NOT the best afternoon ever

Nothing on Nebraska from Hillsborough going north, so I decided to stop in for a break. There was a hot Cuban (i guess) woman at bar close to the door. No one was collecting a cover charge so I just scooted in. This is a pretty nice bar, but at 4:30 friday afternoon I think I was the only customer. I asked the hot Cuban where the men's room was, and she didn't understand me. So I said "el bano", and she pointed across the room.

The men's room wasn't as nice as the bar's main room. There were 2 urinals and 2 wash basins, but there was no hand dryer or paper towel dispenser. Fortunately the shitters had toilet paper so I was able to dry my hands.

I sat at the bar, and a rather good looking probably Cuban bar tender came over. I asked for water and she asked if I wanted a glass of water or a bottle. Since she asked, I said a glass. Then she said there was a 2 drink minimum, and would i like to buy the hottie a drink. I asked how much that was, and she said it depends on what you get. So I said no, I'll just take a water.