Hoe Hoe Hoe Merry Christmas!

^^^ Charming story brother dugan. You are a truly generous rick.

I for one am taking the day off from debauchery and plan to break into the homes of cubs and apelings to leave presents that will amuse and delight. No ulterior motives...just generosity!

Well, if I happen to break into the house of a deserving little type and his mother happens to be a hottie I may pause to jack it and leave a nice present on her face. But not in a creepy way, for I am a benevolent rick. ROAR!!!

And if any of my fans are worried that some goofy hairless ape husband will wake up and shoot this rick while Imma jackin’ it and you will lose the wisdom of the ricks don’t worry.

If the husband awakens I’ll just say “hey wildebeest... you need to watch this shit and be entertained by the sight of a rick cumming on your wife’s face”. He’ll calm right down and even get into it. I’m a rick after all and he will consider it an honor to see his rick cum on his ape wife.

Then I shall take my leave, saying “let your cubs and apelings play with the toys I left...and leave the lion jizz on your wife’s face for her to enjoy in the morning. Ho Ho ROAR!!!”

@rickdugan

Pics or it didn’t happen.

Nice, heartwarming story for the season. Just wished it was a longer read like JS69’s DS novellas

I see what you did there you sly guy Ricky 😉

In case you boys don't know, Ricky bought me this for Christmas adameve.com

I think he really got it for himself! He wants me to use it on him! I got your back Ricky 😉😉😉😉😉😉😉☺☺☺☺

Heartwarming for sure...also consistent with my past "Day Job Girls" experiences, limited as they are.:)

Sadly bubba my experiences with DJGs more often than not go the other way. Her situation had to be especially bad for her to need the money even though she had a day job. Whether she will still be open to these trysts once her immediate issues subside remains to be seen.

I guess I’ve just been lucky....

Well fyi everyone, ricky had time to forget all about those day time girls. After his kids were asleep and his wife was sawing logs, we met up and had a grand time with his gift to me!

I suppose that BBC's heavy involvement in Xmas threads was inevitable. After all, even many of the gas stations are closed today. ;)

Funny, but I thought about this thread today after hearing a Christmas song in a store for the first time this holiday season. As the holidays fast approach, opportunities to make new friends should abound. I'm getting a little chubby just thinking about a holiday season as good as the one I had last year.

Anyway, I will likely start a fresh thread soon, once Christmas gets closer, but it's not quite time yet. If history is any teacher, most of these girls won't start feeling the pressure of Christmas until the week leading up to it. In the meantime I guess I'll have to squirrel a little something extra aside to accomodate the Christmas rush. :)

That's pretty low. Bragging about fucking a girl who needed money for Christmas

^ Get it right Icey. That's "several girls" dipshit, not "a girl." 😉

“That's pretty low. Bragging about fucking a girl who needed money for Christmas”

Here’s how Icee rolls at Christmas

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For once, I agree with Icee. Leveraging the desperation of a mom in need of money for Christmas presents for her kids into OTC is about as low as it gets. Rick is truly bottom of the barrel scum. And he acts like he’s proud of his predatory behavior.

To Rick’s point Icee, these girls were fucked before Dugan got to them.

Speaking of low, manipulative, or predatory behavior ...

tuscl.net

"Don’t be afraid to discipline her. Eventually you’ll have to. Be manipulative with her feelings. When that works it means you have her mind and her heart. If you beat her she’ll just be afraid of you. That’s a bitch move unless you really have to. If she fucks with your main bitch keys your car gets violent with you, then slap the shit out of her. One of the best ways to fuck with her is to make sure she knows you have side bitches."

"Turn the conversation to drugs. Hook her up with whatever she’s into. Better yet, get high with her. Downers, weed and coke are OK, they won’t kill you. Personally, I’d stay away from crack unless its just a diablito. I’d never get involved with someone on heroin, meth, crack or anything that’s going to make her looks go downhill fast. Its in your best interest to take control of her drug use from the start. Make sure she does the minimum to get fucked up."

"Use sex as a reward. Fuck her to fuck with her. Make her nights to let her know she’s being a good girl. If she pisses you off or does stupid shit make it clear that your side bitches will be the ones who get fucked and get to suck your dick, not her."

