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Muddy

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1,141 posts by Muddy

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Cologne you use

For a while I’ve switched off cologne to use copper tone sunscreen spay. I just like the scent but to be honest I’m getting a little sick of it. Time to go back. What are some stuff y’all are wearing…

MuddyElite Reviewer2 yrs ago 4 24

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Playing for the camera?

Recently I was taking a girl to a champagne room, she sort of looked like Beyonce meets Halle Berry, we were about to do all kinds of fucking. But I stopped and looked up and saw a camera. Stared at…

MuddyElite Reviewer2 yrs ago 2 5

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Nu Metal in Strip Clubs

I don't know how you feel about Nu Metal or even know what it is for some of you. I've always liked it but I think a lot of old school folks hated that stuff, I respect that. Hip hoppy…

MuddyElite Reviewer2 yrs ago 1 18

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Studying Strippers

You ever wonder to yourself what is Blueberry like outside of the strip club? Do I really know her or is it all just a facade, total bullshit. Do I even really know her? It got me thinking I was…

MuddyElite Reviewer2 yrs ago 2 13

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If 9/11 happened today...

How many college kids do you think would be out there dancing in the streets? Doing the irish jig. Never forget? LOL. Just accept we have no future and this country is completely fucked. Spend your money now, don't save…

MuddyElite Reviewer2 yrs ago 2 29

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Ontario Girls

Will suck your dick You can cum in their face They'll bang 15 guys off the street in a night They'll make even Detroit seem a Disneyland family fun experience Used condoms, all over the floor BUT They will still need to put the towel…

MuddyElite Reviewer2 yrs ago 2 10

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Would you live next to a strip club?

I see some strip clubs that are in somewhat residential areas and I do wonder sometimes what the folks next door think about it. I guess maybe if you were really into it, it might be convenient but if it's…

MuddyElite Reviewer2 yrs ago 1 32

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Has the sugar scene caused an existential crisis on tuscl

Warrior15, Paul Drake, Subraman, Rick Dugan. Used to be pillars of this community now all gave up it up, no more strip clubs. No more poles, no more VIP's, no more lap dances, no more loud music, instead taking their…

MuddyElite Reviewer2 yrs ago 2 13

Politics

Politicians and their looks

There was an op ed in the wall street journal going after Vivek Ramaswamy side burns, and I agree with that he looks like a fucking riverboat gambler. Or at the very least an extra in some shitty high school…

MuddyElite Reviewer2 yrs ago 3 20

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Consequences for girls that come back from having a kid to early

Look I'm totally against government overreach. I've been a registered libertarian voter for years. I even have a statue in my front yard of Ron Paul and kid Rand Paul holding hands carrying a Gadsen flag. If you look in…

MuddyElite Reviewer2 yrs ago 1 15

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Good Looking Trees

Y’all have trees you would just love to have in your front yard? (Weather no issue, let’s say it grows wherever your at) I was recently in Monterrey, California and one tree that’s common there is the Cypruss https://calscape.com/ExtData/allimages/Photos/Cupressus_macrocarpa_image56.jpg I fucking…

MuddyElite Reviewer2 yrs ago 1 22

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Can we all give thanks to the librarian who finally permanetly banned SJG

from the library. And maybe the judge who issued the restraining order too. Not all heroes wear capes.

MuddyElite Reviewer2 yrs ago 1 10

Politics

Did you ever think you'd see the day when you'd see even American politicians be

pro-terrorist? Some WILD takes out there this past week. I can't say I'm surprised in the least bit but when I step back and think how quick this country turned and the direction it's going in, yeah it's all pretty…

MuddyElite Reviewer2 yrs ago 9 80

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Salvaging Lap Dances

Start off a dance, it's not good. I always getting this sinking feeling like fuck I just burned X money. What do you do next? Write it off? Give her the same attitude back? Me I just start talking, distract,…

MuddyElite Reviewer2 yrs ago 1 19

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, NJ

Help me understand the Playhouse experience

I went once at night, apparently that's not when your supposed to go. Daytime is where it's at. Totally different club at night. I'm reading through the reviews. I understand there are cameras in the LD booths. Y'all listen to…

MuddyElite Reviewer2 yrs ago 115 10

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Insults and Reviews

Recently I talked smack about a club's dancers and got called out on it big time by a dancer on here. We got to into it, it got ugly. But it turned out she is pregnant and the baby could…

MuddyElite Reviewer2 yrs ago 1 23

Politics

Liberals on how to fix America

“Hey I know! Let’s flood it with illegals! That’ll do it, yeah!” “OMG, Genius!”

MuddyElite Reviewer2 yrs ago 4 58

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Best Chain Coffee

Not the local hipster place, at least some place most of us might know. Your out and about, can't make it yourself. Need a coffee. Dunkin, Mcdonalds, Peets, Caribou, Starbucks, Dunn Brothers, Dutch Brothers, Tim Hortons just to name a…

MuddyElite Reviewer2 yrs ago 1 27

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Business idea, looking for fellow investors on TUSCL

Hey guys I had an idea that’s never been tried, to open a big box store in an inner city libtopian food desert. I think it’s genius and a no lose/can’t fail scenario as there is absolutely no competition in…

MuddyElite Reviewer2 yrs ago 7 11

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Greatest Third Baseman of all time?

I saw Brooks Robinson just passed away. Great defensive player, probably one of the best D in baseball history. But it got me thinking your starting a team could take any third baseman who you going with? Who's the greatest…

MuddyElite Reviewer2 yrs ago 4 19

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Miss Zimbabwe 2023

Social media is in a tizzy over it but it is an excuse to rate this chick. Brook Bruk-Jackson. https://www.angelopedia.com/newspic/A059VK02O8zimbabwe-main.jpg https://youtu.be/cQIZmOi7e6s?si=coX7JwX51HVy5t61&t=35 Good lord is she gorgeous. I don't give a fuck what country she's from that is a WINNER. She'll probably…

MuddyElite Reviewer2 yrs ago 2 18

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To all the packs of Mexicans and South Asians taking over strip clubs today...

1. You know, you don't have to call all your second cousins to come to the strip clubs to you. You really don't have to roll 40 deep like your going to a street brawl. You are actually able enter…

MuddyElite Reviewer2 yrs ago 2 15

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What is the best chain breakfast?

Alright maybe there’s a local spot you like but of the chains that most folks on here would know, where are you eating in the morning?

MuddyElite Reviewer2 yrs ago 5 41

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Ticket Cameras

You ever get hit by one of these things? I recently got got by a school bus camera when the stop sign extends out, even if your on the other side of the road as I was coming in the…

MuddyElite Reviewer2 yrs ago 2 26

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Western Canada vs Eastern Canada

Dude WTF. Talk about schizophrenia when it comes strip clubs.

MuddyElite Reviewer2 yrs ago 5 9
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