Weird roller-coaster of a ride, saved by the Butt-Plug

I’ve been wanting to hit Cowboys since it was closed when I tried to go there last Sunday, and it’s got decent reviews. I had another chance to take a trip to Lexington, so I headed out and got to the club around 5:30 pm. I entered the front door, and the mandatory mask rule was explained to me and my temp was taken. The signs and door guy said if you’re out of your seat, you need a mask. It was standard strip club tables/chairs and the stage was kind of an “L” shape so that two dancers could be on at one time. There was a “couch room” that had a couple half-couches randomly placed, but there were no barriers in between them. It was out of sight of the main room, but if there was more than one dance going on, you were exposed to everyone in there.

There were about 6-7 girls I could see at the tables, most of them were gathered around a couple regulars and on their cell phones. There were all Caucasian women there at the time, and they ranged from spinners to a slightly chubby build. Most were decent looking, but no real standouts. This is where it goes up and down like a roller coaster. I was approached by a very friendly and hot waitress, probably the hottest woman in the club. She took my drink order and looked so good in some tight pants walking away. I got my $3.25 Diet Coke (I had to drive 80 miles home so no booze) and gave her a little tip. Then it was like it was I went completely invisible. Not a single dancer talked to me as about a half-hour passes by. The stage was very active, no lulls in the action like the other place I went to. There were always two girls on stage, but they were not really dancing or taking anything off, they looked totally bored and barely moved. I was just about to get up and leave, but then I saw a couple of the night shift girls coming in the door, and they were much hotter than the days shift. So I stayed….

It’s around 6pm now, and the night shift girls are starting to pop up on stage and some of them are actually pulling out a titty or two, so it’s looking promising, but still no panties are coming off on stage. Then I spot a tiny little thing on stage 2, very thin, rock hard brunette with a deep tan. She drops the top, and I can see some very perky bolt-ons, so I’m more interested. The second song starts, the panties hit the stage and are tossed away… Now I see the butt-plug!!! and I’m jumping up, out of my seat with my tip in hand. She gives me a good eye-level view of the kitty and butt-plug, then the titty-to-face thank you for the tip. I ask her to come to the table when she is done and she agrees.