…

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Inside a Small-Town Strip Club | The Manor (Full Documentary)

https://youtu.be/uPQLCbXASvQ?si=cbLxwouieznBtPwb Vice just posted this video, I'm going out, so didn't watch it yet.

Satin Topless

City of Industry, California

VIP special Wednesday

Wednesday Night arrived 11pm. The one drinking establishment in town with Girls Girls Girls. RECENTLY RENOVATED. The Rundown: Cover 15$ Full Bar 21+ Beer was like 6.50-7$ for my craft bottle Wednesday now does 50$ 10 minute VIP. Walked in after paying the…

Paradise Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Wacky Wednesday

Wednesday Paradise 10pm Today’s Rundown: Wednesday specials are 80$ 15 min VIP 2 for 20 LD Cover 20$ Drink 10$ (used to be 8) The busiest time of the week Strip Mall Decent amount of parking in Front and Behind. IG FOR NOW…

The Cheetah

Atlanta, Georgia

Not good changes

First, I need to say that this review is going to make me sound like some old dude. You know one of those dudes who says things like "back in my day" lol...but whatever. I haven't…

The Go-Go Rama

Laurence Harbor, New Jersey

Scarce talent on a Friday night but good time anyways

Came here on a Halloween night for the first time after reading a lot of reviews. Paid $20 cover to the guy outside. For some reason, I had made up this idea in my mind…

Double Vision Gentleman's Club

Clifton Park, New York

Salt & Peppa

So this is part 3 of my summer trip upstate. First stop was Lace in Nyack for late happy hour ( thumbs up), next was Mansion in Newburgh around 9 ish which I rushed…

Club 390

Chicago Heights, Illinois

A Spooktacular Night – Halloween Edition

When your group chat is dead on Halloween night and you’re four guys with no solid plans, you do what any reasonable men would do: you go to the strip club (lol). We decided to…

The Border Gentlemen's Club

Morrisville, Pennsylvania

Low mileage

Ive only once been charged a $5 cover charge on a Thursday night. Every customer gets a patdown on entry (a drunk patron tried shooting it once before). Drinks are around 4-12 bottles up to cocktails. Two…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Tuesday afternoon.

Basics, club is located in an industrial area relatively close to the highway 95/195. Ample parking and valet, feels pretty safe an secure, at least that's my impression only go during the day, not sure…

Queens Cabaret of Charlotte

Charlotte, North Carolina

Queen Cabaweird Halloween night

Down in Charlotte to checkout some family for the weekend. It was Halloween weekend. City was packed with a bunch of kids walking around. Its their night im glad they are actually outside but after…

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OTC without the bang?

You ever pay for OTC to just hang out for a drink, dinner or a movie and not to do any extra? If yes what did you pay and did you feel like it was worth it?

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Post Pats Game Visit

THE BASICS Scroll down to THE VISIT if you know the club layout/pricing...no cover charge during the day. Buy a silver drink card for $20 and you get $25 on the card. Silver cards can be…

Ragtime Gentlemen's Club

Woodland Park, New Jersey

Another shot here

Was in the area so checked out ragtime again. It's located in a residential, safe area, and has its own parking lot. The building was recently painted gray. Inside is really dark.…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Current Nighttime All-Stars

I know, I know… daytime is the move here. Best bang for your buck and all that. I make it during the day when I can. But I, like I’m sure is the case with a lot of us, can’t usually…

Club Risque

Bristol, Pennsylvania

ATF No Longer There?

Always had a really great time with Kimberly. Found her very down to earth and down for a good time. I only make the trip up to Bristol if she’s on the schedule, but haven’t heard her name pop up in…

Cheetah Pompano Beach

Pompano Beach, Florida

Not a good day shift today

After hearing many good rwviews about this location, I had to check it out. A friend told me the day shift was where it is at and so I went as soon as they opened…

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Strip Club Friends (OKC)

I used to have some friends that would meet up at the club. We would have a beer or two and talk about the dancers, etc. They have since been remarried to younger wives that are not very…

