Flying on a plane etiquette

tijuana_tim
Tijuana
Hola Amigos! I have a trip coming up and need your advice. I have never flown on a plane before but San Jose Guy has bought me a ticket to come to the United States. He doesn’t want to see me but he wants me to bring my goat so he can take her to Starbucks on a date.
I have been able to wrangle this around and say the goat is a therapy goat. Since I have never flown I need some help, if you could answer these questions amigos it would help me a lot.

1 is it okay to masturbate on a plane?

2 if I have to poop do I do it in the bag behind the seat?

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  • future POTUS and Senator in training
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    6 years ago
    Ill be your ugly goat hahaahahahahaja #wtf
  • abqspencer
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    6 years ago
    1...is it ok? hell, its encouraged!!

    2...just drop it in the Home Depot bucket in the aisle
  • twentyfive
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    6 years ago
    No eating tacos in coach, unless you share it with the goat.
  • Cashman1234
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    6 years ago
    Lol! #1 - It’s fine to masturbate on a plane. Just don’t do it in the bathroom - as that’s for #2...
  • ATACdawg
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    6 years ago
    ...and don't forget to disable the smoke detector in the bathroom........
  • Cashman1234
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    6 years ago
    ^ that will be useful if the goat shits in there!
  • san_jose_guy
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    6 years ago
    Tim, are you bringing the show donkey?

    SJG
  • tijuana_tim
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    6 years ago
    just the goat for you amigo. I had her groomed for you as well amigo!
  • goldmongerATL
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    6 years ago
    You have it a bit confused. The bag behind the seat is for masturbating. Just shit in your pants. That way you don't have to bother the person in the aisle seat.
  • TrollWarnBot
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    6 years ago
    WARNING - The following accounts are considered to be forum trolls and may not be trustworthy:

    tijuana_tim - comical parody account, not as funny as mamisan

    san_jose_guy - troll status 100% confirmed - advice not trustworthy

    Nicole1994 - troll status likely, more annoying than dangerous
  • 4got2wipe
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    6 years ago
    Don't worry about TrollWarnBot tijuana_tim. I know you're real!

    Just remember: as long as you don't engage in watersports with the seat in front of you or the passengers you're seated with it is all aces.

    My recommendation is that you watch porn at maximum volume on a mobile device and jack off during the whole flight. If you're seated next to a woman try to time your completion so you can give her a facial as the plane lands!
  • ATACdawg
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    6 years ago
    That's really smart forgot! With her seat belt on, she won't be able to get out of the way!
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