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Personally, I don't try to leverage a dancer's financial troubles, insecurities, or holiday anxieties into getting her to do stuff she'd otherwise not do. It's not like anyone in a strip club is an angel, but I have personal limits on how Machiavellian I'm going to be with a dancer. And while that may make it sound like I'm being a "Boy Scout", what it actually does is keep my OTC encounters fun and uncomplicated. And having those two things is a pretty big priority for me. I've done plenty of OTC, but I don't have any dramatic or entertaining OTC stories.

Whereas Rick tells stories about getting into text flame wars with stripper boyfriends who share the dancer's phone. And, if I recall correctly, there was at least one instance where a dancer broke down to tears at the end of her OTC with Rick because, with the benefit of hindsight, she deeply regretted crossing that line.

Honestly, all of that sounds dreadful to me, and I don't want those encounters in my life. But, to each their own, I guess.

Is it my fault that they didn't save up for presents and erroneously believe that they can just earn it on the last few days before Christmas?

I see this every single year, a collection of girls who wait until the last week before worrying about Christmas money, only to learn that the clubs are more lightly attended during that final week. I guess it never occurs to them that many guys may also be tapped after doing their own Christmas shopping or that they may have holiday activities to keep them busy.

Moreover, IME often these girls are not trying to collect for modest gifts. They are often looking to buy expensive electronics, undoubtedly overcompensating for whatever neglect or poor living conditions their kids endure during the year. If a girl want to fuck me so that she can buy little Johnny a game console, VR headset, high end hoverboard or some other expensive gift, that's completely her call.

The funniest part is that I will undoubtedly see some faces that I haven't seen since last Christmas season. There are a number of girls who only hit the clubs when they have extraordinary cash needs, such as during holidays, when they are planning B'day parties or when something else happens requiring extra cash (need a new car, saving for vacation, court fines, etc.). Christmas is a wonderful time to make new connections with these girls.

It's the most - wonderful time - of the year. 😉

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Oh holy hell!

OK, any dancer who agrees to fuck and/or suck, in or out of the club, an ugly, old, fat guy who is probably more than old enough to be her father, if not her grandfather, is probably succumbing to some form of economic pressure to do so, whether that be Christmas, birthdays, rent, electric, drugs, or whatever. Singling out rick's use of Christmas as somehow more egregiously predatory than some others' use of those other pressures seems more than a little hypocritical to me.

The reasons might change over time, but if anyone who meets that description thinks they got laid because of their charm and debonair good looks... well, I have some beach front property in Arizona I'd like you to take a look at.

One thing is abundantly clear, these girls solve their economic problems by resorting to the oldest profession, I know RickiBoi believes them to be low mileage, but realistically, what do you think the odds are that this was how they planned to resolve their financial problems all along, and I'd bet that RickiBoi is not their first rodeo clown

^^^ yeah good point! It’s not like old habits die with these strippers. They’re is a reason why they’ve found themselves in their predicament, and I’m sure they use sex to get out of it in the past. As long as you can put up with it, probably the quickest dollar many of them have made.

What he's really bragging about is that even hookers won't fuck him unless they're in the most desperate of situations. Given that hookers fuck anyone for money. It really makes you wonder what he's like...

===> "I know RickiBoi believes them to be low mileage, but realistically, what do you think the odds are that this was how they planned to resolve their financial problems all along, and I'd bet that RickiBoi is not their first rodeo clown"

An old man using "boi" never gets any less cringe worthy. Just sayin.' 😉

But you may be right re: some of them. But Christmas is always a time when I finally turn a few Nos to Yeses, so I suspect that it's more of a mixed bag. Also most of the girls who disappear for most of the year and then pop back in the clubs around Xmas are Day Job Girls, so they certainly aren't relying upon it as their primary means of support.

Look guys, as someone who is probably more involved with local charities than anyone else on this board, here's the reality that nobody will tell you when they are shaking you down for money:

+++ Nobody in this country ever has to go hungry, whether they have money or not. There are more food banks and soup kitchens handing out food than we have people to take it.

+++ There are also an abundance of public and private programs offering everything from utility and housing assistance to free legal services, especially when there are kids involved. Nobody should ever have to go without a roof over their heads if they want one.