Spearmint Rhino

Santa Maria, California

My ears are much better now, thank you

This club wins the Emergency Earplugs Award for playing music so loud that it’s actually painful, so loud that it isn’t possible to order a drink, and so loud that you can’t negotiate with a…

Oasis

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

So-so Wednesday evening

Came here on a Wednesday evening after a long shift at work. I will say the women here are much more gorgeous than you’ll find at purple orchid and overall more clean and in a…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Roar

I stopped by the pink palace on Thursday afternoon. It is not hard find, it’s on route 130. It has a big parking lot with plenty of spots. I entered the club from the side…

Knockouts Gentlemen's Club

Arcadia, California

Window Dressing

I was at this club for a few hours on a Tuesday, and was asked three times, why did you choose this club. It was, my warmup and avoiding traffic, before heading to COI.…

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Best White Girls Club

Looking to make a trip and like to go to a good club with 8+ white girls. Not Portland. I’ve read baby dolls is a great club but seems mostly Cubans/latinas nowadays from the reviews. Perhaps Vegas? Extras…

Boardroom Cabaret

Brockton, Massachusetts

Halloween Night

Went to Boardroom Cabaret around 6pm on Friday on Halloween, stayed around 4-5 hours. Skip to Experience, to avoid the misc. stuff. Layout: There is plenty of parking next to the club, it's a strip mall, there is…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

First time experience in september

Decided to visit south of the border for the first time in October after reading a lot of insane and tempting stories on the Reddit forum. I live in SF so booked an early Friday…

Imperial Showgirls

Anaheim, California

Unexpected kindness and fun.

I drove up to the club. I was actually staying at a hotel pretty close. So extremely convenient. I was used to going to saharas but it had burned down a year…

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

420 Munchies?

Entered to a fairly full parking lot but not alot of customers. Only entrance is on Middlebelt. Free parking and no valet. Stale cigarette smells hit you as you walk in.…

Tattletale Lounge

Atlanta, Georgia

TT, You Never Disappoint!

I don't know if there's an SOP manual for working here, but even though the faces change, it seems that no matter who's working, it's always a good time. The parking, entry and cover situation haven't…

Silhouettes

Daytona Beach, Florida

Meh , pretty average at best

It was my first time visiting clubs in this area. I rolled into town to see an old friend as I'm currently looking for work in and around Orlando ish areas. I decide to stop…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Guaranteed

I come here from time to time when I want to be satisfied and am guaranteed that I will find that. I know of no other club in the area where you will always leave…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Quick visit sure thing Cayenne still got it.

Dropped in for a short visit on a Wednesday afternoon recently and just wanted to see who was there with no one specific in mind. Devon and Cayenne were both there and when I walked…

19th Hole Lounge

Glenside, Pennsylvania

Unfortunately stopped in on a slow Monday afternoon...

I stopped by the 19th Hole on a Monday afternoon. The club is located across from a golf course (hence the name) and is a small building that sits on the corner. When I arrived…

2001 Odyssey

Tampa, Florida

Best club in Tampa for pretty faces?

Hey folks I'm just wondering what's the best club in Tampa these days in terms of: 1) A lot of younger women with conventionally pretty and cute faces 2) 2 way full contact I'm a bit picky about faces, and I'm just…

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

VIP Etiquette

Hey guys kinda new to this wanted to get a VIP dance with some action sprinkled in. Primarily using her mouth, hand and pussy. Just so we are on the same page. Met a dancer at one of the coffee…

Politics

Socialist Puddy Tat?

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Tijuana

Crickets Lately

It’s been at least two weeks between I saw any new TJ reviews. It’s awfully quiet here. Is the lure and excitement of going to TJ starting to wear off for guys? I hope it’s not. To me, while there…

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Tampa sc options

What's the best club in Tampa these days in terms of: 1) A lot of younger women with conventionally pretty and cute faces 2) 2 way full contact I'm a bit picky about faces, and I'm just scared of making the drive, spending…

BT's Executive Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Woulda Coulda

I haven't been to BT's in a long long time and I thought a free Saturday afternoon would be a good time to check it out. I arrived around 3:00 pm, valet for the car…

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Dancers who change clubs

Over the years I have not several dancers who we have worked at multiple clubs in the same area; although not at the same time. This seems to happen for various reasons. 1. A dancer gets in trouble at…

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Sydney Sweeney: Does she do anything for you guys?

