Comments by tijuana_tim

Hey Nicole, will you please wear a bag over your head? Thank you.

Amigos! Rick Dugan says Baby Dolls Dallas sucks, so none of you should ever step foot in there again.

Mr Juice, having sex with your cousin does not count.

I know if I was your significant other I would be doing meth just to be able to tolerate you.

Hola Amigo! I think it's better because I am here now, helping guys make their dreams come true in Tijuana with the aid of beautiful women, and farm animals for guys like San Jose Guy.

I like how you always post twice pistola. Really drives your point home.

chess master I have many beautiful women who look just like her, and mine have real eyebrows too, not that stupid painted nonsense!

Amigos, I’m not sure who is more illogical, Nina or San Jose Guy. I mean after all San Jose Guy thought Jim Gaffigan was really posting on this message board.

Hola chicks, why don’t you come work for me?

Amigo, I do good deeds. I’ve been helping PLs get laid since 2002. If it weren’t for me some of these guys would be so sexually frustrated they wouldn’t be able to go to work or play video games at home. Can you imagine how boring Call of Duty would be without them?

Amigos, down in Tijuana we use beds as seating in clubs.

San Jose Guy likes his frou-frou drinks to contain goats milk.

Nice stuff. I find myself every night when I reach the bottom of a bottle of tequila!

Yes! I would rather assfuck Beyoncé than a goat, which is San Jose Guys preference.

Ddledmike, I like 2 legged females too! I have many hot ones. San Jose Guy started the trend on loving goats, and I gotta go where the money is.

Amigos, goat tastes better than iguana!

I sent him some goats instead of hot prostitutes for his victory party if that tells you anything.

Dear Nina, you would be surprised what San Jose Guy pays for 30 minutes with a goat.

just the goat for you amigo. I had her groomed for you as well amigo!

If Slash contacts me, I have a friend that can get rid of her for $10,000

Hola Amigo, if you're going to try to be a funny troll, you need your A game if you're going to compete with Mamisan and me!

It wasn't me!!!!! It was my goat!!!!!

My goats always give me the money out of their garter

Every bed in Tijuana has bedbugs. Trust me, that’s the least of your worries if you’re concerned of catching something while down here.

Do you recommend wearing a tropical wool or polyester blend suit to this club? I guess you could do linen this time of year.