Studying Strippers

You ever wonder to yourself what is Blueberry like outside of the strip club? Do I really know her or is it all just a facade, total bullshit. Do I even really know her? It got me thinking I was interested to know, these girls are like off the field. Let’s study their lifestyle outside their natural habitat.

Recently I haven’t even been going inside anymore, what I’ll do is wait in the van right outside in the parking lot, right around closing time. I’ll see the girls leave one by one. They usually are looking around to make sure the coast is clear. Right when they pass my van, that’s when I start the engine. I’ll then slowly creep behind them as they walk through the parking lot to their car. Follow them out from there (pretty tough to do however, usually these girls are driving about 130 mph really swerving, think French Connection)

It’s not without risk though, there have been a few restraining orders coming my way after this. I’ve had to lay low, I’ve actually started wearing hockey masks during the whole thing as not to be ID’d. So we’ll see how all that goes.