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Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Afternoon Delight, at least on this visit

I stopped by Criket (yes, that's the way they spell it!) on a recent afternoon. The street to the east is under construction so you need to access their parking lot in the rear…

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Smells of the Strip Club

I did OTC with a stripper recently. And down under on here smelled like some kind of goat cheese or something like that, it was pretty foul. I just ended up getting a tit job and a BJ. I wonder…

Purple Orchid

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Playing Hooky from Work

I have driven by PO many times but never had a desire to go in before until I read some of the reviews here. Went in after 2 and stayed until 5. It…

Rhode Island Dolls

Woonsocket, Rhode Island

No masks, no stay

Haven't been for a while, so I thought I'd give it a try. I paid $5 at the door and wrote down my name and phone number. The door attendant had his mask…

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Football is back who ya got ?

Tonight Kansas city opens the NFL season at home with the Houston Texans KC is gonna roll right over Houston Sunday some of other questions I have will start getting answered, how is NE gonna look, they open their season against…

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Nude Hand Sanitizer Wrestling

Vegas strip club will remain open despite Governor's orders. Story: https://www.radio.com/wbbm780/articles/las-vegas-strip-club-to-remain-open-despite-state-order

The Go-Go Rama

Laurence Harbor, New Jersey

Great club.

GoGo Rama is one of the best clubs in NJ, I miss it a lot. I know my friends come from Long Island and Queens 1 hour drive just to check out the club…

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1 dead, 3 injured in Chicago 2AMer.

CHICAGO (WBBM NEWSRADIO) -- A police officer's son was fatally shot early Wednesday morning and three others were wounded, including two security guards, at a strip club in south suburban Harvey. The shooting began about 2:10 a.m. inside the Boogie Nights…

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Stripper Influencers Reveal the Secrets Behind the Job

Stripper influencers on YouTube.. https://www.vice.com/en_uk/article/88933p/stripper-influencers-reveal-secrets-strip-club-youtube

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Favorite/Least favorite euphemisms for female anatomy

Favorite: Chesticles Least: Gash, it's just too crude and ignorant (the first time I heard it, I thought the speaker was saying the dancer in question had some huge gruesome scar)

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Grab em by the pussy, but try not to get the Kung Fu Flu.

I was at Asian Corned Beef getting a nasty ass rotten pastrami egg roll, and I realized I would like some Asian pussy. Is there a place nearby? I am looking for Chinese, Korean, Japanese, Thailand-ese skanks. -ALP "The Hong…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

Good Visit and good place

Ybor Strip used to be my favorite club many, many years ago when I lived in Tampa. Now I only get out to a club once or twice a year, and only some…

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A sign of the times?

CHICAGO (WBBM NEWSRADIO) -- What seemed like a good idea to the owner of an Elgin strip club to stay open to give people a diversion, turned out to be unsuccessful. Blackjacks Gentlemen’s Club does not fall under the same rules…

The Go-Go Rama

Laurence Harbor, New Jersey

Had more fun watching girls at Sandy Hook nude beach!!!

Ok first bad sign,not many cars in parking lot. Second bad sign entrance price doubled to $20. Drinks were the usual $7. Told the rules by some over weight bouncer. Must wear mask,dancers all wore…

Politics

A combat Marine's opinion of Trump

I'm actually quite surprised that a liberal rag like the Cleveland Plain Dealer would publish this article but here it is.. Just as I fought to protect my Marines, Trump is fighting to protect the American Dream: Michael Logue I…

Atlantis

Ford Heights, Illinois

hope to see her again reel soon

have not been to atlantis in over 4 month so this stop was over due. first things first when i entered was given temp check and paid ten dollar cover. as soon as i walk…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Bogart's Review

Well my first visit to the "bikini bar" Bogart's. As usual there is a $5 entrance fee, then you receive your drink ticket. Place was somewhat crowed (especially at the bar) for a…

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Unexpected extras?

I know some of you have stumbled into itc extras from time to time..... first for me Stopped by a club NOT known for extras. In fact they have cameras in the vip area.... I've seen the screens at the…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Fantasy Fulfilled - Must Return!

Ok, so this is a review from January of this year when I last visited, so a lot of things that I state here won't apply given that the club is still closed, but from…

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How many times?

How many times can a city close businesses and expect them to reopen successfully reopen? I understand cities/states closing businesses like strip clubs to control covid. I can even understand some places keeping them closed 6 months later if cases…

Cheerleaders Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Cheerleaders Reopen Daytime

First day Cheerleaders reopended for day time. Temperature check at door. Had to sign a covid waiver form. This was done electronically on a tablet. The bar itself looked the same…

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Detroit Clubs-Which ones are open

What up doe motherfuckers! I am back out of jail because of Covid early release! The only thing that is bad is that I cannot find any clubs that are open. Help a brother out an let me know what…

The Go-Go Rama

Laurence Harbor, New Jersey

A Shadow of Its Former Self

Go Go Rama is an institution in NJ. They’ve done their thing so well for so long it’s disappointing to see what they are now. This is a post Covid review and there’s nothing positive…

