Hoe Hoe Hoe Merry Christmas!
rickdugan
Verified and Certifiable Super-Reviewer
As good as this Christmas week was for Ricky Claus, who spread much good cheer and paid for many Christmas presents and holiday meals, the best moment was the final story, a heartwarming tale of holiday generosity as the night rolled into Christmas Eve.
This Christmas Eve tale involved a young woman who I had spoken with a few times before but who was a Day Job Girl not previously open to meeting me OTC. That night she shared a very sad tale involving children without Christmas presents (her own and 2 stepkids) and other challenges she was facing as the primary breadwinner, a burden that should never have to be carried by one so young. Even with her day work, she was overwhelmed as her SO was (predictably) useless. She very much needed a good night to make Christmas merry for her and the children.
What else could Jolly St. Rick do but answer the call? After learning what she needed to have a Merry Christmas, and with no small number of strong drinks passing between our hands, I felt moved by the Christmas spirit and generously offered to bridge the gap - OTC of course. What ensued from there was much Christmas fun.
As we finished our OTC Christmas celebration, Christmas Eve quietly arrived. As I left, I was full of great cheer in the knowledge that another family was going to have a better Christmas thanks to St. Rick.
Hoe Hoe Hoe Merry Christmas!
(Feel free to share any other heartwarming holiday stories here...)
Got something to say?
Start your own discussion
91 comments
Latest
Charming story brother dugan. You are a truly generous rick.
I for one am taking the day off from debauchery and plan to break into the homes of cubs and apelings to leave presents that will amuse and delight. No ulterior motives...just generosity!
Well, if I happen to break into the house of a deserving little type and his mother happens to be a hottie I may pause to jack it and leave a nice present on her face. But not in a creepy way, for I am a benevolent rick. ROAR!!!
If the husband awakens I’ll just say “hey wildebeest... you need to watch this shit and be entertained by the sight of a rick cumming on your wife’s face”. He’ll calm right down and even get into it. I’m a rick after all and he will consider it an honor to see his rick cum on his ape wife.
Then I shall take my leave, saying “let your cubs and apelings play with the toys I left...and leave the lion jizz on your wife’s face for her to enjoy in the morning. Ho Ho ROAR!!!”
Pics or it didn’t happen.
Just wished it was a longer read like JS69’s DS novellas
In case you boys don't know, Ricky bought me this for Christmas https://www.adameve.com/adult-sex-toys/d…
I think he really got it for himself! He wants me to use it on him! I got your back Ricky 😉😉😉😉😉😉😉☺☺☺☺
Anyway, I will likely start a fresh thread soon, once Christmas gets closer, but it's not quite time yet. If history is any teacher, most of these girls won't start feeling the pressure of Christmas until the week leading up to it. In the meantime I guess I'll have to squirrel a little something extra aside to accomodate the Christmas rush. :)
Here’s how Icee rolls at Christmas
https://youtu.be/2ov0n38Rn0o
https://tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=5853…
"Don’t be afraid to discipline her. Eventually you’ll have to. Be manipulative with her feelings. When that works it means you have her mind and her heart. If you beat her she’ll just be afraid of you. That’s a bitch move unless you really have to. If she fucks with your main bitch keys your car gets violent with you, then slap the shit out of her. One of the best ways to fuck with her is to make sure she knows you have side bitches."
"Turn the conversation to drugs. Hook her up with whatever she’s into. Better yet, get high with her. Downers, weed and coke are OK, they won’t kill you. Personally, I’d stay away from crack unless its just a diablito. I’d never get involved with someone on heroin, meth, crack or anything that’s going to make her looks go downhill fast. Its in your best interest to take control of her drug use from the start. Make sure she does the minimum to get fucked up."
"Use sex as a reward. Fuck her to fuck with her. Make her nights to let her know she’s being a good girl. If she pisses you off or does stupid shit make it clear that your side bitches will be the ones who get fucked and get to suck your dick, not her."
====
Personally, I don't try to leverage a dancer's financial troubles, insecurities, or holiday anxieties into getting her to do stuff she'd otherwise not do. It's not like anyone in a strip club is an angel, but I have personal limits on how Machiavellian I'm going to be with a dancer. And while that may make it sound like I'm being a "Boy Scout", what it actually does is keep my OTC encounters fun and uncomplicated. And having those two things is a pretty big priority for me. I've done plenty of OTC, but I don't have any dramatic or entertaining OTC stories.
Whereas Rick tells stories about getting into text flame wars with stripper boyfriends who share the dancer's phone. And, if I recall correctly, there was at least one instance where a dancer broke down to tears at the end of her OTC with Rick because, with the benefit of hindsight, she deeply regretted crossing that line.