+++ There are also endless holiday based charities giving away toys and other Christmas gifts, along with special holiday food deliveries. Every kid should have something on the tree if the Mom simply reaches out for help.

+++ There are even charities specifically devoted to giving kids school supplies and clothes.

So the real deal is that if a stripper Mom is fucking for money, it's because she finds doing so easier and/or more desirable than reaching out to one or more of these groups for assistance. This is especially true here in the bible belt, where we have a plethora of religious organizations (Baptists, Catholics, Lutherans and others) vying to provide programs and support services to those in need. Our food and meal programs alone are so ample in food banks and dining options that I'm almost embarrassed to admit how much food gets thrown away because the donations outpace the demand.

So while I applaud a stripper Mom for doing what is needed to make ends meet, including fixing her own problems rather than asking for handouts, I don't feel sorry for her when she makes that choice.

Rick is honest but repulsive

Look guys, as someone who is probably more involved with local charities than anyone else on this board, <

Holy fucking wow you really believe that your self ricki boi Betcha by golly wow

===> "Rick is honest but repulsive"

It's only repulsive if you're a delusional sissy who needs to buy into some fantasy in order to pay a stripper to fuck.

DrEvil's post is a shining example of this delusional hypocrisy. When he had some undocumented immigrant girl on her knees in a men's bathroom in a Dallas strip club, he obviously convinced himself that she was sucking his little wiener in a dirty toilet stall for the pure joy of it. No doubt she badly needed the money or else she wouldn't have been in that sordid predicament, but for him it was A-OK as long as he didn't know why.

I OTOH don't need my head stuck up my ass in order to enjoy what's on offer. Indeed I prefer to be in the know so that I can properly navigate the waters. But even I would never have done what he did in a bathroom stall. I like to be a little classier than that, for her sake as well as mine.

Wow, a strip club discussion . .

A little old, and fairly full of . .

But a strip club discussion

Cool

—>“DrEvil's post is a shining example of this delusional hypocrisy. When he had some undocumented immigrant girl on her knees in a men's bathroom in a Dallas strip club, he obviously convinced himself that she was sucking his little wiener in a dirty toilet stall for the pure joy of it. “

I read in a book somewhere that penises tend to have a lot of nerve endings. As in, it’s very well possible that it was notable because docE considers blowjobs fun. 🤷🏻‍♀️

Anyways, how would one know somebody’s immigration status? Somebody getting a quick blowie in a bathroom wouldn’t have enough time to find out. And definitely somebody oddly jealous of somebody getting a quick blowie just because they wrote out their experience would know even less.

^ A girl who could barely speak English giving $100 blowjobs in a men's bathroom toilet stall? Wonder of wonders that I safely assumed she was illegal. If you had better books, they'd tell you that a girl who wasn't illegal would be highly unlikely to fit that profile behavior profile at that price point in a market like Dallas. 😉

And I can promise you that jealousy was the very last emotion that the review stirred in me. Sadness and disgust were the two feelings competing for the top spot.

Now do something more useful honey, like re-writing my name on your chest and reposting the pic. 😁

===> "Wow, a strip club discussion . ."

Sadly you probably shouldn't get used to it. These fuckers would rather post about politics and troll with horribly written satire than actually discuss strip club adventures.

Desertscrub hear that. Now nicespice claims to read. Strippers don't read right

I'd bet an Andy she fucks more pleasant guys all year long, and only resorts to condescending rick-pricks for X-mas money.

Ah, I was wondering how long it was going to take Ricky Boy to bring up my entertaining little tryst at Chicas Locas, which after two years he remains oddly and creepily fixated on. For some reason, he acts like I should be ashamed of getting extras from a cute little extras girl in an extras club, albeit in a novel setting, while he brags about using economic coercion to fuck desperate moms with worn out vaginas. And you really ought to try to get it right, Ricky Boy. As I clearly stated in my review, she was sitting on the toilet seat, not on her knees.

I would 1000% bet my primary residence and least favorite vacation condo(Myrtle Beach) that I am the most involved with any non-profit/charity. So if anyone spends more than 50 hours a week assisting various non-profits or charities reach out with proof as I owe you some real estate.