Politics

Rachel Dolezal 2.0

Don't these moronic libs ever learn from others' lies and deceitfulness? I guess not... https://news.yahoo.com/rachel-dolezal-2-0-highlights-083300706.html https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/white-professor-who-lied-about-being-black-has-resigned/ar-BB18Sh2V?ocid=msedgntp And then there's Pocahontas... https://www.latimes.com/politics/story/2019-08-19/elizabeth-warren-native-american-dna-apology#:~:text=Democratic%20presidential%20candidate%20Elizabeth%20Warren%20offered%20a%20public,that%20has%20proved%20to%20be%20a%20big%20

10 Amazing Lap Dance Etiquette Tips for Maximum Fun

When you’re getting a strip club lap dance and you’re not sure what to do, you’ve probably got a lot of ideas and thoughts going through your head. “What should I do with my hands?” “Am I allowed to touch her?” “Can you touch strippers? Should I ask her if I can touch her?” This article will help you better understand lap dance etiquette. What is Appropriate During a Strip Club Lap Dance? Lap dance etiquette and touching policy are hotly debated issues among not only strip club enthusiasts, but even gentlemen’s club owners and staff. It’s important to know that every club will have its own general policy with regard to how much you can touch the girls. Also its important to know that each girl will have…

The St. James

Houston, Texas

Going Boldly Where I Probably Should Not Have Gone

I made my first foray back to one of my favorite dens of depravity. Given the on-going pandemic, I was not expecting much. I certainly wasn’t disappointed. Not much is precisely what I got. I…

J's Bar & Grill

Northlake, Illinois

No speak English good

First time at this bar/club/restaurant. Not sure what it is. However, I saw one Hispanic with the nicest body. This place is easy to get to on the Mannheim strip of want to be strip…

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Another 2AMer for Atlanta.

Two people were injured in a shooting outside a northwest Atlanta strip club early Wednesday morning, police said. Officers responded to a call about gunfire outside the Blue Flame Lounge on Harwell Road around 1:45 a.m. and found two men with…

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If you guys don't mind

I'd like to introduce you to my new girlfriend And best of all she's a diehard Trump supporter - it was love at first MAGA rally: https://tuscl.net/photo/5439/

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OT:1,000 Americans move to Florida EVERY DAY as families abandon northern cities

Title says it all (and oh yeah - "pics or it didn't happen"): https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8706685/Almost-1-000-people-Florida-day-coming-Northern-cities-amid-pandemic.html

Club Platinum

Atlanta, Georgia

Platinum - More like tarnished silver

On Labor Day night, my aim was Tattletales, but alas, they were closed. So, I rolled the block or two down to Platinum to check it out for the first time. To my surprise, open…

Fox Club Cabaret

Missoula, Montana

Nice club. Frigid girls.

This club was pretty clean for a Montana strip club. It was quite large with a main stage, two smaller stages and a large area between the stages and the private dance area.…

Inner Room Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

Dead Business

The place is certainly not a relaxed atmosphere. Too many rules, too many ways to take your money and a lack of talent. The virus has caused a lot of the problems, but the modernization…

Sugar 44 Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

No more floor dance

It’s been a real long time I’ve visited ANY clubs. I’ve been waiting and see if they can get their act together before taking that risk. Sugar 44 has always been my favorite…

Divas Men's Club

Austin, Texas

Good value, very annoying.

The good: average value, lots of above average girls, large tv setup, BYOB The bad: same problems Pre-Rona: lots of sitting girls with no interaction, stage show non existent, Disinterested mgmt. **if you want to talk, you…

Jet Strip

Inglewood, California

Still enjoy it.

Always need to kick off a review with the basics: cover is like $6 or $11 - you can get an easy discount by doing the email promo from their website (and likely get away…

Blue Sapphire Gentlemen's Club

West Haven, Utah

First trip to Utah club

This was my first time to a club in Utah and if they're all like this I'm sorry for the guys living here. The interior is all blue LED lighting, it was clean and inviting.…

XXXV Gentleman's Club

Sayerville, New Jersey

High Cost for What?

This was my first and only visit since the pandemic - and since this place burnt down. I would likely never go back to this place... Pulled in around 11:30pm. Immediately a $10 parking…

Diamond Men's Club

Cleveland, Ohio

It's been years..

It's been years since I've been here, 10, maybe more. In the past when I clubbed in the flats my stops were always Hustler and Christies. I have been to Hustler within the past year…

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Peace Prize

Trump nominated for Nobel peace prize? That's so funny.

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“The top people in the Pentagon want to do nothing but fight wars so all of thos

Title couldn’t say it all: “The top people in the Pentagon want to do nothing but fight wars so all of those wonderful companies that make the bombs and make the planes and make everything else stay happy." ~ Donald J Trump ~…

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Tear to my eye...😁

https://twitter.com/i/status/1303478002077044736

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How many times is enough do otc girl?

Some move on after 4 times so get something different pad stats of how many fuked. A good one I will do a long time lots of sessions.

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Affirmative action comes to the Oscars

Well it won't be fully implemented until 2024 but it looks like soon a movie won't be considered for best picture unless at least one of the actors is a black/brazilian/preop/transgender/woman that portrays a climate change scientist that owns a…

Club Rouge

Portland, Oregon

First time in a club

It was my first strip club experience last year and I must say it was very welcoming. VIP room was worth it and the girls were very welcoming. If things get better post-Covid I would definitely go back after they

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Reopening?

The website said it's opening tomorrow September 9th! For the love of god could someone please visit and update us to the lineup and lapdance status. I'm contemplating flying out this Friday!