Honestly, all of that sounds dreadful to me, and I don't want those encounters in my life. But, to each their own, I guess.
I see this every single year, a collection of girls who wait until the last week before worrying about Christmas money, only to learn that the clubs are more lightly attended during that final week. I guess it never occurs to them that many guys may also be tapped after doing their own Christmas shopping or that they may have holiday activities to keep them busy.
Moreover, IME often these girls are not trying to collect for modest gifts. They are often looking to buy expensive electronics, undoubtedly overcompensating for whatever neglect or poor living conditions their kids endure during the year. If a girl want to fuck me so that she can buy little Johnny a game console, VR headset, high end hoverboard or some other expensive gift, that's completely her call.
The funniest part is that I will undoubtedly see some faces that I haven't seen since last Christmas season. There are a number of girls who only hit the clubs when they have extraordinary cash needs, such as during holidays, when they are planning B'day parties or when something else happens requiring extra cash (need a new car, saving for vacation, court fines, etc.). Christmas is a wonderful time to make new connections with these girls.
It's the most - wonderful time - of the year. 😉
Oh holy hell!
The reasons might change over time, but if anyone who meets that description thinks they got laid because of their charm and debonair good looks... well, I have some beach front property in Arizona I'd like you to take a look at.
An old man using "boi" never gets any less cringe worthy. Just sayin.' 😉
But you may be right re: some of them. But Christmas is always a time when I finally turn a few Nos to Yeses, so I suspect that it's more of a mixed bag. Also most of the girls who disappear for most of the year and then pop back in the clubs around Xmas are Day Job Girls, so they certainly aren't relying upon it as their primary means of support.
+++ Nobody in this country ever has to go hungry, whether they have money or not. There are more food banks and soup kitchens handing out food than we have people to take it.
+++ There are also an abundance of public and private programs offering everything from utility and housing assistance to free legal services, especially when there are kids involved. Nobody should ever have to go without a roof over their heads if they want one.
+++ There are also endless holiday based charities giving away toys and other Christmas gifts, along with special holiday food deliveries. Every kid should have something on the tree if the Mom simply reaches out for help.
+++ There are even charities specifically devoted to giving kids school supplies and clothes.
So the real deal is that if a stripper Mom is fucking for money, it's because she finds doing so easier and/or more desirable than reaching out to one or more of these groups for assistance. This is especially true here in the bible belt, where we have a plethora of religious organizations (Baptists, Catholics, Lutherans and others) vying to provide programs and support services to those in need. Our food and meal programs alone are so ample in food banks and dining options that I'm almost embarrassed to admit how much food gets thrown away because the donations outpace the demand.
So while I applaud a stripper Mom for doing what is needed to make ends meet, including fixing her own problems rather than asking for handouts, I don't feel sorry for her when she makes that choice.
Holy fucking wow you really believe that your self ricki boi Betcha by golly wow
It's only repulsive if you're a delusional sissy who needs to buy into some fantasy in order to pay a stripper to fuck.
DrEvil's post is a shining example of this delusional hypocrisy. When he had some undocumented immigrant girl on her knees in a men's bathroom in a Dallas strip club, he obviously convinced himself that she was sucking his little wiener in a dirty toilet stall for the pure joy of it. No doubt she badly needed the money or else she wouldn't have been in that sordid predicament, but for him it was A-OK as long as he didn't know why.
I OTOH don't need my head stuck up my ass in order to enjoy what's on offer. Indeed I prefer to be in the know so that I can properly navigate the waters. But even I would never have done what he did in a bathroom stall. I like to be a little classier than that, for her sake as well as mine.
A little old, and fairly full of . .
But a strip club discussion
Cool
I read in a book somewhere that penises tend to have a lot of nerve endings. As in, it’s very well possible that it was notable because docE considers blowjobs fun. 🤷🏻♀️
Anyways, how would one know somebody’s immigration status? Somebody getting a quick blowie in a bathroom wouldn’t have enough time to find out. And definitely somebody oddly jealous of somebody getting a quick blowie just because they wrote out their experience would know even less.
And I can promise you that jealousy was the very last emotion that the review stirred in me. Sadness and disgust were the two feelings competing for the top spot.
Now do something more useful honey, like re-writing my name on your chest and reposting the pic. 😁
Sadly you probably shouldn't get used to it. These fuckers would rather post about politics and troll with horribly written satire than actually discuss strip club adventures.