Yes, lots of options exist. Being so involved in these charities I’m shocked you aren’t aware that the deadline to sign up for many are the last week of November or the first week of December. Most people don’t realize they aren’t going to be able to make Christmas happen at that point. They still have hope almost a month out that they can work more, pick up an extra shift, whatever, to make everything work. If you approach an organization right before Christmas and need gifts they will almost never turn you away with nothing. But you will only get a few small gifts so your kids have something over nothing. It won’t be anything your child specifically asked for unless your child asked for some very small affordable items and even then the odds of it actually being what they wanted is nonexistent. You can absolutely get food for a holiday meal at anytime. That is far easier to accommodate than presents as gender, age, etc. play into that. A holiday meal is a holiday meal. Even in the Bible Belt most people don’t know that just emailing a church is an option for assistance most of the year for most anything…and again I can’t imagine you are that involved in your church because Christmas is the one time a year most Churchs are the lowest in cash. Churches are overwhelmed with inquiries for help at this time. And most do help but in an organized fashion that again-requires you to sign up in advance. Individual requests for x,y,z often aren’t accommodated by churches at this time because their resources are being exhausted elsewhere in a way to have the needy for the holiday season. Charities also don’t provide expensive gifts most the time. So if your kid wants what most kids want the charity won’t be help. I imagine the girl you are referring to had $200 to spend at Walmart on the imagination kids toys. They are cheap and all her kids would have several items if she had $200. This is normally what charities provide. She didn’t have the money for game consoles, laptops, etc. the things charities don’t provide often. But yes, you know SO much about charities. Going to a charity that night instead of going to the club would have absolutely fixed her predicament. 🙄 I’m absolutely not mad about anything other than you pretending to understand charities and acting like that is an option for most people to get what their kids requested on short notice. It isn’t. It IS an option if you have NOTHING and will take something over nothing. And many people will because it’s their only option. These are also the people who know in October or November or the first week of December they will have nothing. Hence how they can make sign ups 😉 I guess it is possible you have awesome local organizations with unlimited funds who provide large expensive gifts for anyone who asks and the large organizations, my charities, and the ones I work closely with are just shitty charities but I’m not inclined to believe the latter. 🤷🏻‍♀️ But if you have a list of charities that will provide the expensive gifts, like the ones the girl you fucked was looking for, I would love a list of them to add to our resources sheet!

Thinking you're a hoes only trick is delusional

^^ you should take your own advice, since you date stripper hoes for GFE. Get them on the smack you sell and then claim you had a wonderful 5 year relationship that was gone after she refused to see you for $5k to say it is over because your ex-stripper Joe moved onto a Greek/puerto Rican weed dealer, whom yiu had to pepper spray just to fight like a man?

Oh yeah, don’t forget you almost killed yourself by over dosing, but other stripper hoes saved your life. Yeah, looks like yiu got things figured out Icee. Nice path in life you’ve chosen, a career criminal.

Aspen, I think you may have misread some of what I posted. I never claimed that a girl could get precisely what her kid wanted for Christmas from a charity toy drive, only that she could have something under the tree. I also never got into the timing elements.

I'll be delivering toys this year for two different Santa programs, one church based and the other not, as I have for many years now. I will also be handing out holiday meal bags. I'm well aware of the timing issues regarding Xmas gifts as well as the reality that those gifts are usually pretty basic.

My comments about available help were broad, my point being that no girl truly has to fuck a guy in order to get help, including Xmas gifts for the kiddos. I don't know the specifics about where you are, but around here we even have charitable organizations (Catholic Charities being the most prominent) that will pay your rent and electric bills for a month or two if you fall behind and are at risk of losing power or your home.

When a girl makes that choice, it is often as much about convenience (preferring it to approaching others for help) or because she wants more than she can get (like that VR headset for little Johnny). She doesn't have to fuck to put a holiday meal on the table and little Johnny could certainly live without that VR headset or game console for Xmas. THAT was my point. When she chooses to do so, it's an active choice, not a dire need.

But I will walk back my comment about being the most involved in charities on this board. I'm certainly not 50 hours a week involved, lol. That comment was directed at the out of touch yahoos posting in this thread, not at someone like you. 😁

Happy holidays. Yes it time meetup a lot with my x stripper housewife whore.