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Good lineup!

A Welcome return! This place has turned me off for a few years. Decided to return because not many other clubs were consistent with any talented performers. At least Hiliter has girls showing up on…

G String

Akron, Ohio

Happy Man

Stopped at Lucky Corner around 3 PM, the parking lot sucks, got in there from the back, this place is very small , not too many customer were there, there were only about 3-4 dancers…

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Brooklyn, IL massage parlor.

I went to a massage parlor in Brooklyn, IL last week at 3:30 am. It was staffed by EBONY chics. I’m use to ASIANS. Holy fuck, they give BBBJS. I’m fucking HOOKED! I’m betting they give BB…

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First Strip Club Song

What is the first song you remember hearing in a strip club? This will date some of us. The first song I heard in a strip club was "Fame" by David Bowie. It had come out the year…

Bonita Flats Saloon

Olathe, Kansas

What a difference a day makes

Visited last week, Tuesday & Wednesday. Have always enjoyed Bonita Flats on visits to KC, but it has been over two years since last visit. Arrived on Tuesday between 6-7 and there was very little…

Studio 4

Windsor, Ontario

Studio 4 Friday night

Since Silvers has yet to open in this Corona Virus 19 environment and Cheetahs and Leopards can get too damn expensive, with cover charges, VIP charges and high drink prices, I decided to visit Studio…

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TUSCL Lurkers, What's Up?

There haven't been as many newcomer questions lately. Anything the lurker crowd wants to hear about but doesn't see in discussion because we're recycling the same topics over and over? I don't post a lot of hobby questions anymore because…

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....how in the world do you access club reviews...?

I have not tried to look at reviews since the site has been redone but it is now by county...? I just tried to find info about St. Louis, it gave me 4 counties and I know there are decent clubs…

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Cover Songs

What are songs you have listened to that didn't know where covers or the cover is better than the original. I had no idea this was a Bob Seeger song because I don't like Bob Seeger. The cover of Get out…

Dallas Cabaret North

Dallas, Texas

Too early...Apparently!

A friend of mine came to visit from out of town (Atlanta). After spending much of the day showing him around Dallas, we decided to hit up a couple stripclubs (typically, that's what we do…

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I was wrong, BLM is really a peaceful organization

But look at all of these white people going crazy in the video! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpNx_xoh6Iw&feature=youtu.be

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Ma clubs

Heading to mass. In a couple weeks. Has anyone been to Mardi Gras , lantern or other clubs in that area? Are they any good? Thanks

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Similar, but not exactly the same.

First time I have gone back into Bogarts, since Covid. Wanted to see for myself how they were situated. The lot was about half full. Entered as usual. Wore my mask. No temperature check. I…

Carl's Bar

Stone Park, Illinois

Sunday night

Haven't been to Carl's since January, and being labor day weekend I figured I'd make the trip here. I showed up at about 930 and it kinda looked dead on the outside but the bouncer…

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The Ghost of Monger Future

You ever read posts on TUSCL and think "if I don't change my ways this could be me in a few years"?

Johnny A's Hitching Post

Paterson, New Jersey

The Hitching Post is back!

So, in NJ some strip clubs opened on Friday, Sept 4th. I decided to check out the Hitching Post on Saturday, Sept 5th. The layout has been reviewed many times before. No…

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South Florida

When are you going to open? Haha!!! Tampa, Cocoa Beach, Jacksonville seem to be back to almost normal but still waiting on the news of South Florida. Papa helps us out.

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I can't wait for these debates coming up

For the arguing, fighting, whatever, we finally get a chance to see it all play out head to head on the 29th. It's like some Ali/Frazier/Superbowl level shit, I could see 120 million plus watching it. Both guys have been…

J's Bar & Grill

Northlake, Illinois

Reliable

First ever visit on a recommendation from a local monger. Weird set up and the main bar inside wasn't open, plus it seems to have taken over part of a closed restaurant next door. Very…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

Good to be back, to Ybor

I had not been to Fla in quite a while, certainly pre-Corona, but as i did get back last week. I really wanted to see how Scarlett's was doing with all the masking and social…

Lido Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

Fun club with alcohol now available again.

I was in Florida last week and was in and out of the Cocoa Beach area several times during that week. I went to Lido 5 times in the evening, on a Saturday, Sunday,…

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Austin 2AMer.

AUSTIN, TX — Travis County Sheriff's Office detectives are investigating what they described as a possible homicide after a man was assaulted at an area strip club last week, officials said Monday. In an emailed advisory, a sheriff's office spokesperson said…

Fantasia

Huntsville, Alabama

Caramel Starr impresses

After a day of club hopping and boredom I decided to try my luck at Fantasia before I left town. $5 cover charge and $6 beer and I was off to find a sit…

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Where’s the best place for extras in Indiana

Best clubs for extras

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Two visits

This review is a culmination of trips over two weeks. The first trip was in the first week of August on a Wednesday night. The club had just recently reopened. I got there at 10…

The Getaway Lounge

Plymouth, Pennsylvania

Try another time!

I normally visit the clubs in New Jersey so this one was WAY different. First all white girls who looked like they gained more than the Covid 19 lbs!!! I got a beer, the…

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Tucson 2AMer.

