Never the fuck again.

Visited Luckys on a Tuesday and it was a damn nightmare. When I walked in the club was damn near empty besides two old geezers sitting at the end of the bar getting a free show with a beer, and about 8 dancers on their phones.

The stage is literally in the middle of a giant rectangular bar, so you cannot make contact with dancers. When you throw money it doesn’t even reach the stage unless you ball it up and whip it at the stage so it actually lands there for the girls to pick up.

I got two drinks which were made like absolute shit by a rude and ugly bartender. She didn’t look put together at all and kept demanding tips. Anyways, a girl sat with me and I felt bad for her so I bought a 15 minute VIP. She was alright at dancing, nothing special. After that I just left because I have never been so bored at a strip club in my life.