I know you've seen her, this young blonde with huge tits and doe like eyes that's been in the media as of late a lot especially with that jeans ad that's been talked about recently. Does she do anything for…

Mario's Showplace

Webster, Massachusetts

Bu Bye Marios

After a horrible experience at Desires, I decided to go off the board and go here, like an idiot. I have been going here on and off since the Fuzzy Grape days, starting in the…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Wednesday after work at the pink palace

Been hearing alot about Playhouse Lounge aka the Pink Palace and mainly about this dancer Devon everyone talks about on here. Decided to finally stop by Wednesday after work to see what the hype was…

Elevate Spa @ VP

Toronto, Ontario

Higher end spa

This is probably the best looking spa outside of the Premier spa chain, in terms of esthetics. The waiting room is large and fairly well kept up. The spa itself is in an industrial mall,…

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Orlando/Daytona Etc Area's ?

What's Up Tuscl homies, I've relocated to the North East Orlando / Daytona area. I'm currently looking for work (indeed app is a pain in the ass) as well as the top 2 or 3 clubs within an hour of…

Rocket City Showgirls

Huntsville, Alabama

Good place but dead on Tuesday evening

This review is from a visit a few months back. As a background, this club shares a parking lot with a separate club owned by the same guy. Totally different vibes: this…

Chicas Locas

Houston, Texas

Has its flaws, but will return.

I took an uber to this location, but they seem to have parking and valet options that seem relatively safe. The place decently spacious and a good vibe to it. There is one main stage…

Angels Gentlemen's Club

Kalamazoo, Michigan

First visit

Found this place by accident while driving across the state and decided to give it a try. Plenty of parking and really nice building that was safe and secure. It’s in the middle…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Tuesday with Star

The usual -- Pink Building on 130 next to car dealership. BYOB. $10 cover on weeknight gets you two free soft drinks or waters. Bathroom to the left, DJ booth to the right. Dances are…

Ritz Cabaret

Baltimore, Maryland

Slower night while stopping in the city

Was driving up the east coast and made a point of stopping in Baltimore for the first time to check out a club. The Ritz seemed like it was in a more off-beat neighborhood suiting…

Johnny A's Hitching Post

Paterson, New Jersey

A rare miss on a Saturday

Came here Saturday afternoon. Was relatively full, with Halloween decorations up around the place. All spots at the bar except one were taken. If you haven’t been here, it’s an oval stage with a bar…

The Gentlemen's Club

Los Angeles, California

Oh, so THAT'S what they mean by 'extras'...

I will reveal myself now as a guy who is somehow simultaneously A) a longtime visitor of strip clubs, and B) a guy who's so polite he hasn't had that much actual experience with girls…

Eye Candy Strip Club

Brisbane, Queensland

Brisbane stop #6

Fortitude Valley, QLD. Friday night. Just came from Cabaret. No parking around, found some a few blocks away. Streets packed with young college kids. Area seems safe to me. Walk on up. Cover is $10,…

The Cabaret Nightclub

Brisbane, Queensland

Brisbane stop #5

Fortitude Valley, QLD. Friday night. Hard to find parking around here, I parked a few blocks north. A lotta people on these streets. Walk on in. Cover is $10, ID check. Walk on in. Layout…

Termas Centaurus

Rio de Janeiro, Brazil

Good value in Rio

Hello fellow Mongerers. This review is a month and a half late, but don’t’ worry I took pretty good notes in my phone. When I went to Sao Paulo for my birthday in September, I…

K Klub Strip Club Brisbane

Brisbane, Queensland

Brisbane stop #7

Fortitude Valley, QLD. Friday night. Tons of folks on the street, big bar crawl area. Walk up to the dude, ID scan and picture taken. Girl at the front asks if I have a ticket.…

Fox Club Cabaret

Missoula, Montana

Look, but don't touch

On my northwestern trip, found myself in Missoula on a Sunday night. Not a great night for clubbing, and had heard that the Fox Club was pretty lame, but with nothing else to do, decided…

Vivide (V Live)

Atlanta, Georgia

Happy Halloween

Good evening gentlemen back with a review after a long time. Have had multiple visits since my last review but posting details of the most recent one that was around the Halloween day. Let’s start…

Purple Orchid

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Bye week for the Eagles!