Rick - thank you for your work with charitable organizations

Rick may be spending four figures on presents for the dancer's kids this year. To avoid an indictment for rape. When someone declines to fuck you, then you buy them booze until they lack the legal capacity to consent, and then you fuck them, that sounds like a pretty good rape case against you.

^ Fear not ilb. I don't even ask until I've bought them enough booze. ;)

Btw nice, er, I mean ilb, here in the enlightened state of Florida, her being drunk is not enough for her to be unable to consent. She basically needs to be passed out or so delirious that she doesn't even know where she is in order to be legally unable to consent. The only time that simple intoxication is enough is if the guy fed something to her without her knowledge. I would never spike a girl's drink or touch a girl who is blotted, so I'm in pretty safe territory.

Aha, so when I tried to clarify the other day if ricky was accusing me of being I-bai, ricky was INDEED trying to say that. 😁 So coy.

@rd Did she know where she was? Hmm, sounds like a question of fact for the jury to decide.

But you did say above, you knew that, pre-boozing, she was not down to fuck. So that post is potentially Prosecution Exhibit A. You better buy nice presents for the kids of lots of people on TUSCL, just as a CYA.

BTW everybody, there's a good movie that's come out recently, about what it's like to date Ricks: en.wikipedia.org.

It's not even hypothetically possible that I'm nicespice's sock puppet. If I were nicespice, I'd be eternally fondling my own boobs, so I'd never be able to type anything. Do you think it's not obvious that your sock puppet accusations against nicespice merely reflect your burning desire for her to assfist you? But alas, sorry, it will never happen. I'm sure nicespice would burn her own hand off before it ever got anywhere near your ass.

===> "@rd Did she know where she was? Hmm, sounds like a question of fact for the jury to decide. But you did say above, you knew that, pre-boozing, she was not down to fuck. So that post is potentially Prosecution Exhibit A. You better buy nice presents for the kids of lots of people on TUSCL, just as a CYA."

You're grasping for straws ilb/nice. Just because she said no last month doesn't mean she can't change her mind. When she leaves the club under her own power, goes into the room under her own power, takes her own clothes off, initiates sexual contact without being asked, etc., no "CYA" needed. Again it's one of the wonderful benefits of being in a sane state. 😉

As far as the masturbation, er, I mean circle jerk multi-account exercise, I'll just say no comment, lol.

Interesting…by that accusation, turns out I’ve been trolling tuscl even back when I was in high school 👸🏻😈

Sure dude. 😉

@Nicespice that's the first thing I noticed. Every time an account is accused of being a troll I go and look at the join date. Illbaicnl joined in 2009, so that accusation looks pretty damn dumb.

I fully expect Desertscrub to throw out nonsensical accusations like that with his quick he is to call every thing a club ad. Didn't expect that RD would follow suit.

It wasn’t so long ago that RD was accusing me and Nicespice of being the same account. He may still believe it.

^ Don't worry RickiBoi's own personal sock puppets will eventually chime in, don't you remember the General, and Red Johnson among them !

A girl coerced into fucking you coz shes too desperate isn't consenting

Of course Rick. "Florida man" is a phrase nationally recognized as meaning "sane man".

To be fair to Rick, I cannot deny I've been mesmerized by nicespice's icon cleavage, and I cannot help but slavishly do her bidding now.

In a way, it's understandable why Rick is so smug. Nothing says success in life like having to move to a state where it's legal to fuck someone in a drunken stupor just short unconsciousness, so that you don't have to be an incel.

When nicespice was giving me those lapdances when she came to Portland I had to suspend my disbelief that she had a pee pee that only looked like a tiny clit. And that those manboobs were really like those ones in her avatar pic.

I'd do it all over again too.

No homo. 🤷

Libby ape or whatever the fuckyour name is, imma ask you this once: why are you disparaging the smartest hairless ape on the planet? My brother from a hairless ape mother may not be a lion, but he sure as hell has Tiger blood pumpin’ in that heart.

And with all that charity shit it is clear he cares for his fellow ape too. I respect that. I don’t practice it because I’m a drunken jungle beast and I think there are too many hairless apes on the planet. But I respect my brother’s judgment.

