Don’t you have when you have a 10/10, and she can’t give good “lap dances.” Even when you try and correct her/give here advice and she still does a bad job.
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Hot girl, but can’t give good “lap dances”
Mar 1, 2026, 9:36 PM
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This happens all too frequent with 9’s and 10’s
I don’t know many like this, but I just saw one at the club. It’s like do I get dances? She’s so hot. But she can’t get me off lol.
Looks the other way from her to avoid eye contact lol
Then you enjoy her body for a dance or two and move on.
Take a good mental picture though 🙂
A true hottie is worth one lap dance, at least just for the bragging rights.
That was the story of the night on my most recent strip club visit two weekends ago. The girl just had no sense of rhythm. I think she is one of those dancers who was only meant to be a stage dancer.
Have cut off many dancers after 1 that weren't very good at laps. Their looks got them the first dance but nothing more
Sometimes you run into one where you think "How can she be this clueless about how to turn someone on? She must have never had sex in her life".
You’d think all these girls would skew more sexual then the general population of women. I mean they’re getting up there in a thong topless in front of everyone.
it's simple-those girls know their own ratings. as a result they know they don't have to try as hard, or even try at all.
if you find the rare one that will regularly get you off stick with her until she eventually quits and leaves the club.
@rattdog: Yeah, very true.
There’s also those guys who enable that kind of behavior. Some guys will literally let girls lay on them for 3 songs and then pay them.
Makes you appreciate the rare occasion when a smoke show goes above and beyond in satisfying your needs and you’re left thinking “I can’t believe a girl this hot is blowing me right now”.
It's not unique to 10s. We just hate it more.
The don't give good LDs because they don't NEED to. Too many guys drooling over their mere presence. That's why I stick to 6-8s...still attractive enough, but with greater effort by them. Bonus is having the 9-10s wonder why the 6-8s are chosen over them.
^Yeah, I love it when they have all 3. 1. Hot 2. Good, fun personality. 3. Know how to hookup/give extras.
These girls are rare, but trust me they’re out there. I’ve met a few
Don’t you HATE^, sorry for the typo