A man was fatally shot in the parking lot of a strip club near the Tucson airport, officials said. Around 2 a.m. Sunday, officers responded to the parking lot of Christie's Cabaret, 6608 South Tucson Blvd., to a report of…

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Serenity at Sacramento Gold Club

Was getting friendly with Serenity at the Sacramento Gold Club. Had a couple long dances with her and was looking forward to more before the Coof put an end to things. We traded numbers but I lost hers. Does anyone…

Club Platinum

Atlanta, Georgia

Labor Day visit

This was my fifth visit to Platinum since my first one on July 4. It was my best visit of the 5. Arrived just before noon because I really dislike valet. Parked in…

Delilah's Den Of Hazlet

Keansburg, New Jersey

Delilahs on a Sunday night.

Went on a Sunday night and sat at the bar and was approached by bartender to ask what my choice of drink was and to take my temperature. Most WOC that night but wasn’t complaining…

Hidden Gem Club

Spring City, Pennsylvania

Afternoon PitStop

I was in area cruising the backroads and decided to may pit stop here around 4:30. Cover was $10 which included your first drink and pizza or hot dog. Due to COVID, they…

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Atlanta club "ARE" allowed to be open on Sundays.

I don't know when the law was changed but seeing the review for Fannies on Sunday got me searching for the regulation. I found it under Fulton County which includes Atlanta. Under business codes Adult Entertainment Article lll section 18-79 regulations. (7)Adult…

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Rap Music and how it empowers females

So topic of the day. Rap music is often seen as demeaning to females. Recently the song WAP comes to mind. As funny as it is people crucified this song because of its lyrics and content but i say why?…

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Covid Update??

I haven’t been on this board bc I haven’t been dancing. I have a BA and I got a regular job and it’s been fine until this week, a person quit and I took on all their job duties…

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DMV Area These Days

What's going on in the DMV/DC area these days? I see that Camelot "closed". Anywhere open? I used to go to Ebony Inn, Showcase Theater, and sometimes Papermoon. And what's the mask policy like at places that are open? Most…

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Founder - Can we have our numbers back ?

Founder, I am not complaining. Well, maybe just a little. A few months ago, you took away the numbers on each person's profile page. The number of Reviews, Topics Started, Articles, Comments, etc.…

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The constant bickering is getting annoying

I don’t enjoy this website any longer too many negative people coming on here for no reason other than to shitpost and flame other posters

Cheeks

Wilmington, Delaware

Sunday after Covid

Plenty of parking 10 dollar cover, ID checked but not scanned. wanded for weapons. bar is decent size with a main stage inside the bar so the dancers are 4 feet from the bar.…

Club Paradise

Toronto, Ontario

First Visit Post-Lockdown

As Toronto entered Stage 3 of re-opening recently, I decided to take the plunge and visit a SC for the first time since before the lockdown was imposed in March. I had considered the Brass Rail…

Jimmy's Gentlemens Club

Chicago Heights, Illinois

Big Fish In A Small Pond

This place is a far cry from how it used to be. Saturday nights used to be "lit" at this spot. I remember girls walking around all over the place with each table…

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Another Atlanta 2AMer.

ATLANTA — Atlanta Police responded to Emory University Hospital Midtown early Monday morning in reference to a person shot. The officer met with the victim who said he was shot in the leg. He told police he was inside a…

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OT: WORLD'S FASTEST PITCH

i thought ardolis chapman had this in the bag. but then i saw this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqidD7kVnxY

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'LIL RED RIDING HOOD CUNT

you had this dream. in order to make that dream happen you had to sacrifice things in life for your goal to make that dream happen. that dream was to have your own store. to make it a success you're…

Landing Strip

Waupaca, Wisconsin

Not bad

I've driven past here many times and finally decided to stop. It's right off of Hwy 10, but to get there you need to take the exit about a mile west of the club and…

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High Mileage Strippers

Haha you fell for the click bait. I'm wonder about dancers for whom it's a multi-hour round-trip from where they live to where they dance. I'm not sure all of them realize they need to allow for at…

Club Platinum

Atlanta, Georgia

Labour Day Weekend at Club Platinum

This review is as a result of my visit to Club Platinum on Saturday September 5th, 2020. The reason for my visit to this particular club was because it has been dubbed the new follies by…

Fannie's

South Fulton, Georgia

A tale of 2 visits

The tale of 2 visits. Saturday arrived at 4:30, pretty bartender, good attentive staff and about 8 girls. Stage in front when you walk in and a second one beyond that, bar to the left.…

Club Platinum

Atlanta, Georgia

Labor Day weekend

This is a review for the weekend. Decided to make a stop by Platinum to see if any of the regular Follies girls were going to be there. It seems the hype has die down…

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The type of coon white people here love.Dick tucked between legs tap dancing Smh

https://twitter.com/AlwaysActions/status/1291235654064635904?s=20 This is the only type of black man that white people love. He’s one of the types that dumb Tin foil hat fag pistola keeps trying to feed us. I can’t stand a weak minded nigga, they might as well…

Fantasy

Hammond, Indiana

Changes on day shift make it go from bad to worse

It's no secret that I have been a somewhat frequent visitor to the day shift at Fantasy, enough to know the dancers, bouncer, and other staff on a first name basis. A little over…

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Scottsdale AZ.

I recently moved to Scottsdale AZ and started a job a couple months ago driving a short bus. Most of the passengers are easy going and fun to deal with. I do have one passenger who is a bit…

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Atlanta Cheetah 3AM shooting.