Yes, lots of options exist. Being so involved in these charities I’m shocked you aren’t aware that the deadline to sign up for many are the last week of November or the first week of December. Most people don’t realize they aren’t going to be able to make Christmas happen at that point. They still have hope almost a month out that they can work more, pick up an extra shift, whatever, to make everything work. If you approach an organization right before Christmas and need gifts they will almost never turn you away with nothing. But you will only get a few small gifts so your kids have something over nothing. It won’t be anything your child specifically asked for unless your child asked for some very small affordable items and even then the odds of it actually being what they wanted is nonexistent. You can absolutely get food for a holiday meal at anytime. That is far easier to accommodate than presents as gender, age, etc. play into that. A holiday meal is a holiday meal. Even in the Bible Belt most people don’t know that just emailing a church is an option for assistance most of the year for most anything…and again I can’t imagine you are that involved in your church because Christmas is the one time a year most Churchs are the lowest in cash. Churches are overwhelmed with inquiries for help at this time. And most do help but in an organized fashion that again-requires you to sign up in advance. Individual requests for x,y,z often aren’t accommodated by churches at this time because their resources are being exhausted elsewhere in a way to have the needy for the holiday season. Charities also don’t provide expensive gifts most the time. So if your kid wants what most kids want the charity won’t be help. I imagine the girl you are referring to had $200 to spend at Walmart on the imagination kids toys. They are cheap and all her kids would have several items if she had $200. This is normally what charities provide. She didn’t have the money for game consoles, laptops, etc. the things charities don’t provide often. But yes, you know SO much about charities. Going to a charity that night instead of going to the club would have absolutely fixed her predicament. 🙄 I’m absolutely not mad about anything other than you pretending to understand charities and acting like that is an option for most people to get what their kids requested on short notice. It isn’t. It IS an option if you have NOTHING and will take something over nothing. And many people will because it’s their only option. These are also the people who know in October or November or the first week of December they will have nothing. Hence how they can make sign ups 😉 I guess it is possible you have awesome local organizations with unlimited funds who provide large expensive gifts for anyone who asks and the large organizations, my charities, and the ones I work closely with are just shitty charities but I’m not inclined to believe the latter. 🤷🏻♀️ But if you have a list of charities that will provide the expensive gifts, like the ones the girl you fucked was looking for, I would love a list of them to add to our resources sheet!
Oh yeah, don’t forget you almost killed yourself by over dosing, but other stripper hoes saved your life. Yeah, looks like yiu got things figured out Icee. Nice path in life you’ve chosen, a career criminal.
I'll be delivering toys this year for two different Santa programs, one church based and the other not, as I have for many years now. I will also be handing out holiday meal bags. I'm well aware of the timing issues regarding Xmas gifts as well as the reality that those gifts are usually pretty basic.
My comments about available help were broad, my point being that no girl truly has to fuck a guy in order to get help, including Xmas gifts for the kiddos. I don't know the specifics about where you are, but around here we even have charitable organizations (Catholic Charities being the most prominent) that will pay your rent and electric bills for a month or two if you fall behind and are at risk of losing power or your home.
When a girl makes that choice, it is often as much about convenience (preferring it to approaching others for help) or because she wants more than she can get (like that VR headset for little Johnny). She doesn't have to fuck to put a holiday meal on the table and little Johnny could certainly live without that VR headset or game console for Xmas. THAT was my point. When she chooses to do so, it's an active choice, not a dire need.
But I will walk back my comment about being the most involved in charities on this board. I'm certainly not 50 hours a week involved, lol. That comment was directed at the out of touch yahoos posting in this thread, not at someone like you. 😁
But you did say above, you knew that, pre-boozing, she was not down to fuck. So that post is potentially Prosecution Exhibit A. You better buy nice presents for the kids of lots of people on TUSCL, just as a CYA.
BTW everybody, there's a good movie that's come out recently, about what it's like to date Ricks: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Promising_….
It's not even hypothetically possible that I'm nicespice's sock puppet. If I were nicespice, I'd be eternally fondling my own boobs, so I'd never be able to type anything. Do you think it's not obvious that your sock puppet accusations against nicespice merely reflect your burning desire for her to assfist you? But alas, sorry, it will never happen. I'm sure nicespice would burn her own hand off before it ever got anywhere near your ass.
You're grasping for straws ilb/nice. Just because she said no last month doesn't mean she can't change her mind. When she leaves the club under her own power, goes into the room under her own power, takes her own clothes off, initiates sexual contact without being asked, etc., no "CYA" needed. Again it's one of the wonderful benefits of being in a sane state. 😉
I fully expect Desertscrub to throw out nonsensical accusations like that with his quick he is to call every thing a club ad. Didn't expect that RD would follow suit.
I'd do it all over again too.