This was my first time here in over five years. Nothing has changed. There is a square bar around which patrons can sit. A dancer dances in the middle of the square, andealks…

The Office Gentlemen's Club

Lincoln, Nebraska

sinclair's Review

I went to The Office Gentlemen’s Club on a Saturday night at 21:15. The Office shares a long building with Playmakers Bar and Grill. The Office is on the left and Playmakers is on the…

Lucky Devil Lounge

Portland, Oregon

Lucky Devil, Lucky Me

The building small and cozy. It sits off the 26 HWY next to the river so be sure to put the direction in your maps app because there are plenty of one way / divided…

Love And Rockets

Brisbane, Queensland

Brisbane stop #8

Fortitude Valley, QLD. Friday night. Real late. Last stop of the night on a Brisbane run. This club is more going up the blocks, and closer to where I parked. I just parked, dismounted and…

Black Betty's

Sayerville, New Jersey

General Afternoon Review

Tuesday afternoon. The afternoons are usually 3-5 dancers and imo all hot (mid 20s to early 30s, tatted, spinners). They hold conversation well and the drink prices are not bad either. When you walk in its…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Wednesday also rises

My last visit was to Kittens and it was less than promising. I went back to Pandoras and got in by showing my fake ID. Loved it. Sticking it to the man.…

G Spot

Akron, Ohio

About all you should expect.

Typical experience Rainy Thursday before Halloween. Walking in with a half full bar and I liked my options. Two bartenders but the shorter one was leaving. She took my order of a water bottle for…

Candy Club

Brisbane, Queensland

Brisbane stop #4

Fortitude Valley, QLD. Friday night. This is like the nightlife crawl for all these mostly younger folk. Streets are packed, tons of bars. This is one of them. Walk on up, guy at the front.…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Halloween Meh

Got there around 7ish. There's a convenient lot to park in but quite a bit of it was traffic-coned off to reserve spots for valet parking, which meant hiking from a farther…

Baby Dolls

Topeka, Kansas

Slow Night and Low Energy

I stopped by Baby Dolls in Topeka on a Saturday night around 7 p.m. Parking was easy as they have their own lot. I paid a $5 cover to get in, which seemed fair enough.…

Adult World

Harrisburg, Pennsylvania

Jewlz

Has anyone had a lap dance with jewlz?

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Playhouse sold !

So I heard through one of the girls that next month the Playhouse takes a new owner ! So you may get what you wish for !! Better looking girls ! But the girls may be a bit less…

Desire

Baltimore, Maryland

Quick escape

I visited on a Wednesday at 3pm looking for the most basic of entertainment: women dancing and stripping to music. I was able to park in the back of the club hidden kind of behind…

Centerfolds

Worcester, Massachusetts

Florida mileage!

Got there at 4:00 Sunday afternoon - an hour after opening. Ten ladies on hand which grew to 15 or 16 by teh time Ieft at 5:30. Yes, it is dark. But, I followed a…

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Would you fuck a 66-year-old woman?

I would. https://www.bing.com/videos/riverview/relatedvideo?q=joan%20jett%20live&mid=BAAF2BC7FB0C3A3E243BBAAF2BC7FB0C3A3E243B&ajaxhist=0

Sapphire Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

The Buffet of strip clubs

This place is literally the buffet of strip clubs. Buddy was staying at resorts world and we decided to pay a visit. This place is always our second choice behind SR in Vegas. Cover…

PT's Showclub

Indianapolis, Indiana

Better than expected, but pricey

OK, I visited twice on a tuesday. First I came in around 5:00 pm, then returned around 10:00. So I am going to review both times. It is off the road next to…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Sunday special

Stopped in at the pink palace for a few as I found myself with an hour to kill . Pulled into ample parking as there were only a few cars in the large…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Great first, but not last, stop here.

