Will Kristi Noem shoot Barron Trump in the face?

When Barron Trump was vidying with his friend in London, someone broke into her place and assaulted her. So he figured out how to call the London emergency response number, and got help for her. How can Barron be allowed to live, after such an unacceptably girly act of empathy? Another unruly pup, that needs to be put down.