Will suck your dick
You can cum in their face
They'll bang 15 guys off the street in a night
They'll make even Detroit seem a Disneyland family fun experience
Used condoms, all over the floor
BUT
They will still need to put the towel down on your lap before anything cause you know, God forbid any germs get on anybody. Yeah can't do it.
Preach brother preach.
What do you think they say about you? “Oh crap here comes Muddy again on one of his road trips. I bet he hasn’t had a shower in 2 weeks and his balls will smell like his buttcrack!!!”
I usually use Huggies. Or if not, how clean I am would depend on however clean the water is in Lake Ontario.
And by Huggies I mean wet wipes are called. Wet ones. Not the diapers BUT I have thought about diapers for concerts I go to the bathroom 50 million times. I’m one of those guys.
The Ontario girls have been pretty consistently germaphobic in my experience. I've found them to be even more so than the Cuban girls, who have their own idiosyncrasies in these matters. I'm pretty limited to the GTA & Montreal areas though.
I have no comments on the cleanliness of Muddy's balls or ass, but if you're washing them in Lake Ontario I'd guess you're talking about the Toronto clubs too. And, they probably aren't that clean.
What does Canada do with dangerous criminals?
They give them jerseys and call them the Toronto Maple Leafs
Reads like a missed opportunity for a haiku
Ontario girls All holes bare, full service, but Afraid of cooties
I think Upland is better.
Muddy ape, you should type that shit into one of those text to image AI programs and see what kind of dark twisted shit emerges. ROAR!!!
I had a very different experience in GTA. Everything covered, all felt like they were afraid of cooties, no GFE, 95% mechanical. So different from pre-covid.
