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Consequences for girls that come back from having a kid to early

Muddy

USA

Look I'm totally against government overreach. I've been a registered libertarian voter for years. I even have a statue in my front yard of Ron Paul and kid Rand Paul holding hands carrying a Gadsen flag. If you look in my room there is a big poster of a nativity scene with my face photoshopped on baby Jesus and the three kings are Rep Bobbie Massie, Governor Barry Goldwater and Ted Nugent. I'm also one of the few humans on the earth to jerk it to Jo Jorgenson. So my track record speaks for itself.

Now with all that being said, I'm totally for if a stripper comes back too early to dancing from a pregnancy, that we throw in jail for an indefinite amount of time, no court, no lawyers, no trial, no nothing. Just let her sit there and think about what she's done. The stretch marks, the sagging, nobody wants to see that shit.

I hereby propose a year ban after giving birth from dancing. All in favor say aye.