ATLANTA — Atlanta Police are investigating gunfire in Midtown that ultimately damaged multiple vehicles parked outside a well-known adult entertainment venue on Sunday. Police said the shooting happened just before 3 a.m. at 887 Spring St. NW - the address of…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Labor Day Weekend at Bogarts

I visited Bogarts on Sunday afternoon of Labor Day weekend around 4pm. The entry fee was $5. No changes to the club layout from my visit in July of last year that I can recall.…

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IP addresses

How do you all feel about having up addresses posted with each comment?

On The Border

Franklin, Wisconsin

The "new" OTB is a real improvement

My first review of OTB in a little over two years. I'm not sure when my last visit was, but this trip raised the bar entirely. I won't describe the layout, because that's easy to…

Desert Flame

Mesa, Arizona

It's open but only for stage shows.

Was driving by and saw that there were cars in parking lot and sign said open. Figured what the hell. Had given up going to this place a year ago but figured since…

Carnival Book Store

Brooklawn, New Jersey

Champagne

What's everyone thoughts?

Lusty Adventures

Akron, Ohio

Afternoon Visit

Haven't been out much since all this Covid-19 started and the clubs opened up, but decided to make a stop at Lusty's to see if any of the rumors that blonde Jamie had cancer were…

McDoogals

Riviera Beach, Maryland

COVID reunion

Paid a rare visit to McDoogals while all of the city clubs were closed due to COVID. I hadn’t been there in years. I have fond memories of my first visit over a decade ago,…

Exotic Kitty's

Bakersfield, California

Differences

This review won't go too in depth since there isn't much to be said about the club that hasn't been said before, just going over some of the biggest differences to me. Lay out of…

Penthouse Club Baltimore

Baltimore, Maryland

Re-opening Attempt 2

The Penthouse Club re-opened Labor Day weekend. It’s not one of my regular clubs, but it’s the only game in town right now. The club opened at 5PM and had to close at 10PM…

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Flu shots.

They won't stop you from getting the flu but they will lessen the effects if you do get it. With the COVID-19 pandemic complicating things, I think it is wise to get one. It's cheap insurance. I got mine Friday…

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One of my favorite songs by the great John Maus

https://youtu.be/GgxVktBNZjY

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Info

Clubs are opening outside of nyc... I want to work in either Long Island, Connecticut or New Jersey. Any one have any info on the clubs in those areas. I want to start back working? Yes a customers perspective is useful…

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NOT QUITE PANTS ON FIRE

whoever threw that molotov - see how the results are an epic fail when one may have been raised as a participation trophy case piece of shit. he does do a real good tim robbins imitation though.

Politics

Meat72 said this-White people don’t give a shit what you think. They’re too busy

This mf retarded 😂😂😂😂.

Politics

White people here want us to think like them

They keep trying to brainwash us to be weak and think like them. Keep fighting the good fight my people. Don’t worry, I see a lot of you coons out there on this site too, y’all don’t gotta ride, I…

Politics

Peaceful Biden Voters Dancing

Please make sure sound is on. I repeat sound Needs to be on. https://twitter.com/TRHLofficial/status/1302599543767412736?s=19 Have a great Sunday guys. Don't forget sound needs to be on.

Pink Pony

Atlanta, Georgia

A laborious effort on Labor Day weekend

This is the review of Friday and Saturday night: This place seems to keep drawing me back in because of the atmosphere and it’s sports bar sort of feel to it especially with all the…

Oasis Goodtime Emporium

Atlanta, Georgia

Trip 3’s , Quad 4’s and One 7

The title of my review pretty much sums up the talent. Don’t know what the attraction is of this place. But who am I. And I keep coming back trying to find a diamond in…

Dream Girls

Lake Station, Indiana

More of the same post-COVID

Ended up at Dream Girls after a poor experience upstairs at Deja Vu. DGs is the 18+ downstairs portion of the club. No cover, masks mandatory. Everything felt clean and distancing was attempted. I counted…

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

First time to the Landing Strip

I have made a return trip to Disneytroit for the third year in a row. I decided to hit up the Landing Strip for the first visit after a Saturday afternoon visit to Flight Club…

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Top TV shows all time

I'm trying to see what y'all got, maybe I can get it into it. My list in no particular order 1. South Park 2. Wire 3. Office 4. Parts Unknown/Layover/No Reservations (All same shit, anything with Bourdain I'm in) 5. Simpsons (although I got a…

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Dallas 2AMer.

DALLAS - Dallas police are investigating a shooting early Saturday morning that left a man in critical condition. The shooting happened just after 3 a.m., when someone heard shots fired outside the gentlemen’s club, Zona Rosa Cabaret, located on Regal Row,…

Acropolis

Portland, Oregon

Nice enough

Stopped in Portland for a day in the midst of a long, long drive, and found out that Acropolis was open again. Stopped in to get some dinner and eye candy, and to see what…

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I am distressed that five people ignore me.

I know I’m a Tijuana guy. butt... still ???