I have been reading reviews about the Playhouse for quite a while but could never line up a stop there with one of my drives through NJ. I had an overnight in East Brunswich and…

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Best places to go to in South Florida during the daytime

Let’s be honest going to the day is usually a different vibe than going at night. Are there any recommendations for clubs that are good experiences during the day? Any add’l details would be appreciated.

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Ever hear of a dentist who uses Gmail for business?

Was signing up with a new dentist, and they said have my old dentist send my records via email to their address. And as I say, their business account is at gmail. When I mentioned Gmail's famous lack of privacy,…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Saturday fun

Stopped in on an October Saturday as I was passing through. Canned details here and specific update below: No surprise on drink prices, $6/beer, drinks depending on liquor type and single/double. I’ll say the bartenders…

Partners Tavern

Erie, Pennsylvania

Is Partner's still open?

Hi - I think I saw on another board where the building was recently up for sale. Any NW PA/OH mongers know what's up?

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Accept your past without regret, handle your present with confidence, and face

Title couldn’t say it all. Accept your past without regret, handle your present with confidence, and face your future without fear.

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Best Tampa Club for Tit Sucking

till pretty much says itself. While I wouldn’t mind going a little further with a dancer I have had the most amazing experiences being able to suck on some amazing breasts. Where in the Tampa area would I be guaranteed…

Nikita's

Wellford, South Carolina

same ole experience halloween day

went in halloween night door was $20 after 8pm as usual they check ur id and its bring your own booze the club started a little slow at first 7-9 then got busier at around…

Cloakroom

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

Best Option in DC, but that is about it

Dropped by Cloakroom while in DC for the weekend. Been a few years since my last visit and wanted to see how things were holding up, and as far as I have found it is…

Legs Cabaret

Houston, Texas

Legs spread far and wide

I’ve been to the club before and wanted to update on how it’s been since the last time. As you enter it’s right next to the Dairy Queen with pretty good parking in front of…

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club anniversary / other special events

Planning a road trip and saw a club w/ an "anniversary party". It'd be a bit out of my way but curious if these things tend to be better, or perhaps worse, than a normal weekend evening?

Spearmint Rhino

Santa Maria, California

Not a terrible Monday at the Rhino

Retuned to the Rhino after about a year and a half for a friends birthday. Sadly, not much has changed but there were a few newer ladies. Parking is in the back. Small club only…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Is the current Morgan the past Morgan?

I see on the club's Instagram that there is occasionally and somewhat randomly a Morgan dancing. I'm not sure from the pictures if this is the same Morgan who used to dance during the day shift back in 2016. Is…

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Is everyone here to see the same Dancer?

I was out recently and noticed that most of the dancers where just chilling when they weren't on stage and it seemed like one dancer was going to ever guy in the place and doing dancers or VIP one after…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Monday afternoon

Playhouse is a pink building on Rte 130 in Burlington- not far from turnpike exit. There is plenty of parking. You enter a dark building. There is a long rectangular bar with…

Men's Club of Charlotte

Charlotte, North Carolina

Nice line up.. on a weekday evening

My first time in Men’s club. Went on a Wednesday evening around 8pm. Nice girl at the front desk. Paid the entry fee and went it. Large club with the main bar at the…

Onyx

Atlanta, Georgia

Good experience - Need more dancers

It has been a few months and wanted to check it out. Swing by a Friday afternoon, around 5 PM for a quick visit. It was the halloween evening. Paid $5 to park, and got…

Cheetah Palm Beach

West Palm Beach, Florida

Cheetah - Best overall in WPB, and pretty much the only early day option

This is a review of two daytime visits - arriving12noon-2pm. I parked in the safe/free Eastern side lot (two other lots available). $1 entry taken by a sexily-dressed babe with no security frisk (plus voluntary…

Le Palace Gentlemens Club

Orlando, Florida

Don't know why I gave it a third chance.

