sinclair's Review

I went to the Matador Club at 21:45 on a Wednesday night. This strip club is literally next to the fence of Eglin Air Force Base. From the outside, the building looks like it might have been a Mexican restaurant at one point. There was no cover charge to get in. Upon entering, there are two pool tables to the left. The main stage is on the right wall. It is shaped like a horseshoe with two poles. It is surrounded by a tipping table that is about two feet wide. There is also a small runway stage in the middle of the room with one pole. It is about three feet off of the ground. The private dance area is in the back wall to the right. It has couches and is very dark back there. The bar is on the center part of the back wall. I paid $5 for a Sinc Light because they were out of Sincweisers. Mixed drinks were $7. There was all kinds of junk and Christmas decorations all over the place. It was almost like this place was run by hoarders. There was a lot of UConn Huskies and New York sport team memorabilia on the walls, leading me to believe the owner moved to Florida from the Northeast.

There were three dancers working. The first dancer was named Jersey. She was a chunky white woman with brown hair and D cups. I’d grade her a 3. The second dancer was an average-framed white woman with dirty blonde hair and C cups. She had a tramp stamp that was a skull with horns. She also had a Misfits skull tattoo on the top of her left arm. I’d grade her a 6. The third dancer was a short black woman with an Afro. I’d grade her a 4. Dancers stripped down to nude during their stage sets. They would definitely come by and give you a close up if you tipped a few bucks. There were never more than five customers inside. Only one customer appeared to be an airman.

Private dances were $40 for one song, $80 for two songs, or $100 for three songs. The private dance area was very dark and had a half dozen or more couches. I felt like you could get whatever you want back there if the price was right. There are some blankets back there for blocking the view of cameras.