Politics

“there is another dumb fuck country on earth willing to pay for foreign losers t

Title couldn’t say it all: “there is another dumb fuck country on earth willing to pay for foreign losers to live well” https://tuscl.net/discussion/73446/ ~ skibum609 ~ White Privileged Pot Smoker ~ TUSCL Profile, Dec 2007 - Aug 2020 ~ Massachusetts Very close to, what Greta said: “Our biosphere…

Platinum West

West Columbia, South Carolina

Literally unmemorable

I would love to report on the actual quality of my dances, but I can’t. As far as I can tell, I was drugged in the VIP room after taking the one, lackluster girl who…

Tattletale Lounge

Atlanta, Georgia

Don't Come Before 10 At Night

Arrived on a Friday night around 9. Valet wasn’t there so parking was free. This continued at the front door which was also unoccupied so no cover. I believe parking is normally…

Vegas Video, Arcade, and Spa

Sweet Springs, Missouri

Sweet time in Sweet Springs, MO

So, even more than normal, Founder deserves an assist in a big way for this one. Let me explain. With the new website (that honestly I am still learning how to negotiate) some things seem…

Cafe Cleopatra

Montréal, Quebec

An overdue review

A review long overdue. I visited around 11 PM on a Wednesday or Thursday, I forget exactly which. It was a while ago, when you could still travel to Montreal from the US. I was there…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

3rd club experience in Phoenix and 3rd club since pandemic lockdown

This is my third club in PHX and the third club since the lockdowns started in March. Earlier this week I stopped by Bourbon Street and Chrities Tempe. By far I had the most fun here…

Scarlett’s San Antonio

San Antonio, Texas

Too Many Hotheads, Avoid Unless You Like That Sort of Thing

PSA: Early morning on Thursday, August 27 at around 3:15am there was a shooting here. You can Google it, and a sample headline is "Security guard shoots man who fired AK-47 at XTC Cabaret, police…

Politics

US Surpasses Sweden in COVID-19 Deaths Per Capita

Sweden didn't shutdown their economy and took the full brunt of the Coronavirus head on. Because of this their COVID-19 deaths per One Million population swelled to over 550 deaths for every million people, by the start of July. The U.S.…

DV8

Portland, Oregon

Still building back towards normal

One more trip here while I was back in town; I stopped in on Monday afternoon right around 5, which is also right around shift change right now it seems. COVID restrictions still in place…

Playboy Club: New Paradise Like the Old Paradise

There's a part of me that wanted to write a more detailed review, since the club is technically a new club. But the reality is the club doesn't really rate a deluxe review. It is…

Crystal City Restaurant - Gentleman's Club

Arlington, Virginia

Nice views, No action

Essentially 2 rooms - a larger non-smoking room with a bar and several tables with a full stage. And a smaller more intimate smoking bar room with a couple of tables with a small stage.…

The Filly Gentlemen's Club

Smithton, Pennsylvania

Back at the Filly

First time in the club since COVID. The cover was $20, lap dances were $20 for one song and rooms were $135/20 minutes. Due to the COVID the free has been eliminated, but there were…

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OT: WTF?

I am trying to log into my old 401K account (Fidelity) and it tells me that my pin is locked - in the past if I've had a log-in issue I can call the 1-800 # any time day or…

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

Regulars are King - Post Covid

After an expensive recon visit to FC, I figured I'd venture out to LS and check it out post Covid. Valet is still $7 and no valet ticket is given for your key. Walk up…

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Is Cashman from the east coast still on?

Just curious....

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publicly nude rugby in New Zealand...? wtf

ok, so i'm late to the party--if you're already heard about / or are familiar with this... the other day, online, i stumbled across this 'recent tradition' of public, nude rugby matches in new zealand where, since 2004 a team of…

Trumpps

Detroit, Michigan

Couple quick visits post-COVID

I have stopped by this place a couple times over the last couple months. A couple times during the day in June/July, it was pretty quiet. A few patrons at the bar, hardly anyone at…

Millennium Cabaret

Bedford, New Hampshire

A great first visit

Stopped by for the first time yesterday (Friday of labor day weekend) and I had a great time! My wife of all people suggested we go. We got there around 6:00 pm and paid the 10$…

Night Trips OKC

Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

OKC During COVID

My strip club fast had ended with this club. Since I live a state where COVID has shutdown all bars/clubs for an indefinite period, my voyage to Oklahoma was my first strip club voyage…

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A math problem

If George is 68 and his girlfriend is 22, how much money does George have?

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Lets go down a dark road,

Has anyone seen a family member work as a dancer? I was sitting with a dancer years ago who said her step brother visited the club buut did not sit up front when she was on stage:-P

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Wishful thinking

I wish there were from Chicago guys here!

XTC Cabaret Austin

Austin, Texas

A decent scene with great dancers being run into the ground with shit ass managing

Been going every Sunday near closing time 0500 for a little over a month now. The club may very well be different on other days. The location: good enough part of town.…

Heart Breakers

Milwaukee, Wisconsin

Better than expected

I went in on Sunday night at around 12:30 and the club closed around 2. The cover charge was $10 and i got an angry orchard for $6.50. There was only one bouncer there so…

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Curious

So are most guys favorite clubs open now? Are any clubs still closed in any areas? I've kind of hid myself from all this covid crap and dont watch the news or read internet articles anymore for months now. Xoxox Jane

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The Bureaucratic End of the Bourbon Street Strip Club

"While the city cites public safety, and the protection of women as reasons for the closure, strip club workers understand these actions not only as an assault on their jobs, but also on their place as bearers of culture in…

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Onlyfans is like window shopping

...except you PAY TO LOOK at the latest goods and services. At least in my opinion. And from what I've been learning, most of these women give you the same content as you would find in their social media for…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Best I've seen Baby Dolls Ever!