Oh I gave it another chance. It's been told many times pedal this plays is set up. You go in the front door. It's a small area where you pay and can exchange money. Remember…

Chicas Bonitas

North Las Vegas, Nevada

Chicas best bang for your buck

In Vegas for work and got in early. Thought I would check this place out. The area looks a little sketchy but I had a rental and it was during the day. The parking is…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Better then expected Monday afternoon visit.

It has been two months since my last visit to Pandora's, so with nothing to do on a Monday afternoon, I decided it was time to stop in and see how my favorite club was…

Cheerleaders Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Late afternoon visit

Visited on a Tuesday at around 5. You walk in, go through a metal detector and walk over to the bar which surrounds the stage. On this day it was slow and there were only…

Gold Diggers

Fresno, California

digging up them gold

First time at this club. Had an engagement up in Fresno and my Saturday Night free. The Rundown: -Nude Club 18+ -No Alcohol -Fri/Saturday open till 4am, Opens 5pm everyday -Cover 25$ at 11pm -Bottle Water only 2$ Dance Pricing (Posted behind…

SYN Gentlemen's Club

Atlanta, Georgia

Better than expected

I finally got around to checking out Synsations after chatting with one of the girls on Instagram and despite the negative reviews I've seen, I actually had a good time and plan on returning. …

BT's Executive Club

Dearborn, Michigan

6.5 out of 10 strip club

went to bt’s executive club in dearborn the other night and honestly it was just ok man like the place looks nice when you first walk in kinda upscale lighting and all that but the…

Charlie's

Los Angeles, California

Not my type of vibe

Got to the place around 11:30 parking available on the side of the building I heard parking was tough here so glad it was so easy. I walk in and was created by the bouncer.…

Club Fantasies

Providence, Rhode Island

Not So good holiday afternoon

I stopped by day of Halloween hoping for some tricks or treats..sorry couldn't resist. Walk through the metal detector and DJ/guard approves my entrance. Two bars one right in front of you with…

Chicas Cabaret

Houston, Texas

Monday night visit

I stopped by this club around 12:30 a.m. on a Monday night while I was in town for work. For a weeknight, the place was decently busy, with about 15 to 20 dancers working the…

Acropolis

Portland, Oregon

Group Event

Acrop A coworker’s last day so a group decided what better way to send someone off then hit up acropolis. This is actually become sort of a tradition. It hasn’t mattered if it’s…

Diablas

Austin, Texas

Devils playground on a random Mondy

For first time in a long time I chose a after kitty bar trip. I was working in North Austin and decided to hit this place up on my way back south. The place is…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Better parties at the office than here

(Notes on the girls are at the bottom, In case you don't want to read the rest) THIS IS THE WORST STRIP CLUB IN THE ENTIRE WORLD!!!!1! DESERTSCRUB WAS RIGHT!!!!1!1! The building is run down!…

Flashdancers Midtown

New York, New York

Midtown Monday Celebration

I stopped by FlashDancers about an hour ago, my second visit in roughly three months. Both times I got in using the free-entry flyers the guy hands out on the corner of 45th. Tonight they…

Pink Pony

Atlanta, Georgia

Worth the price of admission!

My first time in Atlanta for business, decided to hit strip club on first night, it just happened to be a Sunday night, so not many were open but based on Uber driver recommendation, I…

Cafe Atlantis

Mississauga, Ontario

Great trip this time around, except GPS is for real

This review comprises of a number of visits in the last couple months or so (I have been traveling all over the place for work so couldn't really settle down in one area long enough).…

The Foxy Gentlemen's Club

Lincoln, Nebraska

A return after a long time to The Foxy

Stopped in Saturday night immediately after the football game. Cover I believe was $8. I gave a $20 and got a bunch of ones back. I hadn’t been there in a long…

Torpedo's Gentlemen's Club

Bound Brook, New Jersey

Decent looking dancers who want you to have fun

I find Torpedoes to be like a relaxed, neighborhood bar, with decent-looking dancers that are eager to help you have fun. The dancers are mostly Latina, and while they are mainly in the 5-7…

Brad's Brass Flamingo

Indianapolis, Indiana

Pleasant Noontime Sightseeing

First time here and will be back. Its a grey building off the road with ample parking to the side. When you walk in the door the bar is straight ahead, stage is to…

Cheerleaders Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Uncomfortable LD seats, rough girls at Cheerleaders

I was at Cheerleaders again a few days ago and was really turned off by what I saw. Some rather repulsive girls, in some cases they even smell bad, I don’t even know what dumpster they got plucked out of.…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Amy

does anyone know about the blind bombshell Amy ? I heard she moved to California?

