Posts by Muddy

What does that look like for y'all out there? Are you splurging on something nice or getting the absolute bare minimum and then getting the fuck outta there? Usually OTC nowadays, I'm pretty picky now so I try to get something…

Get together a guide to put all my best tips and tricks all in one place, everything I know. What I did to survive strip clubs throughout my career. I thought I'd just skip the article route and give it…

https://m.youtube.com/shorts/uKeJccBpsao https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3SOjmJG73UI&pp=ygUSd29sdmVyaW5lIHJlaW5kZWVy Remind me not to fuck with the mustelidae family

When strippers would be drenched in a sea of glitter. I would hug my favorite stripper and have it on me so thick that no matter how much I rubbed I couldn't get it off me. After leaving the club…

Is the life getting old for anybody else? I mean enough with these fucking strip clubs already. Good God. A sign. At the strip club the other day a stripper who looked just like a young Cindy Crawford came…

If we're honest our hard money really just ends up in lashes, boots, wigs, weaves, gigantic acrylic nails, dresses, pounds of caked on makeup and lipstick. Maybe a corset or two (<-Although that one I really like) I don't know…

A lot of it is a whole lotta waiting around, time staring into space, ain’t nothing happening, often times you come back empty handed. Maybe you do catch some and toss them right back. But every once in a blue…

Let's go who's coming. I'm bringing the beers. We're all getting fucked up. Be there or be square.

Do they ever get better? Or is it "Nope, still sucks" What the time interval where you'll give it another go? It's funny some of the places just don't seem to change, some guys on here think a month old…

I see we got Hurricane Helene coming in. Looks likes it’s gonna be a doozy. 1. Any stories dealing with natural disasters? Has your house been fucked up due to one? 2. Have you strip clubbed during one? Or would you (I’m…

She's standing, your sitting. Anybody else have an issue with this? It's just not right. I've been trained a certain way. I get up every time to stand with her or even offer to switch places. Even if I'm turning…

Did y’all ever think you’d see a baseball player hit 50 home runs and steal 50 bases? Your lucky if you get one guy who does even just one of those in a season. And oh btw he’s like an…