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1,146 posts by Muddy

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Miss Zimbabwe 2023

Social media is in a tizzy over it but it is an excuse to rate this chick. Brook Bruk-Jackson. https://www.angelopedia.com/newspic/A059VK02O8zimbabwe-main.jpg https://youtu.be/cQIZmOi7e6s?si=coX7JwX51HVy5t61&t=35 Good lord is she gorgeous. I don't give a fuck what country she's from that is a WINNER. She'll probably…

MuddyElite Reviewer2 yrs ago 5 18

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To all the packs of Mexicans and South Asians taking over strip clubs today...

1. You know, you don't have to call all your second cousins to come to the strip clubs to you. You really don't have to roll 40 deep like your going to a street brawl. You are actually able enter…

MuddyElite Reviewer2 yrs ago 4 15

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What is the best chain breakfast?

Alright maybe there’s a local spot you like but of the chains that most folks on here would know, where are you eating in the morning?

MuddyElite Reviewer2 yrs ago 7 41

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Ticket Cameras

You ever get hit by one of these things? I recently got got by a school bus camera when the stop sign extends out, even if your on the other side of the road as I was coming in the…

MuddyElite Reviewer3 yrs ago 5 26

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Western Canada vs Eastern Canada

Dude WTF. Talk about schizophrenia when it comes strip clubs.

MuddyElite Reviewer3 yrs ago 7 9

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Names or Explicitness

I think most on TUSCL are on board with not marrying those two. But one or the other if it comes down to it what do you prefer to see? "Violet and me went off to VIP and a great time.…

MuddyElite Reviewer3 yrs ago 10 22

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What is the biggest factor that would make you move from your current location?

-Crime -Taxes -Weather -Schools -Job opportunity -Traffic Something else? What's closest to pushing you over the edge right now, if you had to make a move?

MuddyElite Reviewer3 yrs ago 4 23

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Has there ever been a time when you got a stripper stolen from you?

This one dancer I was close with, very close. We'd finish each other's sentences, laugh at all each other's jokes, every time we lock eyes dreamweaver by Gary Wright plays in my head, and just prior to this incident we…

MuddyElite Reviewer3 yrs ago 3 9

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Vladislava Galagan

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MuddyElite Reviewer3 yrs ago 6 28

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Hotel Horror Stories, Recs, Wishlists

Sometimes I plop down in one. You got any bad stories to share, maybe some ones that have been on the money for you be it for OTC's or just for hanging out in? I also got a couple I've…

MuddyElite Reviewer3 yrs ago 2 24

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Spearmint Rhino Online Roll Call. Every strip club should have that.

Just a great feature all around if you haven't seen it. Basically every SR location has profiles of each dancers, photos (some don't show their face but most do), even stupid shit like their hobbies listed and shows who's working…

MuddyElite Reviewer3 yrs ago 18 13

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TUSCL Code Glossary

Secret code to cover our tracks. Enough with this I did this, I did that. Keep the Law of our trail. Tell no one of this. The password is "I come in a white suit" then you can spill the…

MuddyElite Reviewer3 yrs ago 34 15

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How important is a club's orientation

I was recently reviews for a place, that clearly stated the bar was on the right, the bathrooms on the left and stage was in the back, VIP just beyond that. I got there and no, none of it was…

MuddyElite Reviewer3 yrs ago 8 25

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Pool/Beach in 2023

Summer is finally here and swimming season in full swing. Back in the day, all the old timers on the block used to say I was the best swimmer east a' west a' here. I was like the Mickey Mantle…

MuddyElite Reviewer3 yrs ago 6 16

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What is the peak # of times for best sex with a stripper?

Around what number are thinking it's time to move on? Obviously it varies no doubt but just say on average. Do you go all Foreigner and say the first time. It's exciting don't get me wrong but your still feeling…

MuddyElite Reviewer3 yrs ago 36 20

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Could you ever have a long term CF that works completely clean

Or would you need extras/otc at some point? I’d be good maybe once or twice. I’m perfectly fine with dancers that aren’t down with extras. But once you hit that ceiling with, alrighty I guess this is it, I just…

MuddyElite Reviewer3 yrs ago 2 20

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IF you were to open strip club, where would you set up shop?

Or at least where you NOT. What state? City? General area? Say you don't even have to live near it so it takes that part out of the equation. State wise... Some things I notice, when I'm in Pennsylvania, I don't…

MuddyElite Reviewer3 yrs ago 107 25

Politics

Could tuscl use a Diversity, Equity and Inclusion Officer?

Armed with full banning ability. For anything or anyone considered problematic. I was recently at a strip club getting head from a stripper that looked like Jessica Alba, I was completely soft and wasn't paying attention at all. She looked…

MuddyElite Reviewer3 yrs ago 4 24

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Songs that make you want to jump off a roof

Cherry Pie by Warrant. I think you would be able to solve homelessness in America wholesale if you just blast that song on a loop on street corner in America.

MuddyElite Reviewer3 yrs ago 2 23

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Using dogs to connect with strippers

You know I've noticed how much many strippers I've met absolutely love dogs. So it got me thinking, maybe I'll use a dog in order to sort of get my foot in the door with some of these dancers. A…

MuddyElite Reviewer3 yrs ago 2 18

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tuscl's next gen

I see a lot of newer members, these guys seem legit, they definitely are contributing. But is the old guard leaving the website? Guys like Papi Chulo who really is the Michael Jordan of this bitch sounds like he's doing…

MuddyElite Reviewer3 yrs ago 2 22

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What's the strip club capital of the not Florida south?

Aside from maybe the Florida Panhandle and Jacksonville I don't think Florida is even "the south." Is it still Atlanta in a post Follies world? Or if it is No. 1 there an alternative number 2? I don't hear other…

MuddyElite Reviewer3 yrs ago 8 13

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Super hot dancers that apply: Do clubs make them jump through all the hoops?

A dime piece shows up to a strip club, does the manager say oh yeah you can’t work right now, you gotta do XYZ. You think that happens? Or do they on the low roll out the red carpet. I have…

MuddyElite Reviewer3 yrs ago 3 23

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Situations where dancers felt unsafe

Ever have a dancer confide in you that she was uncomfortable working somewhere. I think Bharlem might've said it but she was done working in a club where if there was no specific dancer exit. I never thought about that…

MuddyElite Reviewer3 yrs ago 2 12

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Generations and Strip Clubs

I wonder how much generations play into what we see in the strip clubs right now. In addition and on top of all the alternate online routes now available. A guy like Peter Zeihan talks about this shit all the…

MuddyElite Reviewer3 yrs ago 9 15
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