Gentlemen's Gold Club

Baltimore, Maryland

Penthouse Prices… Penthouse Girls!

In my last review, I mentioned the Gold Club was now charging Penthouse prices ($40 lap dances), but doesn’t have Penthouse quality girls. Well now they have Penthouse girls! Literaly. At least for the moment.…

Dancers Showclub

Indianapolis, Indiana

Awesome afternoon at Dancers

Stopped in one afternoon just to check the place out. It wasn’t super busy, but there were still plenty of girls hanging around the bar, which was nice. The bartender was really friendly and got…

The Carousel Delco

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

VIP

Does turks do vip or just ld?

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Is it disrespscful to cum in a strippers pussy if she is married?

I think it is. Her man should know that the baby is his.

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Smash or Pass?

I like her hair, tube top, pants and shoes 👠 :D

Crystal City Restaurant - Gentleman's Club

Arlington, Virginia

A night at a small, unusual club in NoVA

A small space with two stages: one right as you walk in, and a smaller stage in the smoking section. The club is clean, the restrooms were clean, and as you walk by…

Gallaghers 2000

Queens, New York

They pulled me back in

I previously reviewed Gallagher’s and described it as consistently disappointing. That is still true to some extent. The dancers are older, uglier, and have worse plastic surgery than at other clubs. And most of them…

The Raven

Fairless Hills, Pennsylvania

Who's playing at the raven

Billy or Frank

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When to ask for a stripper's number?

Do you wait a certain number of visits? Do you listen for a hint that she will be receptive?

Rick's Cabaret

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

nice club with bad cuts and weird seating

(up front I'll say, per usual in my reviews, I have no idea how much drinks are because I don't pay for my own.) First off, this club is super cute, several floors, a sports bar,…

Teasers Gentlemen's Club

Three Forks, Montana

Last best strip club in the Treasure state

Hands down best club in Montana. How the population of Montana keeps growing, yet our strip club numbers keep declining? Really makes you question the newcomers to the treasure state. I showed up to teasers…

Million Dollar

Brampton, Ontario

Million Dollar at a discount

My first time to MDS, and it had been so long I totally forgot what It was like inside. Obviously the crew that remodelled Cafe Atlantis did this place. Everything about the place is…

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Fuck the Gayturds

just stopped in for my annual Go Dawgs!!!! Was fun to stomp fLLLLLorida one more time. By the way that is 5 L’s in a row.

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Strippers Are Sharing What Business Is Like These Days

Article/Opinion: "Strippers Are Sharing What Business Is Like These Days, And I Feel Like This Is DEFINITELY A Recession Indicator" https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/strippers-sharing-business-days-feel-003002371.html

The Go-Go Rama

Laurence Harbor, New Jersey

Biggest Slut/ Biggest Disappointment Here

Like the title says, who here in your experience is the biggest slut and why? Only the other side, who here is the biggest disappointment based on looks or stage performance vs lap dance or private lap dance experience? Any and…

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Do Hispanic dancers greet Americans with “Hola?”

Hispanic dancers will often say “Hola” when they approach customers. Even here in the Northeast it happens a lot. But do they not know basic English words like “Hi” or “Hi baby” (in which case how did they even get hired),…

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Often, the weight you people carry is not the burden of reality itself, but the

Title couldn’t say it all. Often, the weight you people carry is not the burden of reality itself, but the shadows you cast in your own minds. You suffer more in imagination than in reality, tormenting yourselves with fears of what…

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Forums going away?

The scuttlebutt is that founder has stated that he is doing away with the forums, and that he regrets having implemented them in the first place. On the one hand, I can understand. The forums are a tinderbox…

Millennium Cabaret

Bedford, New Hampshire

Does Sasha still work here?

