Comments by tijuana_tim (page 2)

Ah yes you are right Nina, I counted and it’s 337 one dollar bills. I made more than that off my prized goat over the weekend from San Jose Guy alone.

I dunno, down here in Tijuana we just got Windows 95 last week. I’ve been trading dirty photos in AOL chat rooms.

Everything a stripper tells you is a lie.

Amigos, we appreciate any money you filthy rich Americans can give us. You guys spend all this money to come down here and then you’re worry about spending an extra two dollars for a guy to track down the girl of your dreams?

Amigos those are all one dollar bills. That is only $300 on the floor

Will do amigo! How many ounces of coke do you want her to bring?

Lucky San Jose Guy wasn’t there. He would have taken this guy out to his van and made love to him.

Nicole versus goat. Every time American will pick goat to make love to over Nicole.

Tacos always make me feel better, until I fart and half the people in the room pass out. Then I feel guilty.

I thought this stuff only happened in Tijuana? You Americans are crazy!

Come see me amigo! I can provide you replacement girl, only $100 to spend time with you and you will not need to buy expensive purse. I have many to choose from.

Nicole on your last photo you were a 5 now in this one you’re a 3

San Jose Guy wants a goat that doesn’t bite!

Say it again twentyfive!

I also have trannys, lady boys and goats if that’s your thing as well. Hey, I gotta keep up with what mamisan offers Amigos!

Nicole please keep your clothes on! If a drunk San Jose Guy was in Tijuana and could choose between you and a goat he’d pick the goat every time. I bet even Flagooner would pick the goat over you.

We accept Bitcoin in Tijuana. Why don’t you come down and celebrate your wise decision!

Countryman, if you bring me a bottle of Pappy Van Winkle I’ll give you some good tequila, tacos and two of my finest girls on the house!

Do not work in nicole1994s club, shes ugly you will take all 2 of her customers and she will make no money.

Come to Tijuana! I am looking for some more ebony girls and as an added perk all the tacos you can eat while at work!

Hola Mr Toiletpaper. The prices are accurate, everything is cheap in Tijuana. Of course you have a higher percentage of randomly getting murdered in broad daylight than you would walking in metro Detroit in a suit made out of $100 bills at 2AM but hey, with the good there’s some bad.

Hola mi amigo, I am a Mexican Pimp and you don’t see me posting links to all my fine chicas? We keep it classy here amigo, some of us (San Jose Guy) likes to even give his goat a bath before he has sex with it.

Beef tacos, steak tacos, chicken tacos, fish tacos, shrimp tacos, pork tacos, tofu tacos, veggie tacos, imitation crab meat tacos and most importantly, pink tacos. Mi amigos you will have to supply your own cilantro cream sauce for how ever many pink tacos you consume. Tijuana tacos are muy bien!!!

San Jose Guy still rather fuck a goat.

That is right amigos. If you want to take a goat up to the room like San Jose Guy you only need to pay $50 but I recommend tipping the room clean up guy $10 because the room will need to be defumigated.