Baby Dolls has been my Dallas go-to for years. I was there Friday night from 9p-1130p. The place was empty for pre-COVID BBDs norm as far as customers go, but there was maybe a hundred…

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Dear Yabba Jabba (aka #bidensfluffer):

Since you love YT clips, here’s one for you from all of us: https://youtu.be/OLpeX4RRo28 Signed, All of TUSCL - For those of you that are hearing-impaired, lyrics are as follows: Shut the fuck up You're a fucking cunt Shut the fuck up You're a stupid cunt, suck my dick Shut…

The Ball Gentleman's Club

Knoxville, Tennessee

They can touch you but you can't touch them

I was passing through TN last month and decided I would give this play a try. There's a bar attached to the club ($6 beers) and the entry fee was $12. I got some change…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

FC Rookie Post Covid Visit

This is my first visit to the famed Flight Club so it'll be long winded as are most of my reviews. Arrived around 730 Labor Day weekend. Valet refused to let me self park and…

The St. James

Houston, Texas

The Church is still doing Well

I went to the church on Saturday night at around 7 pm. It wasn’t too busy at the time due to covid. I went upstairs for a bit and got a drink. Although I like…

Ole Glory Daze

Akron, Ohio

Afternoon delight at OGD

It's been awhile since I was in Akton but I recalled having some fun at this establishment In the past and so I stopped by once again on a Wednesday afternoon about 5:00. No cover…

Club 390

Chicago Heights, Illinois

Got the stopwatch out!

I haven't been to 390 in over a year (damned pandemic) but it was off my radar screen because of how badly they shorten songs. I get that keeps the money flowing and all…

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Indianapolis clubs reopening and club ratings

The mayor of Indianapolis just announced strip clubs here can reopen. My favorite local club, Brad's Brass Flamingo, says on their Facebook page they will reopen on September 8th. I've always gone more by total number of reviews here as…

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Having my cake and pie

So I think I'm wise enough to pull it off Got a solid bitch to stay at the house for steady pussy.. She is 10 years younger than me but face a bit busted.. OK body. Her selling points is damn…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Barely a Strip Club

OVERVIEW Club Desire is very accessible from I-95, located almost under an overpass. While the area is more industrial, I felt safe entering and exiting the locale. Parking lot is ample and spacious. I arrived about…

Club Platinum

Atlanta, Georgia

Swing and a miss...

This review is actually from 10 days ago. This was my second trip to check out Platinum and I was hoping for incremental improvement from my first visit. Alas, it was not to…

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Connecting with strippers from my past

Been having fun sticking a few old favorits on my payroll and enjoying just blessing their lives since neither one of them are dancing these days

Bare Elegance

Inglewood, California

Reopened as "outdoor dining"

They reopened this week using their patio area. Dances are available, no stage shows. 7pm-3am so far

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Black and brown men, do y’all feel stereotyped I’m strip clubs?

Idk man, I feel like they make rules so we can’t come in, but the funny thing is, we’re the ones willing to come inside and actually spend money. Girls spend time with us and say that bs like “…

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Social Cock/Clit-Blocking Customers

I figured I'd share with you mongers the type of customer that I'm talking about that I seem to run into at least once every couple club stops I make - some more or less worse than others. I went…

Deja Vu Showgirls Springfield

Springfield, Illinois

COVID

Has anyone been there is the last 3 months? What are the changes due to COVID?

Blackjack's Gentlemen's Club

South Elgin, Illinois

Ghost Town

Ok, I know this will probably be knocked out of being posted because there is little info, but that little info is pertinent. I was driving through on a Wednesday about 5PMish.…

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What would you say to someone who wanted to spent the most money in a strip club

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Bottoms Up

Irvington, New Jersey

Will BU reopen?

Starting today NJ allows restaurants and "drinking establishments" to begin seating indoors. I was heading up the Parkway and thought I'd check in just to see if there was any indication of a reopening. Went by at noon (when they…

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Open , hoping the dancers will be back too!

Yes Henry's is open. Parked in the free lot and walked in. The smell of stale cigarettes smoke was absent. Of course everyone was smoking except me. $5 cover but…

Angels Erotic Lounge

Clearwater, Florida

Not worth the hassle.

Parking lot to the side and back of the place. Well lit, felt safe going in at dark. Had to give if and fill out paperwork regarding Covid. Didn’t have to wear a mask but…

Club Platinum

Atlanta, Georgia

I recommend

Around 2010, I started visited Follies and for my experience at the time, the mileage and talent was unquestionably solid. Around 2018, I became exclusively day shift and realized the diversity of talent and mileage far exceeded the night shift. I…

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EXTRAS and HIGH mileage with BIG FAKE TITS eastern US

So, This weekend I have off sat sun and mon. I will be starting my journey from the central NC area and heading out. Right now Im planning on Tampa. Had great experiences at scarletts and I speak spanish. Any…

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Review Grades

I was wondering what were your guys interpretations of the three review P's now. Place, People, Price. The names have changed over the years so I'm wondering has your meaning and the way you grade changed as well? Here's mine. Place-The…

Fantasy

West Babylon, New York

Afternoon fun with Timber

Stopped in at xdreams on Friday last week and saw Timber , kind of a rocker milf . Paid 30 for the room and 100 tip to her. Very pleasant personally . A little chit…

The St. James

Houston, Texas

Lunch time trip to Church - Post Covid

I am sick of social distancing so decided to go check out what was being offered at church. I got there right before noon on Wednesday 9/2. I paid the 5$ cover…

Politics

Biden “Press Conference”

Is on now. The fawning, obsequious softball questions being lobbed by the so called reporters are pathetic. I just had lunch so I had to stop watching because I don’t want to throw up.