No homo. 🤷
And with all that charity shit it is clear he cares for his fellow ape too. I respect that. I don’t practice it because I’m a drunken jungle beast and I think there are too many hairless apes on the planet. But I respect my brother’s judgment.
What have you done with your life Libby ape? Answer me punk! ROAR!!!
Anyway, don't let me interrupt. Carry on... 😉
Hey dude, thanks so very much for clarification. When you brought that illegal immigrant into the men's shitter for a $100 BJ, she was sitting on the toilet seat, not on her knees. Got it. That makes it much more classy. 😁
Shame on you for agreeing to that. Sometimes just because you can do something doesn't mean that you should.
Your value system is really all fucked up 25. Shame on him for doing it AND shame on you for defending him. You're really batting 1000 with your defensive posts for pedophiles and predatory fucks who take advantage of desperate immigrants.
Did you pull those facts from your ass or did your non-existant wife and children tell you so, what kind of hypocrite liar spends as much time and energy devising systems to pick up hookers on the cheap then pretends to do more charity work than anyone else at the same time claiming to run a nonexistent business
Your a tool and a pompous jackass that’s what your all about
Motor, I greatly appreciate the kind thought, but truth be told I'm just trying to balance the karmic scales a bit. In my mind, I can balance my enjoyment of girls in a certain socioeconomic group who DO choose to fuck me for the money they want/need by: (1) setting certain lines I will never cross; and (2) helping families who choose to seek out charitable assistance in more conventional ways. Tortured logic for sure, but there it is.
So thanks for this.
@ gsteph you're welcome
I think that we should all be inspired by this thread. Not the bickering or the creepy aspects (humorous as they are). No, just embrace the call to help others via charity.
I don’t know if Mr. Dugan actually devotes any time or money to charitable organizations IRL. I have my suspicions regarding the veracity of Mr. Dugan’s but I won’t voice them. Perhaps the world would be a better place if we embraced charity just a bit more.
Imagine what the world would be like if everybody who was actually taking home six figures or more gave 5% or 10% of whatever they actually clear to reputable and well-run charities.
I’m just saying that regardless of whether or not Rick’s posts are bullshit we should look to this thread for inspiration. And maybe a few shits and giggles too...after all, one is more likely to be generous if one is happy!
But the one part that made some sense is the call to charity. I'm a big believer in it, even if there may be a less than altruistic karmic balancing motivation behind some of it for me. Though most of my efforts are grass roots direct to recipient and focus mostly on helping kids and families. I've learned the hard way that grown ass men who find themselves on the streets or in line at the soup kitchen are often there due to substance abuse or other active choices.
^ jell yeah! Ricky, scrubby and Are always circle jerkin each other! Sometimes other members join in too!
Scrubby, you are rite! Nicespice has a yucky vagina! We should banish her!
We want boys! No girls Allowed!
We want boys! No girls Allowed!
We want boys! No girls Allowed!
We want boys! No girls Allowed!
We want boys! No girls Allowed!
I wonder who that cute girl is that I and several other have met.
Mom: Why are the other kids so mean to my lil Ricky? He says they call him Dugan the Dick and don’t play with him.
Teach: Well, your son is a bit of a know it all and the other kids don’t like it when he tells them they aren’t playing correctly.
Mom: But lil Ricky is sooo smart he could really help the other children...
Teach: I hate to interrupt but that’s part of the problem. The other children don’t believe his stories. For example, he told the he took a rocket ship to the moon. I thought that he might be talking about model rockets but I have to admit I’m skeptical. After all, he spelled rocket with a w, like this “W...O...C...C...I...T”
Mom: I’m sure that was his attempt to draw a Soviet era rocket. He’s very advanced and know all of the astronauts and cosmonauts.
Teach: That’s all well and good. Indeed a fascination with Russian culture might explain the backward R’s, but I think you should take him to a tutor who actually knows Russian is you are going to indulge...
Mom: But lil’ Ricky is soooo smart he can teach himself.
Teach: well, I don’t think that’s true, but let’s move on. He says he is housing the homeless. A laudable goal to be sure, bu I must ask...what’s that about?
Mom: Well he photocopies money and gives it to the homeless...
Teach: That isn’t a good idea...
Mom: I’m not worried because he only photocopies pennies. It did anger one of the homeless people he was helping but he meant well.
Teach: I must be blunt. You should really work with him on the whole douchebag issue. Normally I don’t refer to my students as douchebags but Ricky’s issues can all be traced to the simple fact that he’s a lying douche.
Mom: Well I never...I’m going to homeschool lil Ricky where he can learn what special lil boy his is. He’s the smartest most specialist boy in the whole wide world.
And that, my friends, is how we got Mr. Dugan.