I have a friend who is aware that I have visited strip clubs hundreds of times and have had hundreds of conversations with strippers. He asked me in which of those conversations did I feel like the girl was actually most interested in the conversation. My response was one time when a stripper told me she was majoring in accounting in college and I told her I worked in accounting and we ended up talking a half hour about the accounting field. I was the one who finally suggested we go do lap dances. When I left, I told her I thought she would make a good accountant and she laughed and said she hoped so because she was a really bad stripper. What conversation have you had with a stripper where you felt she had the most real interest in it? What was it about? Did it involve your career, your hobbies, her hobbies or some other topic?
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Convos with your regulars who you already know are much better than convos with new random strippers
OTC, strip clubs they’ve worked at, the current club she’s at. Keep things strip club related
What club a non-extras dancer should work at, while at an extras club.
It involved her career. Said she had a degree in mathematics and was up for a promotion. She mentioned where she worked. After a very long conversation, she asked if I wanted a dance. I declined because I thought the club dance prices were high, but because she spent a lot of time with me I offered her a $20 tip. She refused the tip. She said that she didn't want my money; she wanted to dance for me. She left kind of upset. The next time I saw her, I got a dance and I wasn't disappointed.
There was one girl at one of my former favorite clubs who was a better conversationalist than a stripper. I could talk with her about nearly anything. She should have been a standup comedian. I don't remember any specific topics we discussed, but she was hysterically funny.
She was a physics major, and we started talking about the theoretical possibility of real warp drive engines. She was very excited about the potential. Far more knowledgeable about the subject than I.
"When I left, I told her I thought she would make a good accountant and she laughed and said she hoped so because she was a really bad stripper."
This is an underrated comment. I've had a lot of fun over the years with great girls I met at the club who were terrible strippers.
recently, i had a conversation where the stripper told me her favorite movie was Interstellar because she likes Science Fiction theory. She seemed to be really knowledgeable about the topics. I asked her what she wanted to do in the real world, and she said she was going to open up a nail salon. (sigh)
Is she Vietnamese?
Hopefully she’ll open up a coffee shop.
My favorite memory:
This dancer was a very cute natural blonde (8.5 to 9.0 on the ATAC scale). Smallish (large A to small B) but very nicely shaped, firm breasts, a flat tummy and ass and legs to die for. Also, when I smiled my appreciation she gave me a big smile in return.
I tipped pretty generously after her first stage set. She returned to the guys she had been sitting with. Meanwhile, I ate the dinner I had ordered. On her next stage set, her erstwhile companions had just left. She gave me a pretty special show, spending almost half her time in front of me. I again tipped her well, and she asked if I'd like to have her company. "Absolutely," I said.
A few minutes later she's back and in a little girl voice asks me what I've been doing. We chat for a few minutes, and I think it's going nowhere. I asked how long she had been dancing there an she said about a year and a half, but only a couple nights a week because she's going to school during the day. "So, what are you taking?" She gets a slightly pained expression and asks if I mean what is she taking now, or what is her major. "Your major." I admit at this point I was thinking nursing or cosmetology. She cringes as though she's afraid her answer will turn me off. "Mathematics and cryptology. I'm about one semester from graduating."
" Wow! Cool!" is my blown away reply.
The little girl voice is instantly gone, replaced by that of a confident young woman. I tell her that I am a retired marine engineer, and that my daughter and her husband are both marine engineers as well.
"Wow. Somebody who actually gets me," she says. "I bet you haven't met many Math majors who make a lot of their tuition by taking off their clothes." I allowed that she was the very first .
We talked a bit about math and engineering, and how people who are born for it know by the time they're ten. She loves Jimmy Buffett! She loves rum, especially in pina coladas and mojitos.
Finally, it was almost time for me to leave. Can we do a couple of LDs? I ask. Sure thing.
Back in the lap dance room, she waits for the next song to start, loses her top immediately, plants my face right between her boobs and proceeds to give me two dances that are easily in the top five percent ever.
Definitely a great young woman. The guy that can appreciate that she offers the whole package: beauty, smarts, and sensuality, will be one lucky dude. Would that I was 25 again!
@ATACdawg Sounds like an incredibly amazing woman! Out of curiosity, how long ago was it that you met her, roughly? These days, I just don't have as many truly great conversations in clubs compared to some years back...
Jeez, it was just short of ten years ago! The last time I saw her was about a week before her job with the NSA was about.to start and she was done with dancing.
My best conversation of memory is when I met a dancer the same age as me. She looked fabulous her age, but was in high end club where most of the dancers were much younger. She was thrilled to chat with someone her age and so was I, and there was a genuine connection ans well aa attraction between us. Sadly this was a month before COVID shut everything down and I lost contact with her.
Another horrible thing (for me at least) is I’m not going to be running into many strippers my age now, so that “age in common” connection is gone forever.
@ATACdawg A decade or so ago, it was so much easier for me to find great conversations in clubs!
My best conversations were usually with part time dancers who were going to school. One attractive red-haired woman who was in grad school for audiology and danced to Fran Sinatra on stage. I bought two dances from her after she told me about her studies. That was over 20 years ago when I first moved top my current state. Another woman used to ask about current events, and we had a discussion about 19th century literature. I told her for years to go back to school. She never did and I have not seen her in 12-13 years. I used to be a language teacher and one conversation with an educated dancer with a master degree that she never used was about comparative Germanic and Slavic language linguistics, vocabulary, and grammar. I talked with her for almost two hours one night and I got a VIP room with her.
Typically, dogs - I've been amazed what breed details some know about. If they say they grew-up in the South, I'll ask if they know about Catahoula Leopard Dogs - Paul Newman had them, state dog of Louisiana, and some do. I've yet to meet a CompSci Engineer who cares about Dense Wave Division Multiplexing, Link State IS-IS routing or IPSLA to generate synthetic protocols to calculate metrics and send alerts to auto-open tickets for the NOC to work.