What have you done with your life Libby ape? Answer me punk! ROAR!!!

True rtl I've not done all that rd had done in life. I haven't done things with women when they were drunk that they wouldn't be OK doing when they were sober.

The troll account circle jerk is still in full swing I see. Or is it masturbation? Maybe two people masturbating with multiple hands? How many real people are needed before it qualifies as a circle jerk?

Anyway, don't let me interrupt. Carry on... 😉

===> "As I clearly stated in my review, she was sitting on the toilet seat, not on her knees."

Hey dude, thanks so very much for clarification. When you brought that illegal immigrant into the men's shitter for a $100 BJ, she was sitting on the toilet seat, not on her knees. Got it. That makes it much more classy. 😁

You keep assuming she was an illegal immigrant. Sounds kind a racist.

And I didn’t get her drunk past the point of consent.

^ $100 blowjobs in the men's shitter offered in broken English? You'd better believe that she's undocumented. Only a girl with absolutely no other options is doing something like that. Sadly a lot of the charities I mentioned above require proof of residency, which closes them off to illegal immigrants. She must have been desperate, far more so than the girls who decide to fuck me in an actual hotel bed for enough money to buy their kids expensive presents.

Shame on you for agreeing to that. Sometimes just because you can do something doesn't mean that you should.

^ Gee RickiBoi you come on here making all kinds of bullshit statements about how you aren’t judging anyone, yet you constantly make disparaging judgmental remarks , like a typical cunty little anklebiiting twat.

The cunt is the dude who thinks it's ok to bring an immigrant girl in the men's shitter for $100 BJ, not the guy who says that it isn't. I never criticize how a grown man spends his money, but I will certainly criticize how he behaves if it was bad.

Your value system is really all fucked up 25. Shame on him for doing it AND shame on you for defending him. You're really batting 1000 with your defensive posts for pedophiles and predatory fucks who take advantage of desperate immigrants.

And you know this exactly how? Did you pull those facts from your ass or did your non-existant wife and children tell you so, what kind of hypocrite liar spends as much time and energy devising systems to pick up hookers on the cheap then pretends to do more charity work than anyone else at the same time claiming to run a nonexistent business Your a tool and a pompous jackass that’s what your all about

^^BTW RickiBoi you seem to be fixated on pedophelia get some help it’s just not going to go away on it’s own.

===> "Rick - thank you for your work with charitable organizations"

Motor, I greatly appreciate the kind thought, but truth be told I'm just trying to balance the karmic scales a bit. In my mind, I can balance my enjoyment of girls in a certain socioeconomic group who DO choose to fuck me for the money they want/need by: (1) setting certain lines I will never cross; and (2) helping families who choose to seek out charitable assistance in more conventional ways. Tortured logic for sure, but there it is.

25, stop the deflecting nonsense. The girl's situation was pretty obvious and your defense of people who molest 14 year old girls and take advantage of illegal immigrants in men's bathrooms is disgusting. STFU before you dig yourself in any deeper.

Fuck off RickiBoi, I’ll gladly let you know what club I’m in next week if you want to shut me up you pussy

^ Let me guess: Is it the club that has VERY young looking girls speaking in broken English and offering $100 blowjobs in toilet stalls? Sounds about your speed 25.

^ You're just embarrassing yourself, we all know what you like, most likely I'll be at Solid Gold, the girls are between 25 and 35 but I reckon they're just too old for your taste's.

^ Oh boy, geriatric desperation is kicking in when he starts with "That's what you are but what am I?" You would have been better off staying out of this to begin with as nobody was talking to you(r 25 account). Instead you picked something very distasteful to defend, just like you did when VM was bragging about his underage conquests. Stuff like that is good neither for you nor this site.

In today's news, Florida man, having nothing but flimsy sock puppet accusations, realizes he should stick to trying be beat unemployed junkies in arguments.

^ If that's your takeaway then you're even dumber than I thought, which is saying something. Oh and thou dost protest too much. 😉

@rd we can continue sometime when I'm drunk so you'll have a chance.

Ah-huh. Shush now ilb. It's getting rather obvious.

Morning paper didn't come. No comics.

So thanks for this.

