Ontario Girls

10 comments

• shailynn

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  a year ago

  Preach brother preach.
  
  What do you think they say about you? “Oh crap here comes Muddy again on one of his road trips. I bet he hasn’t had a shower in 2 weeks and his balls will smell like his buttcrack!!!”
• Muddy

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  a year ago

  I usually use Huggies. Or if not, how clean I am would depend on however clean the water is in Lake Ontario.
• Muddy

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  a year ago

  And by Huggies I mean wet wipes are called. Wet ones. Not the diapers BUT I have thought about diapers for concerts I go to the bathroom 50 million times. I’m one of those guys.
• Dolfan

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  a year ago

  The Ontario girls have been pretty consistently germaphobic in my experience. I've found them to be even more so than the Cuban girls, who have their own idiosyncrasies in these matters. I'm pretty limited to the GTA & Montreal areas though.
  
  I have no comments on the cleanliness of Muddy's balls or ass, but if you're washing them in Lake Ontario I'd guess you're talking about the Toronto clubs too. And, they probably aren't that clean.
  
  
• motorhead

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  a year ago

  What does Canada do with dangerous criminals?
  
  They give them jerseys and call them the Toronto Maple Leafs
  
• gammanu95

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  a year ago

  Reads like a missed opportunity for a haiku
  
• gammanu95

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  a year ago

  Ontario girls
  All holes bare, full service, but
  Afraid of cooties
• shadowcat

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  a year ago

  I think Upland is better.
• rickthelion

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  a year ago

  Muddy ape, you should type that shit into one of those text to image AI programs and see what kind of dark twisted shit emerges. ROAR!!!
• chiefwiggum

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  a year ago

  I had a very different experience in GTA. Everything covered, all felt like they were afraid of cooties, no GFE, 95% mechanical. So different from pre-covid.