Flying on a plane etiquette
tijuana_tim
Hola Amigos! I have a trip coming up and need your advice. I have never flown on a plane before but San Jose Guy has bought me a ticket to come to the United States. He doesn’t want to see me but he wants me to bring my goat so he can take her to Starbucks on a date.
I have been able to wrangle this around and say the goat is a therapy goat. Since I have never flown I need some help, if you could answer these questions amigos it would help me a lot.
1 is it okay to masturbate on a plane?
2 if I have to poop do I do it in the bag behind the seat?
I have been able to wrangle this around and say the goat is a therapy goat. Since I have never flown I need some help, if you could answer these questions amigos it would help me a lot.
1 is it okay to masturbate on a plane?
2 if I have to poop do I do it in the bag behind the seat?
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last comment2...just drop it in the Home Depot bucket in the aisle
SJG
tijuana_tim - comical parody account, not as funny as mamisan
san_jose_guy - troll status 100% confirmed - advice not trustworthy
Nicole1994 - troll status likely, more annoying than dangerous
Just remember: as long as you don't engage in watersports with the seat in front of you or the passengers you're seated with it is all aces.
My recommendation is that you watch porn at maximum volume on a mobile device and jack off during the whole flight. If you're seated next to a woman try to time your completion so you can give her a facial as the plane lands!