What if strippers came and reviewed you and your place of work

I'll go first!

Since I'm retired, I work at home.

However, since my wife is there and is the boss, there's probably going to be some 1s and 2s coming my way.....😏

just imagining if some of the girls 1-5 looks range from the clubs over the years i've been to working at my office. i gotta think that the lady head of the HR department would be scared out of her fucking mind. a few of those girls are very likely to inflict injuries that can require said HR lady to seriously need hospitalization.

I could see a stripper reviewing you Muddy.

Stripper:

“I came to Muddys residence (the backseat of his Toyota Camry in a Walmart parking lot off of I95). I would highly recommend bringing some Clorox wipes with you, but it was an easy $200 because after two thrusts he was done and I didn’t even feel anything. The best part is right afterwards I was able to take Muddy into Walmart and buy my baby daddy and my kids a new video game, hot pockets, Monster Energy drink, and more minutes for my phone. Muddy paid for everything and even bought me a footlong at Subway. God knows the only 12” I’m gonna see between Muddy and my baby daddy is on a sandwich!”

If the stripper reviewers limited their review to the number of potholes in the parking lot and color of the carpet and left out the "too explicit" details, their reviews would be accepted by the white knight adjudicators on their site. The review offered by shailyn is very good but a name muddy was mentioned so the white knights would reject it for being too explicit.

I know I would rate a one in looks but a nine in performance.

A hooker I know told me about a system that the girls use to review clients. IIRC it’s super simple: name, contact details, and “did they pay and leave without any problems”. So I guess those review are something like:

Drew, 206-123-4567, yes Muddy, 456-789-1234, yes Icey, 666-666-6666, no …

As long as their reviews included endlessly redundant details on the parking lot, shape of the bar and the bathroom, I’d be happy.

I fully expect them to give us ricks 5-star reviews. I mean really…what sexy female wouldn’t want to be rickbanged? All of ‘em want the rickbangin’ ROAR!!!

^ I met Rick the Lion and now I have to lint roll my clothes for the next 3 weeks because of too much fur.

^ that’s a stripper raview of Rick the Lion, not mine, I like shaved pussies!

They probably would not be impressed by the 2 hour lunches I occasionally take to go to strip clubs.

I don't get the scenario you're proposing. Are you talking about strippers coming into my place of work and paying me to dance for or fuck them? And my normal work is still occurring while this is happening, but somehow management is okay with it? Kinda, but not really?

In general, strippers do come to my work and to some extent review me. I work from my home office pretty regularly, and I bring strippers to my home. So, they've been to my place of work. And while I don't think they're writing reviews on a website, they certainly talk amongst themselves. Not to strangers, but their stripper-friends. I've had a few girls say no to OTC, only to talk to their friend and change their mind and agree later. I presume the change of heart was due to a positive review from the friends. But it's not like they're suddenly paying me, unless you count the occasions where they ask to come over to get a respite from their living situations and "pay" me in pussy in exchange.

^ so that would be like “oh dolfan, he sweats too much during sex but it’s okay because he has a nice bathroom and makes me lunch afterwards.

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