I had a dance from Sasha a couple times over a year ago honestly one of the best experiences I’ve had. Does she still dance?

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Biggest Slut/Biggest Bust Here?

Who is the one girl you would consider the sluttiest girl at this place? Flip-side, who is the most boring girl who doesn’t bare minimum or just a little above a lap dance?

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In the U.S., rape is generally defined as non-consensual sexual intercourse or p

Title couldn’t say it all. In the U.S., rape is generally defined as non-consensual sexual intercourse or penetration, which can include anal, oral, or vaginal penetration by a body part or object. The lack of consent is a key element, and it…

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Coming clean: I stalked a stripper for the first time.

A dancer I was really into at the club. She kinda looked Mellisa Ethridge....but hotter and not a dike. She didn't want to dances, she didn't want to do VIP. Rejected my advances time and again. Got her phone number…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

A Note To Management About Luna

Dont bring Luna back. Send her out to pasture. Barf!

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'We Could Argue All Day About Who Is Or Isn't A Child Rapist*

Title says it all.

Politics

TrumpGPT coming soon!

It won't raise your electric bill like ChatGPT. Whatever you ask it, it tells you the answer is tariffs and slamming beaners on the ground. Its only flaw is lower carbon emissions than ChatGPT. But they're…

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You experience your life inside of your head. Make sure it's a nice experience

Time couldn’t say it all. You experience your life inside of your head. Make sure it's a nice experience for yourself. Each sunrise brings a new chance. Seize it with enthusiasm and gratitude. Each new day is a blank canvas. Paint it with colors of…

Strokers

Clarkston, Georgia

Atlanta area 2AMer

TLANTA, Ga. (Atlanta News First) - One person is dead and another is in critical condition after a shooting outside a DeKalb County strip club on Saturday morning, according to police. The incident happened at 1353 Brockett Road, a shopping center…

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Forums

@ Founder. Can you please bring back the forums tab/shortcut on the front page? I know that you can get there via the discussions page but, I think that many users are unaware of that and consequently the…

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Discussion pages?

Am I the only one who's getting just the first page of discussions? This just started about a week ago. Before that, the little page number and forward and back arrows were at the bottom of the page, but not

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Smash or pass?

Assume can opener available: https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=10936192

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I am a firm believer that if you don't do right by people, life will not go righ

Title couldn’t say it all. I am a firm believer that if you don't do right by people, life will not go right for you. You cannot lie, manipulate, and harm others and expect to live in peace. Sooner or later, what you…

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Smash or Pass?

Sydney Sweeney Resembles a Modern Marilyn Monroe. I like her hair and her dress. :D

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Do you hobby alone or have a person or group?

Was curious as to how many of us go on the strip club journey alone or do you have a person or people you go out with? Personally I go alone so I can stay at said place as long…

Strip Clubs are key to getting over divorce

It began, as all true American horror stories do, with a text that came in during the witching hour: “She took the dog.” That was it. No punctuation. No context. Just those four words, carved into my phone like a ransom note from Hell. My old friend Danny—journalist, bourbon enthusiast, and optimist by mental defect—had finally joined the ranks of the divorced. The dog was gone. The ring was gone. His will to live was circling the drain with yesterday’s Uber Eats. When I showed up at his apartment the next morning, the place smelled like cheap gin and despair. He was on the couch, wearing the same bathrobe I’d last seen him in two years ago, watching The Great British Baking Show…

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Sydney Sweeney attends Variety’s 2025 Power of Women Los Angeles

I see her genes... https://cdn01.justjared.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/10/sydney-variety-silver/sydney-sweeney-sheer-dress-power-of-women-01.jpg ... but don't see any jeans. The irony that she should attend a "Power of Women" event with her powerful, natural, mammaries on full display. She definitely understood the assignment. #Freethenipple #NooneGivesaFuckWhereYourEyesAre

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Smash or Pass?

I like her hair and her dress. :D

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Weekend in Miami

Where should I go for the most action in VIP rooms? E11even or tootsies? Any other options for Miami?