Fantasy Unfulfilled

Soooo, I had only been here once before. I have been reading the reviews about this joint for years, especially the daytime festivities that used to take place. I’m about 45-1hr drive away which isn’t that huge of a deal, but rarely was I off in the daytime to get a chance to stop in for some intense investigation. Needless to say, I believe that this is an era that I simply missed out on.

I made the drive over Tuesday night out of boredom, desperation (pretty much all Chitownland clubs are closed), and curiosity. I wasn’t expecting much, but maybe I was expecting a little more than what I got.

Cover of ten bones, and a tangueray and tonic for another seven. The bartender was kinda cute and had some big tits so I tipped another $5. Other than myself, I saw about 5-6 other guys in there. I saw one girl, I think her name is Vanessa or something (?) She’s a Spanish girl with a big fake ass that looks disproportionate on her body. She went on stage and was basically just wiggling that fake ass all around. Meh...