Tattletales

Levittown, Pennsylvania

Go for Happy Hour

Since Philly/NJ has closed clubs I’ve been going to different spots that are open. The first time I came here, there was more ladies and the vibe was more fun. They probably had 15 ladies…

Lusty Adventures

Akron, Ohio

Check this one off the list...

Made it to Lusty’s on a Thursday afternoon. As stated prior there were only about 4 or 5 places to sit at the bar that is on the right as you enter. There…

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Woman super glued her pussy closed. No it's not Floriduh.

Full story: https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/woman-glued-up-vagina-attempt-22621636?ICID=ref_fark

American Bush

South Salt Lake, Utah

Hot girls, boring VIP

Walked into this place after being in town for a bit I had been there a year ago and had a decent time so I decided to give it another try. The have done some…

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OT: In case you wanna get your hands on a newer model car

... and not spend a lot of $$$: "Texas Woman Pretends That Ford F-250 Is Hers, Has It Towed To Home" https://fordauthority.com/2020/09/texas-woman-pretends-that-ford-f-250-is-hers-has-it-towed-to-home/

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Prince Andrew (friend of Jeffrey Epstein) called pedophile at Buckingham Palace.

Title couldn’t say it all: “Prince Andrew has come under increased pressure to speak to the FBI about Jeffrey Epstein's alleged child sex trafficking crimes after protests erupted outside Buckingham Palace.” “Footage of angry demonstrators chanting “paedophile” outside the Palace gates has…

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, Illinois

Ice cold beer

After reading reviews decided to give it a try. First cover is 10.00 and beer is 1.50 best part of entire visit. Ordered beer and found a table not to far from stage that is…

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Joe Biden on to Catch a Predator (Fan Made)

one of the best tv shows of all time. anyway, just ran into this moments ago: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FnZKBSchuhQ

House Of Lancaster

Toronto, Ontario

Decent time

This visit is from from 2 weeks ago. I haven’t been to House in almost 2 years. I used to be a regular off & on for a long TBH, in my younger stupider years…

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UGLY ANTIFA MOTHERFUCKERS

seen the mugs of these ugly fucks? i guess they thought that joining a rioting gang would help them get laid. they each look like they''re a chromosome or two short of being a certified retard. and the girls? i've seen…

Politics

BLACK LIVES MATTER

Don’t need a hashtag to say it, wrote it just because ✊🏿✊🏾 Love my people, we gonna get justice for the fallen Kings and Queens! ❤️🏁

Club Fantasies

Providence, Rhode Island

Good to see some T & A again.

I stopped in today (Thursday) around 4 and was surprised to see a decent amount of cars in the parking lot. Haven't been since the shit hit the fan! The typical temperature check, phone and…

Hot Florida Nights

This story took place roughly seventeen years ago with my ex who I still keep in touch with. At the time my then wife Tracy and I were very much fitness nuts. I am Latino and considered good looking and at that time I was a trainer and a champion bodybuilder. Tracy is a 5'10 long legged, large breasted bubble butt hot blonde with green/blue eyes. We already had what you could call an adventurous sex life. At the time we were heavy into the nightlife scene and partied quite regularly and often we mixed extacy and ghb it's a dangerous mix that lowers your inhibitions to basically none and your sexual arousals is through the roof ( this is…

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Star Wars Themed Peep Show

https://youtu.be/w5i9IrBsMTg?t=147 Hey I wanted Princess Leia not Luke Skywalker. And LOL at those master level PL's with the heads in the windows of the jack shacks. I could never do that.

Lipstick Cabaret

Tulsa, Oklahoma

Surprisingly nice time

I was in Tulsa in mid August 2020 and had some time on a Monday evening so I decided to check out Lipstick Cabaret. When I got there they took my temp and I…

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Lotto Gambling - Ever Done It?

So I’m involved with a group... Everyday people wager on what the Illinois Fireball 3 “Fireball” number will be. The number is 0 through 9 (0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9) and its picked…

Oasis Goodtime Emporium

Atlanta, Georgia

Oasis

Been two months since my last visit, so I thought I would make a quick stop in. As always, plenty of parking. There is a sign for VIP parking and it costs $5.…

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Titties and Beer

Per Gammanu95's request, a titty and beer thread. What's your favorite. Perky B/C cup with medium size pink areolas and inverted nipples that pop when you play with them. King Sue from Toppling Goliath.

Politics

Advocating people should break the law?

I rarely post in political threads or start threads in political discourse but I'd be interested to know what you guys think of Trump saying people should break the law with regard to voting, if indeed the reports are true?

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Muted content

with the worst trolls ignored - iceywhitey, yadda yadda, tjcunt, and the joke- there are officially more muted discussions than not in my feed. What the fuck, people? Clubs are opening up. Coeds are returning to…