Flying on a plane etiquette

Jun 12, 2018, 9:25 AM

Hola Amigos! I have a trip coming up and need your advice. I have never flown on a plane before but San Jose Guy has bought me a ticket to come to the United States. He doesn’t want to see me but he wants me to bring my goat so he can take her to Starbucks on a date.
I have been able to wrangle this around and say the goat is a therapy goat. Since I have never flown I need some help, if you could answer these questions amigos it would help me a lot.

1 is it okay to masturbate on a plane?

2 if I have to poop do I do it in the bag behind the seat?

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future POTUS and Senator in training7 years ago

Ill be your ugly goat hahaahahahahaja #wtf

abqspencer7 years ago

1...is it ok? hell, its encouraged!!

2...just drop it in the Home Depot bucket in the aisle

twentyfive7 years ago

No eating tacos in coach, unless you share it with the goat.

Cashman12347 years ago

Lol! #1 - It’s fine to masturbate on a plane. Just don’t do it in the bathroom - as that’s for #2...

ATACdawg7 years ago

...and don't forget to disable the smoke detector in the bathroom........

Cashman12347 years ago

^ that will be useful if the goat shits in there!

san_jose_guy7 years ago

Tim, are you bringing the show donkey?

SJG

tijuana_tim7 years ago

just the goat for you amigo. I had her groomed for you as well amigo!

goldmongerATL7 years ago

You have it a bit confused. The bag behind the seat is for masturbating. Just shit in your pants. That way you don't have to bother the person in the aisle seat.

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4got2wipe7 years ago

Don't worry about TrollWarnBot tijuana_tim. I know you're real!

Just remember: as long as you don't engage in watersports with the seat in front of you or the passengers you're seated with it is all aces.

My recommendation is that you watch porn at maximum volume on a mobile device and jack off during the whole flight. If you're seated next to a woman try to time your completion so you can give her a facial as the plane lands!

ATACdawg7 years ago

That's really smart forgot! With her seat belt on, she won't be able to get out of the way!