Met a stripper the other day (Pompano club) that claims she lives in Brickell (downtown Miami for those uninitiated) Wanted a tip just for talking because she has "$50 ubers" back and forth. B****, work closer to home and/or get a car. Don't ask me to pay your commute.
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Strippers and long commutes
Mar 4, 2026, 4:31 PM
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How far is that drive? I know several dancers who live in Louisville and commute to Lexington or Indianapolis for work. I know a couple of come from Lex to Lou. They often overnight, but it's still a drive.
One of my ATFs lived about an hour and twenty minutes from where she worked daytime at Cheerleaders, Philly. She was a gorgeous single mother with young kids from a suburban NJ shore community where no one knew she was a dancer.
That's funny, when I was there in November a Cuban girl told me she lived in Brickell, she didn't hit me up for a tip just for talking though. Wonder if they all just claim the chic address or are really livin it. Anyway, if I had ones I might throw her a couple, otherwise tips are To Insure Prompt Service, and yakking about your commute is not service
That’s a little harsh, maybe since I’m sensitive to how miserable commuting is in South Florida. But if she really lives in Brickell she’s obviously already making good money - or living with someone who does.