RickiBoi you have a big mouth I guess cowards like you need to shout about everything because you don’t show your face , cowardly cocksucker

@ gsteph you're welcome

I was going to pile on to the Dugan bashing because making fun of RickiBoi is always good for shits and giggles, but I think I’m going to take this a different direction.

I think that we should all be inspired by this thread. Not the bickering or the creepy aspects (humorous as they are). No, just embrace the call to help others via charity.

I don’t know if Mr. Dugan actually devotes any time or money to charitable organizations IRL. I have my suspicions regarding the veracity of Mr. Dugan’s but I won’t voice them. Perhaps the world would be a better place if we embraced charity just a bit more.

Imagine what the world would be like if everybody who was actually taking home six figures or more gave 5% or 10% of whatever they actually clear to reputable and well-run charities.

I’m just saying that regardless of whether or not Rick’s posts are bullshit we should look to this thread for inspiration. And maybe a few shits and giggles too...after all, one is more likely to be generous if one is happy!

And, rather predictably, the review-less DP troll account makes a timely appearance with the usual dashes of faux attempts to sound like the voice of reason sprinkled into a frothy mix of off-topic commentary and non-sensical ranting. Now it's a party! 😉

But the one part that made some sense is the call to charity. I'm a big believer in it, even if there may be a less than altruistic karmic balancing motivation behind some of it for me. Though most of my efforts are grass roots direct to recipient and focus mostly on helping kids and families. I've learned the hard way that grown ass men who find themselves on the streets or in line at the soup kitchen are often there due to substance abuse or other active choices.

We should refer to him with his should-be handle, @flman .

"As far as the masturbation, er, I mean circle jerk multi-account exercise, I'll just say no comment, lol"

^ jell yeah! Ricky, scrubby and Are always circle jerkin each other! Sometimes other members join in too!

Scrubby, you are rite! Nicespice has a yucky vagina! We should banish her!

We want boys! No girls Allowed!

We want boys! No girls Allowed!

We want boys! No girls Allowed!

We want boys! No girls Allowed!

We want boys! No girls Allowed!

“ LIAR LIAR>> NICESPICE IS A FRAUD”

I wonder who that cute girl is that I and several other have met.

And on the next episode of Westworld...😉

^ is that where we sword fight? Im soooo excited!!! 😉

@rd if realistic sex androids are invented before you die will you still get them drunk first?

Jesus H. Christ Mr. Dugan. I try to say something positive and you freak out. I’ll go the other direction and let people know about your 3rd grade parent-teacher conference between lil RickiBoi’s mommy (aka mom) and his teacher (aka teach)

Mom: Why are the other kids so mean to my lil Ricky? He says they call him Dugan the Dick and don’t play with him.

Teach: Well, your son is a bit of a know it all and the other kids don’t like it when he tells them they aren’t playing correctly.

Mom: But lil Ricky is sooo smart he could really help the other children...

Teach: I hate to interrupt but that’s part of the problem. The other children don’t believe his stories. For example, he told the he took a rocket ship to the moon. I thought that he might be talking about model rockets but I have to admit I’m skeptical. After all, he spelled rocket with a w, like this “W...O...C...C...I...T”

Mom: I’m sure that was his attempt to draw a Soviet era rocket. He’s very advanced and know all of the astronauts and cosmonauts.

Teach: That’s all well and good. Indeed a fascination with Russian culture might explain the backward R’s, but I think you should take him to a tutor who actually knows Russian is you are going to indulge...

Mom: But lil’ Ricky is soooo smart he can teach himself.

Teach: well, I don’t think that’s true, but let’s move on. He says he is housing the homeless. A laudable goal to be sure, bu I must ask...what’s that about?

Mom: Well he photocopies money and gives it to the homeless...

Teach: That isn’t a good idea...

Mom: I’m not worried because he only photocopies pennies. It did anger one of the homeless people he was helping but he meant well.

Teach: I must be blunt. You should really work with him on the whole douchebag issue. Normally I don’t refer to my students as douchebags but Ricky’s issues can all be traced to the simple fact that he’s a lying douche.

Mom: Well I never...I’m going to homeschool lil Ricky where he can learn what special lil boy his is. He’s the smartest most specialist boy in the whole wide world.

And that, my friends, is how we got Mr. Dugan.