Ontario Girls

Preach brother preach.

What do you think they say about you? “Oh crap here comes Muddy again on one of his road trips. I bet he hasn’t had a shower in 2 weeks and his balls will smell like his buttcrack!!!”

I usually use Huggies. Or if not, how clean I am would depend on however clean the water is in Lake Ontario.

And by Huggies I mean wet wipes are called. Wet ones. Not the diapers BUT I have thought about diapers for concerts I go to the bathroom 50 million times. I’m one of those guys.

The Ontario girls have been pretty consistently germaphobic in my experience. I've found them to be even more so than the Cuban girls, who have their own idiosyncrasies in these matters. I'm pretty limited to the GTA & Montreal areas though.

I have no comments on the cleanliness of Muddy's balls or ass, but if you're washing them in Lake Ontario I'd guess you're talking about the Toronto clubs too. And, they probably aren't that clean.

What does Canada do with dangerous criminals?

They give them jerseys and call them the Toronto Maple Leafs

Reads like a missed opportunity for a haiku

Ontario girls
All holes bare, full service, but
Afraid of cooties

I think Upland is better.

Muddy ape, you should type that shit into one of those text to image AI programs and see what kind of dark twisted shit emerges. ROAR!!!

I had a very different experience in GTA. Everything covered, all felt like they were afraid of cooties, no GFE, 95% mechanical. So different from pre-covid.